what happens if oil filter shatters to pieces in a e30s50b30

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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:48 pm

yes i agree with all above i will need rest of m3 back
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:06 pm

e30s50b30 wrote:yes i agree with all above i will need rest of m3 back

It might be too late, it looks like they have already being serving your morsels ........

What colour was your M3 convertible and why did you decide to ruin/ frag a decent car to create your frankenstein bodge fest ? :?
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:12 pm

guys any one with a e34 525 oil pick up pipe i guess mine was modded and made too low on the sump will this cause oil starvation ?
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:20 pm

it was artic silver and i wanted ae30s50 . dude do you think if i had an idea this would happen i would have done that ?
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:25 pm

how much oil do you guys put in the e30s5ob30 engines to ensure no starvation occurs ?
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:37 pm

The E34 sump takes about 7 litres of oil
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 4:41 pm

thanks they put 5,5 yesterday ! engine has been now rebuilt after checking it looked ok i will let you guys know if it ever starts
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:04 pm

6.5 litres
As above you need to get over there with a trailer and fetch 'all' your gear back
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:14 pm

ok cool will do
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:21 pm

DanThe wrote:Air fliter is too small, wrong exhaust, wiring looks shoddy and the ECU should definitely not be mounted on the inner wing!
God knows whats happened with the brakes or coolant pipework but its not likely to be any good looking at the above pics.
Basically, as has been said previous, it looks like you will need at least £3k to get it to a 'basic' acceptable standard
Also.... i cant see any signs of a oil cooler, the engine looks to be mounted to far forward and the brake fluid reservoir looks like its resting on the inlet plenum. God only knows what box/prop/diff combo you have got. The sump also needs to come off to check what they have been up to in there.
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:30 pm

thanks i appreciate the input guys
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:08 pm

shocking ! thats some terrible bodging right there, :eek:

get this turd trailered home I would not trust that to get me 100 miles,
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:13 pm

i remember the knobber that did mine had wired some of the lives from the loom to a thin permanent live on the alarm.
driving along one day minding my own business when smoke started billowing from under the dash and the car cut out at 70..... obviously several of the wires had melted together but no serious damage done.
my how me and the auto spark laughed as he inspected it ...... :x
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:15 pm

pacerpete laugh while you can i am suffering now but will work and build again i wont be put off i will make it work. i hope you never get conned , one thing i can't stand is sacarsm i have respect for people . to all the guys that took time and typed thanks .
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:26 pm

e30s50b30 wrote:guys any one with a e34 525 oil pick up pipe i guess mine was modded and made too low on the sump will this cause oil starvation ?
Not too expensive from the dealer these.

Bad times.
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:44 pm

i will ask bmw tomorrow i just wanna get it home .
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pacerpete wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jank


They tried to warn you ! :eek:
That VW Camper they depicture isn't exactly what I'd call 'Jank' - half decently restored with some T-Cut, it would be worth a tidy pile! winkeye

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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:23 pm

pray and hope this never happens to you or your kin . it might amuse others just as much ! i wondered how guys end up in the court house now i get it ! one gets smart pants and the other reacts and it all goes in flames !
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:24 pm

who did the conversion ?
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:26 pm

if i was in your shoes i would have probably ripped the guys head of by now, but listen to the advise of the other zoners, get your motors back first then legal action, name and shame!
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:27 pm

its a guy you wish never to meet lol stay away from robin hood county and you are ok
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:32 pm

i may get them home tomorrow . if i'm lucky that is, and lately luck is what i don't have . i feel like the village idiot most guys on here are cool but you get the odd one lol ,
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:49 pm

e30s50b30 wrote: you get the odd one lol ,
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:50 pm

To be fair, the oil filter problem could have occurred at any time.

What mileage had the engine done, and what timescale did the 'specialists' have to do the conversion?

Frankly, trusting people to do such a specialist job at this time of year when most folk are concentrating on eating, drinking and being merry is asking for trouble, imho.
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:58 pm

e30s50b30 wrote:its a guy you wish never to meet lol stay away from robin hood county and you are ok
Robin hood was a good guy?

These days in Nottingham your more likely to be shot! What are of Nottm is the garage and who are they?
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 10:58 pm

i had 116k on the clocks and gave the car about 4 wks ago is that enough time by any chance ? the amazing thing is they do amazing m50 conversions, ok i understand this is a s50 but i thought they had it nailed but no they nailed me .
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:00 pm

ha the sheriff and prince john would beg to differ lol
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:02 pm

has anybody ever seen a filter in that state as if it was hammered ?
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:16 pm

e30s50b30 wrote:i had 116k on the clocks and gave the car about 4 wks ago is that enough time by any chance ? the amazing thing is they do amazing m50 conversions, ok i understand this is a s50 but i thought they had it nailed but no they nailed me .



FACT , if the sorry bodge up that is your E30 is the best they can do after you GAVE them a complete good M3 convertible AND 3k, their M50 conversions will be anything but amazing ! 8O
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:22 pm

other cars they have done i have seen and they look nothing like mine . i can't and change your opinion as it won't happen but i have seen their conversions i guess they just took me for a mug simple
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:37 pm

e30s50b30 wrote:gave the car about 4 wks ago is that enough time by any chance ?
The plot thickens.8O

Id say this 'lob in' conversion has taken less than a week, and when i say week i mean 5 days.
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:45 pm

it may even have been done in a weekend ! a drinking one that is this can never go on a track ! im thinking of salvaging something out it not sure but will have to stump up about 4k to get it going ok like clenching my teeth and buying a m3 e46 coupe , not sure what to do with this though,
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Post Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:50 pm

has anyone ever seen a filter in that state
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Post Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:36 am

this is now messing with my health i had two nightmares last night and i was in jail both times to think am anything but a crim !