Forgive me father for my sins..............

[b4gga83]

as I have now gone over to the ..........darkside

Yes fellow zoners I have been forced to buy an e36 318IS, after the e30 IS sale had fallen through.

I needed a car before the beginning of next week, i'm so sorry!

[oakey]

You should be. You will definately go to hell for this.

[Jesus325iTouring]

Oh yes,to hell and spend eternity in a vat of boiling lorry driver p1ss!

[march109]

Thats nothing I just bought a french diesel turd, and its not the first either.

[trevski]

jesus

[Steve-E30]

After reading this i feelall dirty

[E30Mark]

march109, you show me yours and i'll show you mine! (Citroen's rock!!)

I to have owned a E36, there is hope, but it might be too late for you, enjoy your new car.

[arcdef]

am i missing something, apart from not looking as good what is so bad with an e36??

[gazza]

am i missing something, apart from not looking as good what is so bad with an e36??

stone him, stone him,... he spreads of the work of the devil

[Jhonno]

am i missing something, apart from not looking as good what is so bad with an e36??

not alot.. decent cars

[arcdef]

so it must be down to e30 owners being scared of a more superior driving machine?

[Nelly]

fraternizing with the enemy - burn him son of Lucifer




Sorry about that, jumped on the band wagon and all that.

[march109]

march109, you show me yours and i'll show you mine! (Citroen's rock!!)

I to have owned a E36, there is hope, but it might be too late for you, enjoy your new car.

Hey Mark I'll post details tomorrow and ov the SVO tests I'm doing on it, but its a fugly pugly not a citroen, its a big grandpa estate too, but it runs on vegetable oil, so all is sweet in the world.

I have it on 80% veggie oil right now and have a trip to North Harbour Portsmouth and back at 7am tomorrow, so I'm getting some testing done on the old girl on long distance and cold weather.

[march109]

Oh and BTW upto a couple weeks ago I had an auto 325 e36, lbeit in tiny weeny bits

Still right wheel drive and they get the job done in relative comfort.

[arcdef]

could be worse you could get a nova

[dannyboy759]

French!!!.......................and Diesel!!!........id rather walk lol

[b4gga83]

After reading this i feelall dirty

Imagine how I feel.

[grantfk10]

French!!!.......................and Diesel!!!........id rather walk lol

I must confess, I've been looking at Citroens on eBay

[qwerty]

Pah amateurs! I rock a Saxo at the moment!! And thats not all its been modified!!!

[bazza93]

i must confess aswell i am currently driving a ford mondeo i am a poor man
all donations gratefully received

[grantfk10]

Lol! I'm currently driving a Vauxhall Disastra! Even a French turd would be better than that!

[turbo-tastic]

You could have just bought mine and have saved yourself all this

[DougE36]

Gotta love E36 318iS's

[b4gga83]

Now I feel really bad!!!



I've just joined the e36coupe forum, oh lord, what have I done?

[march109]

Is there a http://www.I_own_a_french_derv_turd_and_prowd_of_my_40mpg_Zone.net?

[e30bmlover]

Is there a http://www.I_own_a_french_derv_turd_and_prowd_of_my_40mpg_Zone.net?

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[e30bmlover]

Gotta love E dirty six 318iS's

lmao, yeah whats not to like? a heavy body and a whole 150bhp

[march109]

oops here she is 40+mpg on veggie oil (@69.9p per litre) makes me

[josh-hocking]

lol whys everyone on here so 2 faced

[Steve-E30]

lol whys everyone on here so 2 faced

Because someone came on a e30 forum and swore
They said e3...............6
Im joking btw before anyone throws there toys out the pram

[march109]

I'm not too faced, I just do alot of miles and a 325i sport lowered 60mm all round looks great and goes great for the first 10 miles, until you hit motorway and can't enjoy it and have to pay £Â£Ã‚£Ã‚£ to fill her up.

I need a comfortable economical cruiser. And it means I can keep my e30 off the road during winter when theres grit and crap on the roads that will crap her up, and I used to be one of these drive it and use it as it was intended types, but then I kept breaking stuff and taking ages to fix it leaving me cycling, walking or riding to work, and as I said I worked bloody miles away.

At this time having a second daily driver makes alot of sence until my circumstances change anyway.

[vendetta]

better not tell u lot what i drive lol

[BMJG]

we use the scenic derv as gives good fuel figures on a long run stick to 70/80 ish on the motorway and the thing returns 70 mpg yes belive it 70 mpg i hate the car but can not nock the fuel usage

[gareth]

it has to be said, there's always a space on my virtual drive for a chipfat burning froggywagon of some sort. the only proviso is that it's got a bosch fuel pump. it's that little bit of german that makes them work... and run on chip fat! the lucas / cav ones that are often fitted won't allow you the pleasure of smelling likee a BBQ as you drive along

for cheapo motoring, the cheapest french turd i've owned was a 1360cc pug 106 diesel. that gave an easy 55/60mpg round town and 80mpg on a run when threashed to within an inch of it's life (80mph). never tried it on chip fat though. ooh, the savings! cheap tax, insurance, fuel etc. shame it was such a godawful car to drive though i replaced it with a 105e anglia

[b4gga83]

I have taken some pics of my e36, is there anyone who could post them up for me?