Council Fuel efficiency test...

[320Touring]

You will need...

1 x denttastic £140 ebay special 730i e32 with optional "moonmiles" pack fitted

£10 in the smallest denomination coins you can get (may be able to change notes into coins at a "bank"

Nothing else worth doing on a sunday.



Method

Drive 730i til small yellow "girotime" light comes on.

Attend local ciggy retailers (they also handily have petrol...)

Procure £10 worth of petrol (approx 11.12l @89.9p/l (2.45 gal)

Reset trip meter, and then start to drive

Take in a mixture of "estate" work- remembering to keep the car idling incase the filth catch ya dealing

and motorway work- include ill thought out overtaking and 3 lane crossings

Return "da gang" to the yoof centre, and head to your "penthouse"

Observe that 60.2 miles have passed, and girolight is still to re-appear.

wallow in joy and cider with the knowledge you got 24.57mpg out your 730i this week

[fuzzy]

its more than i get from my piddly little 2 litre neil although i had you down as a buckfast drinker rather than cider

[320Touring]

its more than i get from my piddly little 2 litre neil although i had you down as a buckfast drinker rather than cider

only 218bhp mate- and 3.0 too...

as for the 'fast NEVER passed my lips sir- more a real ale man "the above post was written "in persona" using a recently discoverd technique called "sarcasm"....

[fuzzy]

its more than i get from my piddly little 2 litre neil although i had you down as a buckfast drinker rather than cider

only 218bhp mate- and 3.0 too...

as for the 'fast NEVER passed my lips sir- more a real ale man "the above post was written "in persona" using a recently discoverd technique called "sarcasm"....

you must be the only west coaster then to have never drank buckie. i heard you can get it on prescription anywhere west of harthill services. although sarcasm can be good i personally prefer the up front 'poke em with a stick' method

[320Touring]

its more than i get from my piddly little 2 litre neil although i had you down as a buckfast drinker rather than cider

only 218bhp mate- and 3.0 too...

as for the 'fast NEVER passed my lips sir- more a real ale man "the above post was written "in persona" using a recently discoverd technique called "sarcasm"....

you must be the only west coaster then to have never drank buckie. i heard you can get it on prescription anywhere west of harthill services. although sarcasm can be good i personally prefer the up front 'poke em with a stick' method

I hate the image of the drink, (most) of the people who drink it, and all that jazz.

Was in hearthill today on my way to sunny whitburn.. those places make westerhails look like a holiday camp- thank christ for the v8

[fuzzy]

i resent that remark as wester hailes seen me through most of my youth(mis-spent) v8 or not, im surprised you made it out of whitburn with all 4 wheels on your motor. maybe the local team though you were a mr big from out of town in your pimp mobile and so where afraid to whip your wheels of if you went below 30 mph

[320Touring]

i resent that remark as wester hailes seen me through most of my youth(mis-spent) v8 or not, im surprised you made it out of whitburn with all 4 wheels on your motor. maybe the local team though you were a mr big from out of town in your pimp mobile and so where afraid to whip your wheels of if you went below 30 mph

My mate is "chairman" of the Whitburn Golf Club...

prefferd club=7 iron, cos its got "just enough loft"

re westerhailes- see your remark

[fuzzy]

i resent that remark as wester hailes seen me through most of my youth(mis-spent) v8 or not, im surprised you made it out of whitburn with all 4 wheels on your motor. maybe the local team though you were a mr big from out of town in your pimp mobile and so where afraid to whip your wheels of if you went below 30 mph

My mate is "chairman" of the Whitburn Golf Club...

prefferd club=7 iron, cos its got "just enough loft"

re westerhailes- see your remark

[jonb]

Neil

you not weighed that shitter in yet?

[320Touring]

Neil

you not weighed that shitter in yet?

you like fat birds, I like fat cars....

at least I can weigh them in at the end

[fuzzy]

Neil

you not weighed that shitter in yet?

you like fat birds, I like fat cars....

at least I can weigh them in at the end

and its not quite as embarassing if your mates see you with a fat car....

[320Touring]

Neil

you not weighed that shitter in yet?

you like fat birds, I like fat cars....

at least I can weigh them in at the end

and its not quite as embarassing if your mates see you with a fat car....

amen sir lol

[jonb]

You havent lived untill youve fucked a fatty....

I wouldnt marry one though.

You got a 07 taxt disc on that thing then?

[billgatese30]

You got a 07 taxt disc on that thing then?

yes, but its probably out of a citroen picasso though...........one on disability at that

[320Touring]

You got a 07 taxt disc on that thing then?

yes, but its probably out of a citroen picasso though...........one on disability at that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jon- came with 6 months MOT and tax in price

[Andyboy]

I thought you smashed the 730i up drifting in the snow a month or so back..........................

[jonb]

I thought you smashed the 730i up drifting in the snow a month or so back..........................

These silly boys cant handle a mans car.

Best get back into the 320 beast neil.

[320Touring]

I thought you smashed the 730i up drifting in the snow a month or so back..........................

snow? in sunny scotland? I think your dandruff is covering your glasses again....

[Andyboy]

Funny. I'm sure there was a post of some forum about you stuffing it comprehensively.

[320Touring]

Funny. I'm sure there was a post of some forum about you stuffing it comprehensively.

that would be the iS that got stuffed?by a biker