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Jet lee or Jackie chan?
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Where's Bruce?!! 

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Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....
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This guy would fook them all. 
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That's what I thought !Gert_8 wrote:Where's Bruce?!!
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Foook me, I thought that things on her could not get any lower and boring! Bss Barry could fuuuck em all over Grrrrrrrrrrrrr
and Pony would use his secret spider man syrup flick too blind the opposition!
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Forget all those losers, where's Pony's nana?! 

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Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....
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This bad boy
Or this warrior
Or this warrior
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Kos wrote:This bad boy
Or this warrior

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Legend, he was Bruce Lee's Master
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LOL!Nobby_N wrote:Foook me, I thought that things on her could not get any lower and boring! Bss Barry could fuuuck em all over Grrrrrrrrrrrrrand Pony would use his secret spider man syrup flick too blind the opposition!
I'd fooking use a dim mak!
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He did in Way of the Dragon.Fastroad wrote:Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....
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Classic.
Norris was a hairy fat bummer! He reminded me of verde at the end
Norris was a hairy fat bummer! He reminded me of verde at the end

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Because he's bruised, battered and exhausted. Ask Pete.
A silly joke on this silly topic
A silly joke on this silly topic

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This is a very very serious topic and your both trying to mock it...........bss325i wrote:He did in Way of the Dragon.Fastroad wrote:Didn't Bruce Lee put him in his place????macas wrote:Chuck Norris would fook them all up.....
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We are talking about real fucking life here not acting!
And they all would get fucked up by Norris
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How can you say that, after seeing him getting creamed. Don't tell me that wasn't a fly on the wall documentary!!
What I am surprised about is that both of them didn't require the services of an osteopath, what with all that cracking..
What I am surprised about is that both of them didn't require the services of an osteopath, what with all that cracking..

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Ip Man would beat them both hands down.
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I'd think chuck would fancies his chances, he was a larger and stronger fighter who had a lot more training than Bruce and studied more fighting disciplines
It's like the age old question, Tyson vs Ali
Ali and Bruce have a bit too much showmanship for my liking where as chuck and Tyson are serious no nonsense fighters
It's like the age old question, Tyson vs Ali
Ali and Bruce have a bit too much showmanship for my liking where as chuck and Tyson are serious no nonsense fighters
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Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins. 
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Badass!
Lt Col Paddy Blair Maine at a glance.
Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion in August 1936
Irish Rugby International + British Lions
Founding member of the SAS
Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times, never gained VC because he was Northern Irish...
Went to the clink for beating up his commanding officer.
etc etc
Badass!
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You forgot - HOMO!bab-91 wrote:Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins.
Lt Col Paddy Blair Maine at a glance.
Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion in August 1936
Irish Rugby International + British Lions
Founding member of the SAS
Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times, never gained VC because he was Northern Irish...
Went to the clink for beating up his commanding officer.
etc etc
Badass!

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Sorry but it's got to be pony's nana , she'd beat the crap out of all of them, she's had plenty of practice with pony 
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
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Gert_8 wrote:bab-91 wrote:Sorry lads but your all full of sh*t & my choice wins.
Lt Col Paddy Blair Maine at a glance.
Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion in August 1936
Irish Rugby International + British Lions
Founding member of the SAS
Distinguished Service Order an incredible four times, never gained VC because he was Northern Irish...
Went to the clink for beating up his commanding officer.
etc etc
Badass!
You forgot - HOMO!
RUMOUR! btw...
Your wife still starting the car for you?
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^^ Pardon?

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The homosexuality was a rumour because he was unmarried and hated gays. That describes half the zone!Gert_8 wrote:^^ Pardon?
and you don't insult Northern Ireland's most famous war-hero without a car bomb going your way!
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Oh, i get it now. Yes, I'll make sure she's starting the car now.bab-91 wrote:The homosexuality was a rumour because he was unmarried and hated gays. That describes half the zone!Gert_8 wrote:^^ Pardon?![]()
and you don't insult Northern Ireland's most famous war-hero without a car bomb going your way!
Actually, I don't even know who the fella is, let alone his sexual preferences...!

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Gert_8 wrote:
Oh, i get it now. Yes, I'll make sure she's starting the car now.
Actually, I don't even know who the fella is, let alone his sexual preferences...!
You should look him up, if your into that sort of thing. Really controversial figure with a ridiculous amount of individual kills.. plus my favourite quote of all time: "When you enter a room full of the enemy, kill the first one that moves ”“
he has started to think and is therefore dangerous."
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Couldn't disagree with the latter half of the above more strongly.Kos wrote:I'd think chuck would fancies his chances, he was a larger and stronger fighter who had a lot more training than Bruce and studied more fighting disciplines
I think you'll struggle to find anyone is the combat world that trained harder/more often and also studied fighting theory more than Bruce Lee.
That aside, inherent ability/talent also play a major role.....otherwise the guy who has trained the most would always win and that just isn't the case with any sport.
It's a meaty question, but in my opinion Ali would've dragged Tyson through 10 or 11 of the longest rounds that Mike had ever seen before outboxing him at the end of the match.Kos wrote:Ali and Bruce have a bit too much showmanship for my liking where as chuck and Tyson are serious no nonsense fighters
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A Tyson v Ali would not have gone 11 rounds! Ali would run for 3 rounds before being worked out and caught out!





