February 2008 Car of the Month - M Cars & Tuning Houses
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Mr_Clarksun
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"Hi Mr Clarksun, my name is Wendy from BMW, and I want more than anything else in the world to send over the new E92 M3, tanked up and insured, for you to road test for a week or two [chuckle] Yeah, I thought that would interest you [giggle]. Call me anytime at 0800-BRACKNELL.â€a
How long, O Lord, how long have you waited for just such a phonecall to come through to you? Some people wait all their lives. Not me, though. I get them constantly. This was the first voice message waiting for me on my phone whilst clearing UK customs.
Frankly, the thought of abusing BMWGB's hospitality, although appealing in a superficial-instant-gratification sense, fills me with dread. Wistfully, my mind is filled with performance 3-series' from a nobler age.
So, if you've an M-Car, an Alpina, a Hartge - hell, you may even have a Racing Dynamics. Post up.
I want cars breathed upon by the tuning houses —a factory approved or not.
How long, O Lord, how long have you waited for just such a phonecall to come through to you? Some people wait all their lives. Not me, though. I get them constantly. This was the first voice message waiting for me on my phone whilst clearing UK customs.
Frankly, the thought of abusing BMWGB's hospitality, although appealing in a superficial-instant-gratification sense, fills me with dread. Wistfully, my mind is filled with performance 3-series' from a nobler age.
So, if you've an M-Car, an Alpina, a Hartge - hell, you may even have a Racing Dynamics. Post up.
I want cars breathed upon by the tuning houses —a factory approved or not.
- jimthejunior
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Whos car is that ^^^^^^. Thats in nottingham which is where i reside. 
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Rosc0PColtrane
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Do you live on a warden patrolled pensioner estate mate?maxfield wrote:Same car, just a 'day' diesel conversion.
And it's my Dad's.
And it certainly is in Nottingham.
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Rosc0PColtrane
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Those look like granny cottages in the background of your sig pic.
I may have to get some pics done of my Alpenarse turd to make all you bu&&ers sick!!
I may have to get some pics done of my Alpenarse turd to make all you bu&&ers sick!!
They certainly are.
But I live on the opposite side of the road to where the car's parked. That's probably why the complained, because I parked on 'their' side of the road!
So I parked it even further on the curb to piss them off!
But I live on the opposite side of the road to where the car's parked. That's probably why the complained, because I parked on 'their' side of the road!
So I parked it even further on the curb to piss them off!

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Rosc0PColtrane
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Did you ever get to the bottom of the "Police Letter" crap?
How about a fake schnitzer
BMW E30 2.0 Convertible (M52B28)
BMW E30 2.0 2 Door (M20B28 Turbo project to start)
BMW E36 328i Sport (M52B28 Turbo Project)
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BMW E30 2.0 2 Door (M20B28 Turbo project to start)
BMW E36 328i Sport (M52B28 Turbo Project)
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mrLEE30
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Simon - how did you change that C2 coupe in to a touring???? now that is impressive
and fuzzy post yer turd i'll vote for ya!!! It dont say BMW tuning house (and i still dont think Ireland is really overseas
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mrlee
and fuzzy post yer turd i'll vote for ya!!! It dont say BMW tuning house (and i still dont think Ireland is really overseas
mrlee

Do sports count?

- paulrosche
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Council wheels. Horrible interior. Scandalous rear lights. How could you do that to a an M3? Sorry but zoners are just being polite if they're telling you that's a hot M3. There's no way it can win.maxfield wrote:
Never anything nice to say... that's our Royal Ratshit...
And using the name of one of BMW's best engine designers for your small minded cr*p is unexcusable...
Get lost!!!
And using the name of one of BMW's best engine designers for your small minded cr*p is unexcusable...
Get lost!!!
Currently slumming it in an E46 Touring
- paulrosche
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Good eye dude!
Now back on topic...
Now back on topic...
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madaboutthe30
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Woow, this thread went 180 in no time.
I agree with Max on this one. What "PaulRosche" said was a bit uncalled for.
We all do changes to our cars regardless of what people think. We do them for us and nobody else!!
Looks like quite a few man hours have been spent on that M3, so Im sure you can give credit for that.
I agree with Max on this one. What "PaulRosche" said was a bit uncalled for.
We all do changes to our cars regardless of what people think. We do them for us and nobody else!!
Looks like quite a few man hours have been spent on that M3, so Im sure you can give credit for that.
Dreaming of the day I purchase an E30 M3
--- e30 motorsport cab-- in the process of becoming a trailer queen
--- Z4M Coupe - daily driver
--- e30 motorsport cab-- in the process of becoming a trailer queen
--- Z4M Coupe - daily driver
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Ziggy
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Daaaaamn that's nice! I think I'm having a mini-rebellion against clear indicators on M3s (don't know why!), but apart from that...
Dirty pic's the best! 
E30 in need of wiring loom smoke since April '11...
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goosiegander
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Harry thats one damn fine car! 






































