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Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:45 am

http://www.bilgalleri.dk/html/gal_visbil.asp?ID=39840

danish text, basically .. he reckons himself a "custom car builder" and this is his latest monstrosity.

Every comment on his car is a slate, every one...
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:47 am

I love the rear lights I think they are sweet. Have always liked those alfa lights, but there rest of the car is pure pony.

Should name it the Stevie Wonder Kit when he goes to flog it.
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:49 am

..... not a kit fella :|


half a car :squint:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:53 am

oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats sooooooooo wrong
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:54 am

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o my god no :-x
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 9:55 am

i gotta admit it is custom......

but not to an e30! :cry:

that sort of extreme customising only realy happens
on saxo's,corsa's,clio's etc :?
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:06 am

what a total and utter :wan: he is :cry: :cry:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:08 am

Thats so bad, it looks like its been jacked up at the back.

Dont like the rear arch treatment one bit
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:12 am

This is a joke right? Daryll i think it will be an insult to call that kit Stevie Wonder, cause i'm sure he'd have done a better job. There's so much mesh on the front he could run his own chicken farm from it. If i took my car to him and he created that for me all i can say is, he's better be able to run the 100 meters in less than 11.5 seconds, cause if he cant he'd be a very, very dead talentless muppet :D
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:43 am

jesus mary and joseph!

the rear arches are just like someone flung a tub of filler at it!

as for the rear lights, should only be seen on an alfa 8O

not as rough as a certain danish 320i touring on pina reps tho :wink:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:48 am

Please tell me this is some sort of Photoshop trickery 8O if it's real :wtf: :puke:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:02 am

That is the worst looking car ive seen how could anyone do that to a E30!!
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:28 am

why?!!!!!!!
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:29 am

Theres the solution to Gwynleym10's rear end damage! Graft an Alfa Romeo onto the back of it!

I guess, the front end of the alfa is mechanically a mess, while the back is good, while the front end of the E30 is godly, while the back is a bit sad, so between the two you get a good car! Now thats using your head.
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:33 am

Oh dear.
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:35 am

Oh my god!

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 11:41 am

Oh Dear!!

Cut and Shut springs to mind?????
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:03 pm

That is wrong on SO many levels :puke:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:06 pm

Surley during the many hours and days and weeks maybe months it took to do that he stept back looked at it and thought "Maybe Not"

you'd think wouldnt you :chainsaw:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:18 pm

Conan wrote:Surley during the many hours and days and weeks maybe months it took to do that he stept back looked at it and thought "Maybe Not"

you'd think wouldnt you :chainsaw:
:lol::lol::lol:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:39 pm

I knew that there was some crap out there...but this takes the biscuit.

There cannot be a worse one out there...can there???
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:51 pm

I think it's quite cool.

there's a few bits I'd change but you can really see the time has been put in so gotta respect that.
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:17 pm

what the hell was that guy thinking :lol:

He spent all that money to make a great looking car look totally :wan:

Can see him driving down the road thinking he looks totally cool, leaning out the window, load music and winking at all the girls.

When people r thinking what a complete and utter pillock driving a car like that, and whats with the rear wheel aches :lol:

The guy need to be :shoot2: & :chainsaw:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:22 pm

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Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:29 pm

ROLFFFFFF!!!!!!!

it does look like a racoon humping a beagle!

more worryingly-where did you get the pic 8O
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:31 pm

google, humping dog...

but it DOES look like a racoon humping a beagle!!
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:39 pm

johnono wrote:google, humping dog...

but it DOES look like a racoon humping a beagle!!
i'd hate to see your browser history :mad: :?

surprised you aint had a pop at me for my comment!?
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:48 pm

Ԛ´salwrite mate, i got u back somewhere else ;)
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johnono wrote:Ԛ´salwrite mate, i got u back somewhere else ;)
oh aye? where?
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:17 pm

holy crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:05 pm

is this computer trickery? back end of an alfa front e30! looks horrendous especially that citroen type rear arch ,it just doesnt go. but i take my hat off to him for trying something different,he just shouldnt have bothered :mad:
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:35 pm

I dont believe that anyone should be shot at birth, but some cunt should have shot this prick before they let him near the P40, P38 and the chicken-wire mesh!

What a waste of a perfectly usable e30.
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Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:58 pm

like fuzzy i agree with the rear, u know those big old citroens, ds i think? alfa lights? surely not, and the grille, he's taken out what makes a bmw stand out, the kidney grille, ridiculously horrid. Finally... how does he get in, no door handles anywhere, i've seen de-locked but de-handled too, de-stroyed a classic there.
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Fri Oct 07, 2005 10:28 am

Another contender?

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