Babes & Beemers

[Ritchie]

Is it just me or has there been a lot of this lately on the Zone? "i never lerned to speek proberly when i woz children"
It bugs the shit out of me.

[bigpimpin]

Is it just me or has there been a lot of this lately on the Zone? "i never lerned to speek proberly when i woz children"
It bugs the shit out of me.

ha ha, I need to read some stuff twice to get it! we should throw in some doric speak on here to get our own back.

"canna wait te get anither E30 ciz ye canna beat throwin the erse oem oot on weet roonaboots, mine you the M5's nae bad at at either"

[grantfk10]

Is it just me or has there been a lot of this lately on the Zone? "i never lerned to speek proberly when i woz children"
It bugs the shit out of me.

ha ha, I need to read some stuff twice to get it! we should throw in some doric speak on here to get our own back.

"canna wait te get anither E30 ciz ye canna beat throwin the erse oem oot on weet roonaboots, mine you the M5's nae bad at at either"

Ah kin jist aboot unnerstaun fit yir sprachin aboot thir mon! lol!

[toby]

Back on topic... (are nips allowed... come on, we are European aren't we?)

Re: illegible posts
I don't have a problem if someone has (dyslexia or similar) difficulty writing, but usually I feel this is an example of laziness in reversion to text-type-speak which I just-fackin-cant-stand. The point of text speak is to save space on a limited screen - which is not relevant here...

(Not really) Sorry about the rant...

[E30Mark]

[bazza93]

she's feckin gorgeouse ( first pic )

[papercutout]

That blonde with the red cabby was just frustrating, I know its all set up but i felt like yelling at the screen 'you stupid blonde bint, go learn to drive! i mean, twice in one day? Ffs, how stupid can you get?'

lol

[Ritchie]

Fourth one down..How nasty is that front bumper.
It is very wrong. The first lovely is lovely though.

[BadDave]

Fourth one down..How nasty is that front bumper.
It is very wrong.

Very true

The first lovely is lovely though.

In those immortal words of the Staines Legend(Ali G)

I definately would


And so would quite a few others given 1/2 a chance

[Ritchie]

Fourth one down..How nasty is that front bumper.
It is very wrong.

Very true

The first lovely is lovely though.

In those immortal words of the Staines Legend(Ali G)

I definately would


And so would quite a few others given 1/2 a chance

A whole 1/2?

[Ritchie]

The first lovely is lovely though.

Actually im a bit drunk now and she is fecking gorgeous! I want more.
Carry on.

[gareth]

Fourth one down..How nasty is that front bumper.
It is very wrong.

Very true

have you both missed the wheelarch? to be fair, the rest of the pic is disracting!

[Ritchie]

Fourth one down..How nasty is that front bumper.
It is very wrong.

Very true

have you both missed the wheelarch? to be fair, the rest of the pic is disracting!

He he, well spotted! The kidney grill looks a bit dodgy aswell.

[bigpimpin]

Very true

have you both missed the wheelarch? to be fair, the rest of the pic is disracting!

He he, well spotted! The kidney grill looks a bit dodgy aswell.

Never mind that what the fook is this? a swamp creature looking for some action?

[grantfk10]

It's a dolphin (grey)?

[jewels]

[schuey]

[DRIFTBOY]

Yes, that M1 is very

[gareth]

floss anyone?

[hammoj28]

M1??? What are you going on ab......ahhhh.lol

I never really like the styling of an M1 but i like those pics.lol

[tomze30]

I'm sure that's a BMW in the picture ...



*** Edited by Gortour - sorry mate, the un-badged one is not allowed on here, feel free to PM it to those who want it. ***

[maxfield]

I bet all of u guys r virgins cuz all u do is stay on da internet n toss ova ur cars n ask each other wat polishs u shud use MUHUHAHAHA

As a lot of people on here have kids, I would guess not.

Anyway it's usually the people call that call other people virgins ,are the ones that are virgins.

PS, talk fucking English!

[sidewinder]

U CAN TALK UV GOT L PLATES FLASHING AROUND, I DOUBT UR ANYWER NEAR A PROFESSIONAL, U WAX PRO

[maxfield]

I've got learner plates your point is?

I'm not getting into internet arguments with someone who doesn't even speak the Queens English, you must be at least 14?

[shedrool83]

Max the guy's looking for a reaction.
He just hit 10 threads with sh*t

[maxfield]

'Nuff said.

[chicken]

LMAO!

i dont know what be worse

wether you actually do own the E30 in your avatar or wether its a pic you have googled

either way i would rather be on here than have lambo doors on an e30!

[johnna]

I bet all of u guys r virgins cuz all u do is stay on da internet n toss ova ur cars n ask each other wat polishs u shud use MUHUHAHAHA

I thought that the zone banned c***s in this thread...


...plus you don't need polish, what you need is wax. Sorry! I meant whacks... around the head. At least that won't harm any vital organs.

[gooner1]

Ignore him mate. dont think he,s getting enough co*k

[whipsey]

he is a co*k

[Gortour]

Ignore him. He is being dealt with by the Mods.

Please don't get involved. Thanks.

[johnna]

soz Gordon...

[jewels]

[spook]

'Nuff said.

ha ha ha quality maxfield

[jewels]