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I was just thinking about it.Cotty180 wrote:Not my neck of the woods (5+ hours dive) , was hoping you local guys would have a handle in things but sun, BBQ, karts, drinking, pubs etc does it for meblatantarrogance wrote:Anyone have any other ideas for stuff to do in Newquay, or shall we just let this degenerate into go karts and drinking??
We get there Friday after a big drive. Set up camp get pi$$ed. Saturday, sober up, munch food go karting, maybe hit a beach, bbq. Get pi$$ed.
Sunday, hurt like feck. Pack up, digest some McMechancially Reclaimed McMuffins, go home.
Perhaps we should have a blast in our cars before the karting? They'll feel like sponges on stilts after.
Hence me asking what peoples thoughts were. I'd be happy to go karting. Then get pi$$ed and eat charred dead animal. Go into town. get more pi$$ed.
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you can t come all that way without sampling some B road goodness. theres plenty down the coast that the german tourist buses dont know about.
could try and blag onto St Mawgan airfield for a few high speed runs lol
could try and blag onto St Mawgan airfield for a few high speed runs lol
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now theres a plan.tailoutcharlie wrote:you can t come all that way without sampling some B road goodness. theres plenty down the coast that the german tourist buses dont know about.
could try and blag onto St Mawgan airfield for a few high speed runs lol
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the amercans with guns may not be too impressed.
not to worry theres a nice long stretch bettween Portreath and Hells Mouth thats prretty straight.
also runs about fifty feet from the cliff at one point.

not to worry theres a nice long stretch bettween Portreath and Hells Mouth thats prretty straight.
also runs about fifty feet from the cliff at one point.
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mine would fall apart at that speed!maxfield wrote:Already dont high speed run 161mph but another one won't hurt with me driving
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Would be a shame not to have a blast down to lands end via some b roads and back at some point... but thats a half day at least....blatantarrogance wrote:I was just thinking about it.Cotty180 wrote:Not my neck of the woods (5+ hours dive) , was hoping you local guys would have a handle in things but sun, BBQ, karts, drinking, pubs etc does it for meblatantarrogance wrote:Anyone have any other ideas for stuff to do in Newquay, or shall we just let this degenerate into go karts and drinking??
We get there Friday after a big drive. Set up camp get pi$$ed. Saturday, sober up, munch food go karting, maybe hit a beach, bbq. Get pi$$ed.
Sunday, hurt like feck. Pack up, digest some McMechancially Reclaimed McMuffins, go home.
Perhaps we should have a blast in our cars before the karting? They'll feel like sponges on stilts after.
Hence me asking what peoples thoughts were. I'd be happy to go karting. Then get pi$$ed and eat charred dead animal. Go into town. get more pi$$ed.
duke wrote: I could throw a spastic round a corner with better precision
Sound like a planblatantarrogance wrote: I'd be happy to go karting. Then get pi$$ed and eat charred dead animal. Go into town. get more pi$$ed.
I have taken off the following week so may not depart when everyone else does. Depending on the site, camping availability, weather etc I may stay a few more days. Long way to go just for a weekend.

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the front would be happy but my rear bushes might object.E30s are well made and feel safe at that speed
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Now where talkingCotty180 wrote:Sound like a planblatantarrogance wrote: I'd be happy to go karting. Then get pi$$ed and eat charred dead animal. Go into town. get more pi$$ed.but you forgot meet nice women (for single guys)

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lol, Wait until you have a car Max, go karting then get back into your motor. It feels awful!!maxfield wrote:tailoutcharlie wrote:mine would fall apart at that speed!maxfield wrote:Already dont high speed run 161mph but another one won't hurt with me driving![]()
E30s are well made and feel safe at that speed
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Best of luck boys!!!maxfield wrote:Now where talkingCotty180 wrote:Sound like a planblatantarrogance wrote: I'd be happy to go karting. Then get pi$$ed and eat charred dead animal. Go into town. get more pi$$ed.but you forgot meet nice women (for single guys)
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Fixed it for youmaxfield wrote:Now we're talkingCotty180 wrote:Sound like a planblatantarrogance wrote: I'd be happy to go karting. Then get pi$$ed and eat charred dead animal. Go into town. get more pi$$ed.but you forgot meet nice women (for single guys)
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hmm..... I really dont want to sound like the boring one.... but what about, after the karting we take a drive down penzance/lands end way, enjoy the b-roads, stop at a pub for something to eat then head back to newquay for alcohol etc from there?
duke wrote: I could throw a spastic round a corner with better precision
Been in plenty of karts then after in a car yes theres a massive difference.blatantarrogance wrote:lol, Wait until you have a car Max, go karting then get back into your motor. It feels awful!!
Remember going in karts in spain and the throttle got stuck now that was scary

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got my vote. newquay will still be there when we get back. ive even figured out a route if your up for it.munky wrote:hmm..... I really dont want to sound like the boring one.... but what about, after the karting we take a drive down penzance/lands end way, enjoy the b-roads, stop at a pub for something to eat then head back to newquay for alcohol etc from there?
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fixed whatblatant wrote:Fixed it for you
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Steering is a little softer but ride is the sameblatantarrogance wrote:
lol, Wait until you have a car Max, go karting then get back into your motor. It feels awful!!
Track day KW set up and H&R arb's might have something to do with it, Ill take you for a spin (not literally

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Sounds good. Makes sense to me to put both things together. We need to pack Saturday with much goodnes as Friday will be pitch tent, drink beer, eat dead animals, go into town, feed Maxfield to some cougar slut milf, laugh at him being eaten alive!!!munky30 wrote:hmm..... I really dont want to sound like the boring one.... but what about, after the karting we take a drive down penzance/lands end way, enjoy the b-roads, stop at a pub for something to eat then head back to newquay for alcohol etc from there?
Sunday will be sore.
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Max's grammar, from now where talking to now we're talking.tailoutcharlie wrote:fixed whatblatant wrote:Fixed it for you![]()
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When I was in Canada with my cousin, he had this goliath of a mate. It was his saying for when thing started to get going, after a few beers
NNNNNOOOOOOOWWWW WWWEEEEEE'RRRREEEEE TAAAAAAAAALLLLLLKIIIINNNN!!!!!
I adopted it when I got home. Great way to silence a pub!!!
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Sounds good!!Cotty180 wrote:Steering is a little softer but ride is the sameblatantarrogance wrote:
lol, Wait until you have a car Max, go karting then get back into your motor. It feels awful!!![]()
Track day KW set up and H&R arb's might have something to do with it, Ill take you for a spin (not literally)
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blatantarrogance wrote:Sounds good. Makes sense to me to put both things together. We need to pack Saturday with much goodnes as Friday will be pitch tent, drink beer, eat dead animals, go into town, feed Maxfield to some cougar slut milf, laugh at him being eaten alive!!!munky30 wrote:hmm..... I really dont want to sound like the boring one.... but what about, after the karting we take a drive down penzance/lands end way, enjoy the b-roads, stop at a pub for something to eat then head back to newquay for alcohol etc from there?
Sunday will be sore.
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man that 15mile drive home will be hell. he he. lolSunday will be sore.
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Fook it, tell your folks to make us some Pasties!!!!
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not all cornish people make pasties. its far easier to buy them....plus im not cornish.Fook it, tell your folks to make us some Pasties!!!!
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you wait, we'll get some proper ale in you.I don't get hangovers
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