Bollocks!! Bloody wildlife! Pic..

[Gibson]

You seen your tagline yet Jhonno?

[Jhonno]

You seen your tagline yet Jhonno?

Just this minute noticed it

[Gibson]

You seen your tagline yet Jhonno?

Just this minute noticed it

Which Mod do i have to wind up to get rid of my boring tagline then?


Maybe i will start banging on about my deviancy towards old fords and see what happens. anyway to keep this on topic does anyone want to see what a rabbit does to a Capri?

[Jhonno]

Go on then..

[Jhonno]

Been out to look at the car and I have badger bits caught up on the exhaust!! Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[Gibson]

This... if you serve to avoid the f*cker

[Grrrmachine]

You lost to a rabbit, but you still came out on top of the French ;)

[Jhonno]

You lost to a rabbit, but you still came out on top of the French ;)

[Gibson]

You lost to a rabbit, but you still came out on top of the French ;)

Not my handywork thank god. someone i know, i have a picture of mine somewhere when i swerved to avoid a feral e36 someone had let out....

[Jhonno]

Gibson: Ouch!! That is why I no longer swerve for rabbits.. They dont tend to do alot of damage unless you sucessfully miss them!!

[Gibson]

Gibson: Ouch!! That is why I no longer swerve for rabbits.. They dont tend to do alot of damage unless you sucessfully miss them!!

Oh i know thats why i quite happily plow over them. infact i put my foot down little mixy b4stards... the black Capri wasnt done by my hands but a friend of mine... obviously he likes rabbits more than i do

[gooner1]

Touch wood i have,nt hit any wildlife in my E30, and whatever i hit in the company van, lwb Transit with hiab, does,nt tend to leave much of an impact on it. Did squash one of a pair of Doves recently though, which was quite upsetting as they mate for life. Should of gone back for other one really, hell im so thoughtful sometimes.

[doggydoo2000]

I once caught a large seal whilst fishing for mackrell does that count? (I wasnt captaining a sea going e30 so I'd understand if not)

[Gibson]

Here is some good roadkill for you

[old_skool]

Yeah, they're basically a bear on a council drop. Nasty.

Lol!

[Jhonno]

Yeah, they're basically a bear on a council drop. Nasty.

!!

[Simon13]

i hit a fox in the alpina touring on saturday night, bent the wing out and pushed in the front valance destroyed the fog light, but the alpina spoiler stayed intact or no more tatty than it is as it's seen some serious action!

[Jhonno]

That's one hero 'Penis Spoiler!! I always thought they were fragile!

[Cotty]

my uncle hit a cow some years back. the cow was ****** but still alive. being a coarse fellow but a staunch conservationist he went back and finished it off with his tyre iron. the farmer thanked him for it.

I can just imagine the faces of passers by watching him club a cow to death.

Messy but had to be done

[Jhonno]

my uncle hit a cow some years back. the cow was ****** but still alive. being a coarse fellow but a staunch conservationist he went back and finished it off with his tyre iron. the farmer thanked him for it.

I can just imagine the faces of passers by watching him club a cow to death.

Messy but had to be done

Me Myself and Irene anyone?

[DRIFTBOY]

I slammed into a beaver the other night!

[d6dph]

my uncle hit a cow some years back. the cow was ****** but still alive. being a coarse fellow but a staunch conservationist he went back and finished it off with his tyre iron. the farmer thanked him for it.

I can just imagine the faces of passers by watching him club a cow to death.

Messy but had to be done

Me Myself and Irene anyone?

Exactly what I was thinking

I have have squashed a squirrel in the e30, it ran into the middle of the road near colchester zoo then darted back and forth for a few seconds. Just as I though I was past it I felt a crunch from the rear wheel as it launched itself under my car.

Clipped a pheasant when driving out of my village to go to the last E30 day. Luckily no damage, just a big poo on the wing. I must have hit it's bum!

[suchy]

I slammed into a beaver the other night!

Seem to make a mess of those regularly around my parts

Did hit a dead badger in a rather slammed Type3 VW a few years back and mashed any remains as the carcass got dragged under my floorpan- I could feel it as it crunched and smashed it's way along under my feet and got caught in the engine (in the back) and filled the car with a putrid stench of burning rotted flesh...The car had no opening windows!!

Hit a dog once in a slammed Beetle also and thought it'd gotten caught up in the front suspension- wasn't looking forward to pulling it out in pieces but the b'stard survived and ran off. Smashed a headlight to bits and f**ked a wing and the bumper. If only I'd had a wheel brace to smash it's head in

[jaistanley]

My old boss wrote her metro off on a great dane. It smashed it to pieces (the metro that is), There was a tooth embedded in the B pillar! The dog had a broken jaw and a lisp, nothig else!

[Jhonno]

Clipped a pheasant when driving out of my village to go to the last E30 day. Luckily no damage, just a big poo on the wing. I must have hit it's bum!

Thats what she said yeah?
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I slammed into a beaver the other night!

Wish I could say the same right now..

[miniblob]

Only animal i've hit was a bird of some kind - pigeon maybe?

It was a juicy one and it flew down right in front of the windscreen - i thought i was gonna get it in the face, but it swooped down and i battered it with the wing mirror!!!!! No damage, but the wing mirror was turned white and there were feathers all over the place.
Did wonder where it went though - batted it at about 80mph!!!!!

[appletree]

Ive managed to get a few points, all in company vans or trucks.

went round a corner to find a cat in the middle of the road, it saw me started to run to the edge of the road and i hit the brakes and moved to put it between the wheels but it stopped and ran back the other way, streight in to the path of the wheel, ABS light flashed as i went over it ..... slippy

Second was in a merc flatbed truck hit a pigeon about 75mph right on the hard line of the bonnet and sent it skyward in a ball of fethers only for it to land square on the car behinds bonnet, woman driving shat her self and stopped. class

Also got little bird stuck in the fake brake duck on the front of my VW transporter.

[Rosc0PColtrane]

I once ran over a chicken on my mountain bike.

Does that count?

[DavieP]

A couple of months ago, I had to drive over a dead badger because it was on a narrow stretch of lane and there were cars coming in the opposite direction. I can still hear that crunch now and the mess it made took ages to power hose away. Never realised how durable blood and guts were once they've had a chance to dry off

[d6dph]

Dan, I have just had an email from the badgers family, They are finding things tough without the extra income.

Just look at their sad faces

[jaistanley]

Sad faces? That ones getting head..... They mourn differently in the badger world..

[grantfk10]

Sad faces? That ones getting head..... They mourn differently in the badger world..

[Gibson]

You can almost imagine it


"oh man i accidently pushed bob in the road he got run over by 7.5 tonner! Bitch get over here its blow job time"

[NatDJ]

If I hadn't taken it down then it would have made it to the busy main road and murdered all the innocent motorists going about their day. To say it was surprised was an understatement.

Thankfully there was only a bit of damage to the truck so all was well.

That just made me cry with laughter at my desk!!!

Fooking suprised?? To say it was a bit dead was an understatement! lol

To say it was suprised hahaha.....that's funny!
Did it look at you with it's wide beady eyes open to bursting point and moo even higher pitched the normal? haha

Ah that's really made me chuckle.

[daimlerman]

Yeah, they're basically a bear on a council drop. Nasty.

little gems like this that make the zone what it is!!