easily the WRONGEST E30 IN THE WORLD..
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danish text, basically .. he reckons himself a "custom car builder" and this is his latest monstrosity.
Every comment on his car is a slate, every one...
danish text, basically .. he reckons himself a "custom car builder" and this is his latest monstrosity.
Every comment on his car is a slate, every one...
I love the rear lights I think they are sweet. Have always liked those alfa lights, but there rest of the car is pure pony.
Should name it the Stevie Wonder Kit when he goes to flog it.
Should name it the Stevie Wonder Kit when he goes to flog it.
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oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats sooooooooo wrong
thats sooooooooo wrong
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i gotta admit it is custom......
but not to an e30!
that sort of extreme customising only realy happens
on saxo's,corsa's,clio's etc
but not to an e30!
that sort of extreme customising only realy happens
on saxo's,corsa's,clio's etc
what a total and utter
he is

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in the shit,the one to blame,yeh its all my fault ;)
in the shit,the one to blame,yeh its all my fault ;)
This is a joke right? Daryll i think it will be an insult to call that kit Stevie Wonder, cause i'm sure he'd have done a better job. There's so much mesh on the front he could run his own chicken farm from it. If i took my car to him and he created that for me all i can say is, he's better be able to run the 100 meters in less than 11.5 seconds, cause if he cant he'd be a very, very dead talentless muppet 

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jesus mary and joseph!
the rear arches are just like someone flung a tub of filler at it!
as for the rear lights, should only be seen on an alfa
not as rough as a certain danish 320i touring on pina reps tho
the rear arches are just like someone flung a tub of filler at it!
as for the rear lights, should only be seen on an alfa
not as rough as a certain danish 320i touring on pina reps tho
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Theres the solution to Gwynleym10's rear end damage! Graft an Alfa Romeo onto the back of it!
I guess, the front end of the alfa is mechanically a mess, while the back is good, while the front end of the E30 is godly, while the back is a bit sad, so between the two you get a good car! Now thats using your head.
I guess, the front end of the alfa is mechanically a mess, while the back is good, while the front end of the E30 is godly, while the back is a bit sad, so between the two you get a good car! Now thats using your head.
Oh my god!

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That is wrong on SO many levels 
If it aint broke - Modify it...
Surley during the many hours and days and weeks maybe months it took to do that he stept back looked at it and thought "Maybe Not"
you'd think wouldnt you
you'd think wouldnt you

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Conan wrote:Surley during the many hours and days and weeks maybe months it took to do that he stept back looked at it and thought "Maybe Not"
you'd think wouldnt you

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what the hell was that guy thinking
He spent all that money to make a great looking car look totally
Can see him driving down the road thinking he looks totally cool, leaning out the window, load music and winking at all the girls.
When people r thinking what a complete and utter pillock driving a car like that, and whats with the rear wheel aches
The guy need to be
& 
He spent all that money to make a great looking car look totally
Can see him driving down the road thinking he looks totally cool, leaning out the window, load music and winking at all the girls.
When people r thinking what a complete and utter pillock driving a car like that, and whats with the rear wheel aches
The guy need to be
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ROLFFFFFF!!!!!!!
it does look like a racoon humping a beagle!
more worryingly-where did you get the pic
it does look like a racoon humping a beagle!
more worryingly-where did you get the pic
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i'd hate to see your browser historyjohnono wrote:google, humping dog...
but it DOES look like a racoon humping a beagle!!
surprised you aint had a pop at me for my comment!?
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oh aye? where?johnono wrote:Ԛ´salwrite mate, i got u back somewhere else ;)
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is this computer trickery? back end of an alfa front e30! looks horrendous especially that citroen type rear arch ,it just doesnt go. but i take my hat off to him for trying something different,he just shouldnt have bothered 
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I dont believe that anyone should be shot at birth, but some cunt should have shot this prick before they let him near the P40, P38 and the chicken-wire mesh!
What a waste of a perfectly usable e30.
What a waste of a perfectly usable e30.
like fuzzy i agree with the rear, u know those big old citroens, ds i think? alfa lights? surely not, and the grille, he's taken out what makes a bmw stand out, the kidney grille, ridiculously horrid. Finally... how does he get in, no door handles anywhere, i've seen de-locked but de-handled too, de-stroyed a classic there.
Another contender?


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