cecotto479 (Boyd) owes me a refund or parts, since February-

[B7]

You clearly don't have to try very hard to be a tit either.

The Unreliable Idiot (Caution!) has just sent me a PM about his bloodline being in the Domesday Book. More like a Haynes Manual.......

Like this one ? Could come in handy if his caked mate with the R8 has any issues !

FFS pete! I'm eating!

[pacerpete]

The Unreliable Idiot (Caution!) has just sent me a PM about his bloodline being in the Domesday Book. More like a Haynes Manual.......

Like this one ? Could come in handy if his caked mate with the R8 has any issues !

FFS pete! I'm eating!

Fess up Trevor, you have a well thumbed copy by the bog

[Rav335uk]

Like this one ? Could come in handy if his caked mate with the R8 has any issues !

FFS pete! I'm eating!

Fess up Trevor, you have a well thumbed copy by the bog

I bet you do upstairs in the lav Pete.

[Andyboy]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

[Rav335uk]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

[pacerpete]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Rav, I'm still waiting for you to return the July '11 edition of 'Asian Axe Wounds' that you borrowed, Everett is giving me serious grief, he wants it back asap !

[pac1982]

I love these posts, i'm only making a reply so i can get emails about new replys

[Kos]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Rav, I'm still waiting for you to return the July '11 edition of 'Asian Axe Wounds' that you borrowed, Everett is giving me serious grief, he wants it back asap !

pete have you finished with my copy of Hampshire horny horses ?

[magpie]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Rav, I'm still waiting for you to return the July '11 edition of 'Asian Axe Wounds' that you stole, Everett is giving me serious grief, he wants it back asap !

fixed

[B7]

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Rav, I'm still waiting for you to return the July '11 edition of 'Asian Axe Wounds' that you borrowed, Everett is giving me serious grief, he wants it back asap !

pete have you finished with my copy of Hampshire horny horses ?

He's still got my copy of Donkey Molester Weekly!

[bss325i]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Rav, I'm still waiting for you to return the July '11 edition of 'Asian Axe Wounds' that you borrowed, Everett is giving me serious grief, he wants it back asap !

[DanThe]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Freshly lubed North American heavyweights weekly?

[e30topless]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

I'm afraid Diddler ruined most of it on wednseday,
a couple of hours in the "all you can eat" Indian Buffet in Slough was the Cause of the Accident

[Rav335uk]

Pete runs his operation from the bog, Willard Whyte style.

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Rav, I'm still waiting for you to return the July '11 edition of 'Asian Axe Wounds' that you borrowed, Everett is giving me serious grief, he wants it back asap !

Pete, that magazine was a gift you gave to me.

[pacerpete]

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Rav, I'm still waiting for you to return the July '11 edition of 'Asian Axe Wounds' that you borrowed, Everett is giving me serious grief, he wants it back asap !

Pete, that magazine was a gift you gave to me.

The June '11 issue of 'Barebacking Burkhas' was a gift, 'Asian Axe Wounds ' was a short term loan

[TPS]

They're picking on you again Pete, I wouldn't take it, if I were you.

[pacerpete]

They're picking on you again Pete, I wouldn't take it, if I were you.

Phil, because of my slight stature and shy unassuming persona I often get picked on and harassed , its not fair , I'm going to tell the mods !

[TPS]

I'd love to help Pete, but I'm off out to view a mint Austin Cambridge, I mustn't forget the Jack

[magpie]

jack = r.i.p Austin Cambridge or Morris Oxford usually

[pacerpete]

jack = r.i.p Austin Cambridge or Morris Oxford usually

It was a Wolseley 10/40 or 20/50 or whatever the farina spastic number plate donor vehicles are called

Oh how I tried not to laugh as the sill/ floor gave way and the jack went straight into the door !

I had just found out minutes earlier that the tasty reg was not transferrable and whilst making my excuses, asked the owner were the jacking points ok ? He took the bait, the rest and his sill/door was history and I left quickly !

[TPS]

That was a very funny story, one of Pete's best!

[spook]

The June '11 issue of 'Barebacking Burkhas' was a gift, 'Asian Axe Wounds ' was a short term loan [/quote]


All the best newsagents must be in Slough, and your outside bog door must be a Forensics dream cone true.

[B7]

The June '11 issue of 'Barebacking Burkhas' was a gift, 'Asian Axe Wounds ' was a short term loan

All the best newsagents must be in Slough, and your outside bog door must be a Forensics dream cone true.

Everything about petes gaff is a forensics dream!

[Rav335uk]

The June '11 issue of 'Barebacking Burkhas' was a gift, 'Asian Axe Wounds ' was a short term loan

All the best newsagents must be in Slough, and your outside bog door must be a Forensics dream cone true.

Everything about petes gaff is a forensics dream!

True!!! Has to be seen to be believed

[Andyboy]

I've seen first hand the literature Pete has in his Lav

Rav, I'm still waiting for you to return the July '11 edition of 'Asian Axe Wounds' that you borrowed, Everett is giving me serious grief, he wants it back asap !

pete have you finished with my copy of Hampshire horny horses ?

Kos that reminds me Mate - you left your Michael Buble CD behind last week. Want it posted?

[Rav335uk]

Kos that reminds me Mate - you left your Michael Buble CD behind last week. Want it posted?

[spook]

Kos that reminds me Mate - you left your Michael Buble CD behind last week. Want it posted?

What a sick freak, Kos needs help

[Andyboy]

Well - the Cat's out of the bag now so to speak.

Pete bought the Buble disc new, Kos wanted it and there was a deal involving some of Kos' pre big school shorts.

Work it out Boys. It's very wrong.

[pacerpete]

Well - the Cat's out of the bag now so to speak.

Pete bought the Buble disc new, Kos wanted it and there was a deal involving some of Kos' pre big school shorts.

Work it out Boys. It's very wrong.

.



Don't lie Everett , I got the Buble disc from you as a deal involving a Ronan Keating CD , a Gary Glitter 8 track and a well thumbed copy of Asian Axe Wounds

Alas ,Kos' shorts are long gone, last seen reinforcing Goukis/ Jimbobs convertible front bumper

[Andyboy]

Aah fuckinell. The truth will out as someone once said.

But the only Magazine involved in the Buble/Keating deal was a September 1975 MOTOR with the 18/22 first test and technical analysis. That's been thumbed to buggery.

[M5Jed]

My, my, one successful scam leads to a bigger score. This S.O.B. doesn't know when to stop.

I wired USD $500 last May 2010 to Boyd Beattie (cecotto479) through my bank to buy a set of headers and throttle bodies off the M88 he was parting out. It was months of excuses as to why he had not shipped the parts. I gave him every opportunity to make it as easy as possible. I even set up a complete shipment paperwork with Fedex and covered all the expenses. He just had to drop off the parts at a Fedex location close to him. The bastard couldn't even do that.

Here's the thread on the M5board.com where he advertised.

http://www.m5board.com/vbulletin/parts- ... e-m88.html


I'm still freakin' pissed about this. I'm willing to pay another USD $500 for someone to just fuck him up and get $500 worth of satisfaction.

Up until today, its been 18 months since I wired the money, nothing at all from him. Nothing!!!

[M-Sport]

[cecotto479]

Jed,

I'm still waiting on a response from you to this email sent on 14/7/2010 and two reminders sent on 31/7 and 24/8 all 2010.


"Hi Jed,

Let's get a couple of things clear here:-

1. I have NEVER at any time called Fedex by telephone.  I have had calls from their Indian call centre, but I have never called them.
2. You apparently arranged the collection last Monday, not me.  They did not attend.  They called me on the Tuesday.  I assumed that they called at your behest.  I asked them why they hadn't attended.  They said that they had a record of me saying that I would deliver it.  I explained that that was from the week before - that I had tried, twice, to deliver it and it would not be accepted because the paperwork was wrong  and that you had arranged that they should attend yesterday (Mon 5th). At that they muttered that "there must have been some misunderstanding" and that they could collect on Wenesday.  I explained that Friday would be convenient.  They were unable to book for Friday and stated that I should call their customer services on Thursday and arrange it.  I explained that I wouldn't do that, but that I would get "the gentleman in America" - you - to sort it out and closed the conversation.  They called me back two minutes later and said that they'd call me on Thursday to arrange collection on Frday.  They didn't!  As of now, they still haven't!

I'm heartily sick of Fedex.  I've made 3 separate 20 mile journeys to their depot and waited in for them at two locations on one day.

I do all this and you say, "So its hard for me to believe you that Fedex didn't come by yesterday for the pick up."!

Did you ask them if they called to collect?

I'm also heartily sick of your constant accusatorial tone.  Some time ago I confirmed that I was back to work and able to deliver again to Sunbury sa originally agreed.  I now want to go back to this arrangement.  I will not go to the Fedex branch again.  I will not wait in unless I get a written (e-mail will do) note from Fedex as to when they are coming.

Of course the package is wrapped ready to go.  What do you think I took to the Fedex offices?  A box with a couple of bricks in it?

I'll ignore your threats and put it down to your being a bit frustrated too, but I can tell you that I want this sorted just as much as you.

You have three options and my patience is running thin.

1.  Delivery to Sunbury at my cost as originally agreed.
2. Collection by Fedex, but only after e-mail confirmation from them of when and where they are collecting.  No more telephone correspondence.
3. Full refund.

Let me know what you want to do."

Your parts are still here.

[craigieeb]

my patience is running thin.

1.  Delivery to Sunbury at my cost as originally agreed.
2. Collection by Fedex, but only after e-mail confirmation from them of when and where they are collecting.  No more telephone correspondence.
3. Full refund.

Let me know what you want to do."

YOUR patience are running thin????

the guy's waited 18 month for his parts and your going off it with him.
What a Joke!

[cecotto479]

A career in medicine never occurred to me.

I sent that email to him 14 months ago after I had made three trips to the local Fedex depot with his parcel which they wouldn't accept.

I sent two reminders.

Until this - his first post here - I'd heard nothing.

If you're going to comment about something that doesnt involve you, try to keep up.