need some advice on this one

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:10 pm

Dear all,

I've never written to you like this before, but I really need your advice

on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating

on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the

caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot

recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just

some friends from work, you don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but

she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a

car leaving, around the corner, as if she has go out and

walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at

all?

I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was.

This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched

the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming

that I should never touch her personal property, then accused

me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think

deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night

she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I

decided I was going to park my Touring next to

the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view

of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at

that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a

small amount of motor oil leaking through onto the drive, I think it could be a sump gasket.

So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you

think I should take it to a mechanic?

Dan

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:11 pm

Shit that dont sound good, my heart goes out to ya, what a bitch............my sump gasket is also leaking i think, going to take mine to garage to get it done.

But on a lighter note.......... dump the wife

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:54 pm

it could be a female

but it might be your lucky day

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:04 pm

fpmsl dump the wife ,fix the gasket and get out there mate

your freeeeeeeeeeeee

finaly youve been granted parole

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:06 pm

If you have a 2.5 then could be the oil valve thingy.
What a way to find an oil leak ...
Could be worse ... she might have taken the car rather than a cab
G

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:10 pm

alan325i wrote:Shit that dont sound good, my heart goes out to ya, what a bitch............my sump gasket is also leaking i think, going to take mine to garage to get it done.

But on a lighter note.......... dump the wife

I think his post is a gag, not ment to be taken literally

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:18 pm

I sort of guessed that

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:44 pm

OMG fpmsl at the peeps taking it seriously

dude you ruined the joke by trying to e30 it!!!

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:44 pm

brilliant that has got to be the funniest thread i have read on here yet!!!

Post Fri Sep 15, 2006 11:11 pm

Seen that before in numerous guises, ie, noticed a scratch, noticed a ding etc etc

Still funny and the first time i ever read it i was gutted for the bloke til the end lol!!

Post Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:41 pm

always gets a few people taking it serious.. couldnt leave it as trans am had to E30 it

Post Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:48 pm

Lmao absolutley brilliant.

Post Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:02 pm

i'd say dump the wife and make her pay! And sort the oil leak later!

Post Sat Sep 16, 2006 11:49 pm

dude i was getting into the story yeah and u spoilt man, thats was F-----G funny man, gotta say writing this im still laughing.........Id say dump the wife and give her the car and let her deal with the problem that way you have no more problems to worry about init matey!!!

Goodluck on your decision.. may the force be with you..

jimi