Who would win in a fight

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Jet lee or Jackie chan

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Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:02 pm

Jet lee or Jackie chan?
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:18 pm

Where's Bruce?!! :(
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:20 pm

Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:22 pm

This guy would fook them all. :D

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Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:26 pm

Gert_8 wrote:Where's Bruce?!! :(
That's what I thought ! 8O
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 10:32 pm

Foook me, I thought that things on her could not get any lower and boring! Bss Barry could fuuuck em all over Grrrrrrrrrrrrr :D and Pony would use his secret spider man syrup flick too blind the opposition!
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Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:43 pm

Sammo FTW :D

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Paddy Blair Mayne 8)
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:48 am

Forget all those losers, where's Pony's nana?! :)
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 8:53 am

Ip man ftw.
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:45 am

macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....
Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????
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Monkey would fuck them all up.
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:45 pm

This bad boy



Or this warrior

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Sun Dec 01, 2013 1:50 pm

Kos wrote:This bad boy



Or this warrior

:D seen the bottom one, but hasn't seen the first. PMSL!
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:03 pm

zaust wrote:Ip man ftw.
+1

Legend, he was Bruce Lee's Master :cool:
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Nobby_N wrote:Foook me, I thought that things on her could not get any lower and boring! Bss Barry could fuuuck em all over Grrrrrrrrrrrrr :D and Pony would use his secret spider man syrup flick too blind the opposition!
LOL! :)

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Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:11 pm

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macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....
Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????
He did in Way of the Dragon.

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Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:33 pm

Classic. :D

Norris was a hairy fat bummer! He reminded me of verde at the end :)
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:39 pm

Gert_8 wrote:He reminded me of verde at the end :)
Why? :?
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:45 pm

Because he's bruised, battered and exhausted. Ask Pete.

A silly joke on this silly topic :)
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:06 pm

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macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....
Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????
He did in Way of the Dragon.

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This is a very very serious topic and your both trying to mock it...........

We are talking about real fucking life here not acting! :D

And they all would get fucked up by Norris
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Sun Dec 01, 2013 10:10 pm

How can you say that, after seeing him getting creamed. Don't tell me that wasn't a fly on the wall documentary!!

What I am surprised about is that both of them didn't require the services of an osteopath, what with all that cracking..
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Ip Man would beat them both hands down.

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Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:19 am

I'd think chuck would fancies his chances, he was a larger and stronger fighter who had a lot more training than Bruce and studied more fighting disciplines

It's like the age old question, Tyson vs Ali

Ali and Bruce have a bit too much showmanship for my liking where as chuck and Tyson are serious no nonsense fighters
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Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins. :D

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Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:51 am

bab-91 wrote:Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins. :D

Lt Col Paddy Blair Maine at a glance.

Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion in August 1936
Irish Rugby International + British Lions
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Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times, never gained VC because he was Northern Irish...
Went to the clink for beating up his commanding officer.

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Badass!
You forgot - HOMO!

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Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:08 am

Sorry but it's got to be pony's nana , she'd beat the crap out of all of them, she's had plenty of practice with pony :eek:
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
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Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:41 am

Gert_8 wrote:
bab-91 wrote:Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins. :D

Lt Col Paddy Blair Maine at a glance.

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Irish Rugby International + British Lions
Founding member of the SAS
Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times, never gained VC because he was Northern Irish...
Went to the clink for beating up his commanding officer.

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You forgot - HOMO!

:)

RUMOUR! btw...

Your wife still starting the car for you? :twisted:
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Mon Dec 02, 2013 12:43 pm

^^ Pardon?
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Gert_8 wrote:^^ Pardon?
The homosexuality was a rumour because he was unmarried and hated gays. That describes half the zone! :)



and you don't insult Northern Ireland's most famous war-hero without a car bomb going your way! 8O
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Gert_8 wrote:^^ Pardon?
The homosexuality was a rumour because he was unmarried and hated gays. That describes half the zone! :)



and you don't insult Northern Ireland's most famous war-hero without a car bomb going your way! 8O
Oh, i get it now. Yes, I'll make sure she's starting the car now.

Actually, I don't even know who the fella is, let alone his sexual preferences...! :)
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Oh, i get it now. Yes, I'll make sure she's starting the car now.

Actually, I don't even know who the fella is, let alone his sexual preferences...! :)

You should look him up, if your into that sort of thing. Really controversial figure with a ridiculous amount of individual kills.. plus my favourite quote of all time: "When you enter a room full of the enemy, kill the first one that moves ”“
he has started to think and is therefore dangerous." :D
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Kos wrote:I'd think chuck would fancies his chances, he was a larger and stronger fighter who had a lot more training than Bruce and studied more fighting disciplines
Couldn't disagree with the latter half of the above more strongly.
I think you'll struggle to find anyone is the combat world that trained harder/more often and also studied fighting theory more than Bruce Lee.
That aside, inherent ability/talent also play a major role.....otherwise the guy who has trained the most would always win and that just isn't the case with any sport.
Kos wrote:Ali and Bruce have a bit too much showmanship for my liking where as chuck and Tyson are serious no nonsense fighters
It's a meaty question, but in my opinion Ali would've dragged Tyson through 10 or 11 of the longest rounds that Mike had ever seen before outboxing him at the end of the match.
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Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:56 pm

A Tyson v Ali would not have gone 11 rounds! Ali would run for 3 rounds before being worked out and caught out!
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