Isn`t This Koooool More BHP for Pennies

[--alpina--]

Check This Site lots of BHP can be "extracted" so what ya guys think then??



http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/25BHP-MOD-ANY-BMW ... dZViewItem


J.

[kam-325i]

That will be the 20p resistor from Maplins mod.......

[dazleeds]

let me know if it works

but i very much doubt it will do anything but over fuel your car

[jmc330i]

Pure Ebay crap

[strongbowgeorge]

Yep, pure rubbish.

[316eyes]

You'll get more BHP from go faster stripes

[dazleeds]

apperently you can gain some by putting the rear seats flat

[oguz327]

Emptying the ash tray is a good one as well

[--alpina--]

"let me know if it works", u serious dude, shite like that.... they can fool stupid people, but not us..

I thought id post it to have a laugh.



J.

[jmc330i]

apperently you can gain some by putting the rear seats flat

That was classic

[miniblob]

apperently you can gain some by putting the rear seats flat

I always keep the rear seats flat in the touring now!!!!!!!! (although it's mostly to stop the backrest falling off the drivers seat!! I'll get round to putting those recaro's in one day soon!!)

[oguz327]

I tend to leave the sunroof slightly tilted up for extra downforce

[Hadez]

Yes they want Ԛ£4.99 inc post for .........

A 18p resistor + "instructions"

So Should You?

"Yes, This mod is great for cruises! Impress all your mates, & show them your cars true performance!"

whahahaha gota love it

[billgatese30]

anybody that buys those off ebay must make two short planks look like a computer

[mrLEE30]

its a real wonder how BMW technicians didn't come up with this 25bhp mod, they must not really know what they are doing!

i bought 4 of em and now my cabby should put out 250bhp when installed, once i get my small brake conversion i will buy a few more and reach the 300-350bhp mark, will keep you informed!


a tip for cabby owners... fold the roof down and the car will be lighter, thus faster


mrlee

[wiledw]

Have always considered these types of things as a tax on stupidity

[bootyman]

The sellers rating is very high though. It must have taken him years to get there and he's about ready to cash in now it seems. I rememebr someone else was selling cooker knobs or what looked like it on ebay a while back. Apparently you fix it in your car and turn the knob for more power and turn it down for less

[Brianmoooore]

A 18p resistor + "instructions"

18p for a resistor! That's the going rate for a strip of ten! 1.8p each.
Looking at the guys feedback though, there's no shortage of stupid people around.

[orangecurry]

its a real wonder how BMW technicians didn't come up with this 25bhp mod, they must not really know what they are doing!

i bought 4 of em and now my cabby should put out 250bhp when installed, once i get my small brake conversion i will buy a few more and reach the 300-350bhp mark, will keep you informed!
mrlee

don't you mean you bought 9 to give a total new output of 250BHP.....?

[FBF]

apperently you can gain some by putting the rear seats flat

That was classic

hahaha ive seen that thread too. that kid was a proper dick!

[mrLEE30]

don't you mean you bought 9 to give a total new output of 250BHP.....?

Oiy, watch it sonny!! its slow but not that slow!!

[march109]

Have always considered these types of things as a tax on stupidity

Like paying to get INTO wales!

But this is crap peddled to Boy Racers, if your dumb enough to fall for it your too dumb to be allowed control of your wallet, ir be out on the roads driving for that matter!

[noney82]

dont do it they are i had a big argument with them over these, then i found out you can get them from maplins and they dont work all it did to mine was incress the idle speed if you want one go maplins its cheaper.

[tomtomiS]

ive seen one on ebay where it had a knob u could turn so u could regulate how much extra power u wanted! what a load of pants. more to the point tho, if there is no cutting or soldering required, how do u fit it? throw it under the bonnet? or the bin!

[zaust]

ive seen one on ebay where it had a knob u could turn so u could regulate how much extra power u wanted! what a load of pants. more to the point tho, if there is no cutting or soldering required, how do u fit it? throw it under the bonnet? or the bin!

The later is the best place.

[--alpina--]

so if i was to get a resistor, has anyone got the diagram of where it should connect, im just curious how this all works, i was told the resistor goes in the AFM or something???




J

[e30bemer]

just get a bigger engine!!
or NOS

[Brianmoooore]

Adding this resistor is the same as having a faulty blue engine temperature sensor. The ECU thinks the engine hasn't fully warmed up so raises the idle speed a little and over fuels the engine to compensate for petrol vapour condensing out on cold metal combustion chambers and cylinder walls.
Most ECUs run the engine on the lean side of the mixture which gives maximum power for reasons of efficiency and emissions, so enriching the mixture a little will give a marginal power increase at the expense of greater fuel consumption, engine wear and oil contamination.

[tomtomiS]

indeed, i can show off my cars true performance. by flooring the f';@er!

[--alpina--]

Ok, thats how that shit works... LOL ill just stick to my 2.7, jus twas curious how all that shite works...



j.

[jon_pure_british]

Performance Mod UK have sold hundreds of power modules with hundreds of satisfied customers worldwide

hes only sold a couple hundred worldwide lol?

[--alpina--]

LOOOOL

[wiledw]

how do u fit it? throw it under the bonnet? or the bin!

couldn't have put it better myself

[reggid]

ive seen one on ebay where it had a knob u could turn so u could regulate how much extra power u wanted! what a load of pants. more to the point tho, if there is no cutting or soldering required, how do u fit it? throw it under the bonnet? or the bin!

all cars have a throttle which does that...........lol

[GDBN]

So now you know there's more than a couple of hundred complete arseholes in the world!

G