Someone smashed up my Beemer =( Payout at last!

[Andy335Touring]

As a result most are sad corpses on stretchers dodging the hiab

[Weezie]

oh no.. not the alto Simon!! glad you are ok though.

[Andyboy]

2 doors, cabs and tourings that's it , 4 doors are donor vehicles,

I have to say I take issue with this My name is Jeffery Fatbastard 111 and I am the club chairman for the Morris Marina owner's club. We find that overall the four door Marina is worth more than a two door because a)the Coupe's lines were compromised by the use of four door front doors and b)the Four door has a wider selection of desirable and rare models such as the TC Jubilee and the 1.8GT.
Mind you, my councours winning Marina 1.8TC Mumford Convertible is a thing of rare beauty and has been independently valued at between Ԛ£5 and Ԛ£10.

[andyp]

ooooooooo valued at the same as my Austin Aggrovation V/P yes V/P with solid oak woodworm availible in brown, beige or white ooppsss forgot burgandy

[pacerpete]

I am sure i once seen an allagro VP in harvest gold with green leather ,it was a thing of beauty, cough......

[E30BeemerLad]

i once saw a lad fly out of the side of a poo brown allegro.

He was getting in the passenger door and the lad driving decided to yank it in reverse and try and do a J turn on the grass, he pulled off a superb J turn after reversing up at speed and flicking the wheel and pulling the handbrake on, but flung the not quite seated occupant about 20 foot clear of the vehicle. Oh how we laughed

[Simon13]

i would of loved to of seen that!

[Demlotcrew]

With one eye?

[TW166Y]

Just seen this.... believe me mate i feel for you, its a b@stard when idiotic people just dont look where they are going. That looked like a real tidy 4-door too. Glad your ok though fella, chin up and wait for the pay-out

[Simon13]

U f**kin wan it chibster?

[TW166Y]

ehy?

[Simon13]

see the skinny be-atch in the background of my sig? pulling the garage door down? that is heir chibster aka Demlotcrew

he is taking this piss out of my eye!

[andyp]

2 doors, cabs and tourings that's it , 4 doors are donor vehicles,

I have to say I take issue with this My name is Jeffery Fatbastard 111 and I am the club chairman for the Morris Marina owner's club. We find that overall the four door Marina is worth more than a two door because a)the Coupe's lines were compromised by the use of four door front doors and b)the Four door has a wider selection of desirable and rare models such as the TC Jubilee and the 1.8GT.
Mind you, my councours winning Marina 1.8TC Mumford Convertible is a thing of rare beauty and has been independently valued at between Ԛ£5 and Ԛ£10.

Henry just came round with max chav magazine so i flicked through the pages and found this.



UKâ┚¬Ã¢”ž¢s rarest car
The rarest car on UK roads today isnâ┚¬Ã¢”ž¢t a bright red Italian sports number. It is, in fact a 1971 Morris Marina. This survey, conducted by 807,500 Morris Marinaâ┚¬Ã¢”ž¢s built, only 745 remain on the roads. Second on the list was the Ford Cortina, followed by the Renault 18 and Renault 5.



and the pic was of a red coupe with the black vinyl roof, so i bet i now know which mags you buy and dribble over MR E

[TW166Y]

see the skinny be-atch in the background of my sig? pulling the garage door down? that is heir chibster aka Demlotcrew

he is taking this **** out of my eye!

ahhhhhh, sorry about the car anyways

[Davenotouring]

This is a great thread. Still a shame about the car.

Pete....I wonder why anyone would think you had an axe to grind!

[Theo]

Are you going to limp the turd down to the guildford meet still?

[Davenotouring]

It limped before anyway, it's an Auto!

[pacerpete]

I have many axes that need grinding and a council honda that needs a door glass, and you guessed it the glass is U.S model only ,i am in tears. There were victims gagging for my ricer and now its unsaleable, hidden up my passage with its door wrapped in cling wrap !

[Davenotouring]

I've posted up asking for one, cos my mate threw his out.

What is different about it compared to UK ones?!

[pacerpete]

Dave you executive and fellow ricer !. Alas the U.S turd, probably to allow fat septics to enter, has the seat belt mounted on the door , not the body. The rear pillar on the door is reinforced and about 1" thicker.
I bought a complete door from ebay for Ԛ£9.99 , i thought i was elected until i went to fit the glass GRRRRRRR

So basically a U.K and U.S spec glass are similar apart from the length, the U.S one being shorter by an inch.
The chances of finding a yank spec CRX languishing up someones passage are probably zilch . I will give it a week then i will make some enquiries about a new one !

I wonder can toughened glass be cut ?

[Davenotouring]

Someone must be able to do it!

What a pain in the ass. I reckon one of the US boys on the CRX forum could come up trumps on this. But let us know how much it is new to see if it's worth chasing up, god knows how much glass postage would be from the US!

[Rosc0PColtrane]

2 doors, cabs and tourings that's it , 4 doors are donor vehicles,

I have to say I take issue with this My name is Jeffery Fatbastard 111 and I am the club chairman for the Morris Marina owner's club. We find that overall the four door Marina is worth more than a two door because a)the Coupe's lines were compromised by the use of four door front doors and b)the Four door has a wider selection of desirable and rare models such as the TC Jubilee and the 1.8GT.
Mind you, my councours winning Marina 1.8TC Mumford Convertible is a thing of rare beauty and has been independently valued at between Ԛ£5 and Ԛ£10.

Henry just came round with max chav magazine so i flicked through the pages and found this.



UKâ┚¬Ã¢”ž¢s rarest car
The rarest car on UK roads today isnâ┚¬Ã¢”ž¢t a bright red Italian sports number. It is, in fact a 1971 Morris Marina. This survey, conducted by 807,500 Morris Marinaâ┚¬Ã¢”ž¢s built, only 745 remain on the roads. Second on the list was the Ford Cortina, followed by the Renault 18 and Renault 5.



and the pic was of a red coupe with the black vinyl roof, so i bet i now know which mags you buy and dribble over MR E

The renault 5's are holed up in Yeovil, accompanied by burberry wearing owners innet

[Kedge]

Gutted mate, glad it weren't the 'pina though!!

I know where theres a nice touring for sale which would be awesome with your rare morsels added to it , fingers crossed the claim goes through ASAP!!

[Davenotouring]

SIMON!! DO IT!

[Kedge]

He knows he wants it!!!

[Gortour]

There were victims gagging for my ricer and now its unsaleable, hidden up my passage with its door wrapped in cling wrap !

Aw, don't say it's worth less than a 4-door now?

[E30BeemerLad]

Pete, just complete the rice experience with some plastic glass, track slag stylee

[pacerpete]

I have a couple of victims lined up at a bag, i have told them i've lent it to a friend for a week . Little do they know i am trying to file down an ebay door glass to fit!.
Honda want approx Ԛ£125 for a door glass, bearing in mind i only paid Ԛ£200 for the turd (one lady owner, 56000 miles ice cold a/c !) you can imagine how distraught i am

Obviously if it was something worthless like a similar aged 4 door E30, it would be a no brainer,i would just frag the turd !

[billgatese30]

how much is a pane of uk glass ?

can't you scribe it and crack it like a ceramic tile?

[pacerpete]

I have a u.k glass bought from ebay (well actually a whole door for Ԛ£9.99 !) but the glass is toughened and people keep telling me you can't cut toughened glass. God i hate these little rice turds

[billgatese30]

but the glass is toughened and people keep telling me you can't cut toughened glass. God i hate these little rice turds

damn and blast, back to thr drawing board

[Simon13]

I don't think i could get Ԛ£2250 out of him for the touring but i could try!

I've been morsel stripping! manifold and suspension are off, easier bits 2moro

Kedge if u want to do a Ԛ£50 per week deal then sure!

[Gortour]

[quote="pacerpete"]
Honda want approx Ԛ£125 for a door glass, bearing in mind i only paid Ԛ£200 for the turd

Ԛ£200 for a ricer Pete? Could have got a nice 4 door for that. And as you say, they're always being scrapped. Plenty of windows around for them...

[Davenotouring]

Pete you have an Auto Crx, it's a bit of an oxymoron of a Jap Car. Fu**ing autos!

You need to come for a ride in the Civic, 1.6 is the way to go! ha!

[pacerpete]

I have no shame,i will drive or buy anything. Turning a Ԛ£200 turd into a bag in my pocket sounds like good maths to me !
Even Paul daniels couldn't replicate that trick with a 4 door e30 !!

Alas the window is a temporary glitch,as my dad says "Son, if it has tits or wheels it's trouble "