Last nght I found myself driving behind an oldish D plate, de badged (except a M boot badge) very boxy looking BMW. It was in good nick, 4 door, private plate, twin pipe bang in the centre of a rear skirt. Obiously I was interested and he was eyeing me up in his door mirror. I have a 325i Motorsport Cab, he would be looking at tinted headlights, colour coded centre grill & side grill with integrated M colours. The inevitable happened..traffic lights came up with two lanes available, he chose the inside lane. It was my call, stay behind him or pull up alongside. Yep you know me ..... I like a set to now & then.
Last week I was getting it on with an 840 on the A46, side by side at 125mph, I think he was toying with me to be honest. But it was all friendly stuff, thats how it should be.
But back to Mr Old, strange looking beema. When I glanced across for eye contact there wasnt any! serious stuff now. The lights changed and we were off or I should say he was off !! I red lined it in 2nd & 3rd but never got to a cars length near him more like 3 car lengths behind, he p*ss** all over me.

When the two lanes became one he slowed down to a dawdle as if it had never happened. We came to roundabout where he went left and me right, I looked at him but again nothing. The car had nice wheels, full body kit but I dont know what model it was!
I've bin going through all my old mags looking for it but I'm snookered after about 2 hrs now. The closest I have come is an E28 5 series, a 535i, but it looked boxier than that to me last night. Any one got any suggestions as to its identity?
What ever it was I'll be more cautious with an old banger next time !!
Pejay.