bmw concept

Post Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:07 pm

anyone else seen this yet?

http://cars.uk.msn.com/News/car_news_ar ... id=4718673

i quite like it apart from the grilles and it looks too long in the middle

Post Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:08 pm

Guess thats to compete with the cls...

Post Sat Apr 21, 2007 5:10 pm

it claims its for competing against the aston and the porsche 4 door models.

Post Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:38 pm

there's a porsche 4 door?

That bmw looks lovely, until you see the f*cking hideous grill.

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:16 am

its well tasty from the back

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:24 am

Damn

I dont like that!! It looks like a badger!!! - the back is nice enough.... but what happen to her face!

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:48 am

BMW couldn't have picked a better moment either, with the four-door Aston Martin Rapide and Porsche Panamera arriving soon. (quotey!)

fattyporscheclicky

Really like that BM. The grille lends itself to the mustang/aston, shape and lights to an aston/cls. Just needs some halfrauds satin black on the grille

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:42 pm

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 12:52 pm

blatantarrogance wrote:. Just needs some halfrauds satin black on the grille

lol....it takes a brave man to paint his grille on his brand new Ã‚£150,000 motor.

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:00 pm

nickso wrote:
blatantarrogance wrote:. Just needs some halfrauds satin black on the grille
lol....it takes a brave man to paint his grille on his brand new Ã‚£150,000 motor.

Nah, prise the bast@rd off and get that chrome wrongness sorted

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:04 pm

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:03 pm

i think it looks the tits

Post Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:06 pm

I think it looks like a 1 series on acid!

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:52 am

Nelly wrote:I think it looks like a 1 series on acid!

Man with cock in biscuit barrel, not necessarily f*cking crackers!!

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:59 am

blatantarrogance wrote:
nickso wrote:
blatantarrogance wrote:. Just needs some halfrauds satin black on the grille
lol....it takes a brave man to paint his grille on his brand new Ã‚£150,000 motor.
Nah, prise the bast@rd off and get that chrome wrongness sorted

prise it off, replace it with something thats not far too wide and large to work with any of the other styling on the car, then spray that black.

And whats all this 'satin' malarkey eh? Bunch of f*cking pansies, MATT black.... satin is for women.

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:02 pm

edit> double post, but I'll keep this bit....to make my point.

And whats all this 'satin' malarkey eh? Bunch of f*cking pansies, MATT black.... satin is for women.

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:05 pm

WHY??????

Thats almost as bad as the cayenne!

Why the hell do sports car makers have to start making family cars.

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:26 pm

blatantarrogance wrote:
Man with c**k in biscuit barrel, not necessarily f*cking crackers!!

Classic!

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:11 pm

d6dph wrote:
blatantarrogance wrote:
Man with c**k in biscuit barrel, not necessarily f*cking crackers!!
Classic!

Man with problem goes to bed with d*ck in hand, wakes up with solution.

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:13 pm

munky30 wrote:edit> double post, but I'll keep this bit....to make my point.

And whats all this 'satin' malarkey eh? Bunch of f*cking pansies, MATT black.... satin is for women.

Satin black is all about quality of finish. Finnesse mate, finnesse, none of your rough handed cro-magnon antics, dear boy!!!

You may fancy a bit of Matt Black, personally I can't comment as I've never met the bloke!!!

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:18 pm

He's a lovely chap, though tends to be a bit clingy. I find if I spend too much time with him he gets a bit annoying so I spread him thinly as it were. Little and often.

The best thing about him is his ability to ignore any discrepancies you may have, he wont ever comment on a big zit on your nose or mention that nasty scar you have. He blanks all these little imperfections and they seem to just disappear.

I hear he's a bit cheap though, and posh folks dont get on well with him.

Post Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:01 pm

munky30 wrote:He's a lovely chap, though tends to be a bit clingy. I find if I spend too much time with him he gets a bit annoying so I spread him thinly as it were. Little and often.

The best thing about him is his ability to ignore any discrepancies you may have, he wont ever comment on a big zit on your nose or mention that nasty scar you have. He blanks all these little imperfections and they seem to just disappear.

I hear he's a bit cheap though, and posh folks dont get on well with him.

I would have thought some of those posh folks would like a bit of rough???

Post Tue Apr 24, 2007 10:34 am

Munky's posts just get better and better!

Post Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:52 pm

My lord im in love with this car!

hadnt even heard of it until half an hour ago when i saw it on a magazine in the supermarket! really hope they make something mostly like it

gona have to start saving now...

Post Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:10 am

Sorry, but I like this one better....

Post Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:26 am

so much for the flame surfacing! that looks like a ceyanne front! death.

i hope the real car (if they make it) will have a more smooth elegant car!

looks like a product designer has done this rather than a car designer with taste.

Post Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:41 am

78dude wrote:Sorry, but I like this one better....

looks like a mazda xedos

Post Fri Apr 27, 2007 3:06 pm

Its a bit faster.....

Post Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:12 pm

quadroporte?

Post Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:26 pm

This is a monster, imagine seeing this car on the road coming towards you, do you give way or do a 3 point turn and floor the shit out of your 325

Post Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:23 pm

spence_star wrote:This is a monster, imagine seeing this car on the road coming towards you, do you give way or do a 3 point turn and floor the shit out of your 325

Not on this planet you will cope to follow a current Quattroporte with an 325i sir.....

Post Mon Apr 30, 2007 6:08 pm

What is with the scaffold setup on the back of the porsche ?

Picnick table or what ???

Post Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:41 pm

nickso wrote:
78dude wrote:Sorry, but I like this one better....

looks like a mazda xedos

Dammit, where were you last year?!

I had a mazda xedos 6 and always said from the side it looked (very remotely) like the quattroporte and people just looked at me funny

Maybe they were just looking at me funny because I owned a xedos 6....

Post Tue May 01, 2007 12:11 pm

munky30 wrote:
Dammit, where were you last year?!

I had a mazda xedos 6 and always said from the side it looked (very remotely) like the quattroporte and people just looked at me funny

Maybe they were just looking at me funny because I owned a xedos 6....

its only the shape of the back door that looks the same to me really

Post Tue May 01, 2007 12:31 pm

Can't see the point of this model.

Mercedes pissed a lot of people off with it's insane and confusing model line-up.

How is this different to a 5-Series? All BMW's are sporty so you don't really have the problem of the 4 door cars being dull.

This way lies dilution of the brand.

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Where does this fit in? A 4 door 6? Why not get a an M5 then?