Oh yeah minta!!

[Mox3d]

At some point in my miserable life things took a turn for the worse. And it's not like stuff was really going my way to begin with when I looked at my brothers and sisters, and realised at an early age that I wasn't cut out to be a true BMW saloon, or a convertible, touring or whatever. I just was what I was , and still am.

Now everywhere I turn people point fingers, turn away, or cry in horror. I've never seen Santa, nor do ladies find me particularly attractive. Rarely do I see the direct sunlight of day, for I am apparently shunned. My owner fixed it for me to have all the bits and pieces that he liked, without asking anyone over the age of 12 whether this spanger part and that was a good idea or not. I have to work my guts out just to haul my owners five hundred plus kilo's of entertainment around the place.

I am however, very, very familiar with the local McDonalds car park.

What am I ?




Answer - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HIGHLY-MODIFIED-B ... dZViewItem

[andye30nut]

its horrid

[HairyScreech]

it has an exhuast sticking forward out of the front bumper? need i continue?

[gareth]

he forgot to fit the centre of the rear wing!

[Speedtouch]

I recall this being up for sale a few months ago. The poor thing gets about so much it must be exhausted

[E30Mark]

An idiot and his money are easily separated...

Follow Me Home Headlight Function - WTF???

[Mox3d]

I guess the one possible positive is that even at the things top speed, at least as a pedestrian you'll get a likely audio `thump thump thump' warning some considerable time before ones eyes get truly assaulted.

[whipsey]

that's special why do you think he blanked out the reg in the add then left it on the photo's
one word 'nugget'

[daimlerman]

THank f*** this is in 'other BMW'.....

[agreen]

he is so stupid he has sensore the number plate in the discripion and then left it on show in one of the piccs i wanna kill him

[curryp]

i want to put it out of its misery

now where did i leave my petrol can and matches?

[touringandy]

he forgot to fit the centre of the rear wing!

was gonna mention that reaR SPOILER WERES THE MIDDLE an to make it go faster its got a motorworld m power badge on the dash WOW so cool


wat a heap of wasted time an money

[johnono]

what a cock..

then again, on £5 weekend mods what d´you expect.

this guy must have the highest AAAAAAA+++++++++++ super buyer badge on Egay

[saqi]

what a C**k

[DIBLY]

Come on he has had 20 bids on this, someone own up?

[jimbobjimmy]

oh dear.I saw that in the autotrader a few weeks back. Me and my mate had a good laugh at it then aswell.

Why do people do it?

[Taz]

1 word pops into my mind twat......

[Morat]

That ad is horrible all the way through. You can tell the guy is blind from the font size as well as the mods.

[bmwsport]

Is this on Barryboys??? If not it should be!!!

[Skip]

Hmm...!

Suspension Lowered 35mm all around with new suspensions

So is that one suspensions per wheel??

[dusty23]

20 bids!!!! WTF these people must be insane

[Steve-E30]

1 word pops into my mind ****......

Barryboys