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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:17 am

Please cover your children's eye's, this may give them nightmare's :clin:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BMW-323I-E30-CONV ... dZViewItem
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:19 am

Thats been on a couple of times, such a terrible car - it makes baby jesus cry :cry:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:20 am

-ENGINE OR GEARBOX IS GOOD CONDITION
I love how you get the choice :mad:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:20 am

Theres a yellow e30 non convertible near me , Looks nice , Quite like the convertible one you linked except the boot spoiler , Am i bad winkeye
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:21 am

Who's going to view it first ? Come on please somebody from surrey go and pull it to pieces !
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:22 am

THIS CAR START BAT NOT DRIVE HAVE AIR PROBLEM
Wft is a bat :?
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:23 am

Steve-E30 wrote:Theres a yellow e30 non convertible near me , Looks nice , Quite like the convertible one you linked except the boot spoiler , Am i bad winkeye
Its not really the colour mate, its the shocking fake M3 kit and that ridiculous spoiler :mad:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:25 am

m3ben05 wrote:
Steve-E30 wrote:Theres a yellow e30 non convertible near me , Looks nice , Quite like the convertible one you linked except the boot spoiler , Am i bad winkeye
Its not really the colour mate, its the shocking fake M3 kit and that ridiculous spoiler :mad:
The owner probably loves it to pieces , Agree with the spoiler though :eek:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:33 am

i saw this th eother day and thought who's mucked up a E30
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 12:54 am

Apart from the car making baby jesus cry, here are some funny quotes:

"SPORT CAR!!!!!!" err no its a fat, overweight cab with a 323 engine

"M3 FULL BODY KID"

"THIS CAR NOT TAX NOT MOT"

"THIS CAR NEED FIX "

Huston we have some grammar problems...

"THIS CAR NEED RECOVERY"

"DRIVES SEAT NEED FIX"

"I CAN SALE THIS CAR ALL I CAN EXHANGE THIS CAR"

"ESU -100"

These are just the obvious problems. Wrong car, wrong advertising, wrong pictures, just WRONG
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:33 am

Steve-E30 wrote:
THIS CAR START BAT NOT DRIVE HAVE AIR PROBLEM
Wft is a bat :?
Battery?
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:00 am

wong wong wong all u wong car no werky ???? it looks like puke !!!!!!
pay me i might take it . it seems like various random vomit particles, m3
beaur ???? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea ,, W.T.F !!!!!!!!!
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:38 am

hehehe, come on guys, the car doesnt look all that bad, the write up is a bit of a joke and the rear spoiler looks like it belongs on a supra, but with some love and care (provided its not hiding any rust nightmares), i am sure you turn her it a nice car.
Oh Steve-E30 i the chav was trying to spell "but" not "bat" :roll:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:53 am

im sorry.......... iv gotta have my 2p, the geezer selling it is obviously a degenerate, you dont and i mean DONT!!!! put an ''shockingly fake'' m3 kit on a cab... you dont put it on a 325 or a 318i.s or a heaven forbid a 320! that kit is reserved for one car and one car only, just what the ufck was the twat thinking! he needs to go to school and sort his spelling out. if it dosent start because of an air problem then why dosent he sort it out! three words.......... cheap and nasty, just looked at it again... what the ufck is an esu.... and where did he get those bhp figures from?!?!?!?!?!?!???
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:07 am

hi:

i agree that car looks total shite..and its been on e-gay more than a few times in the past 18months.
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:12 am

Personally guys, I always wanted a car with a "Body Kid" winkeye

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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:25 am

that is terrable! how long does the back quater look!!! :eek: :puke:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:49 am

OMG what was this guy thinking its terrible and whats with the shopping trolley handle stuck on the boot :mad:

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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 10:58 am

If it came with a Jody Kidd, I'd snap it up - but that car is just a heap.
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:31 am

i think it looks cack overall. The description sounds like its been written by a Kosovan.
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:37 am

bottlecapE30 wrote:
Steve-E30 wrote:
THIS CAR START BAT NOT DRIVE HAVE AIR PROBLEM
Wft is a bat :?
Battery?
i think he means, its starts BUT not drive!

this car is near me, and yes, it is a complete mess!!! and being from Croydon, he's most likely to be completely illiterate, or completely illigal immigrant, proving his spelling and English is absolutely appauling!!!

i mean, wtf was he thinking!

i've just sent him an e-bay message, asking where exactly he lives and i might go round there with cliffybabe, and just gun the f*ck out of him!!!

what a cock!!
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:39 am

Gouki wrote:The description sounds like its been written by a Kosovan.
he's from croydon! it probably is a kosovan!

i'll let you know if me and neil go round there!
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:48 am

BMW 323i CONVERTABLE BAUR(185 bph)
hmmm power out is a little on the optimistic side me thinks!

Carnt tolk proper neifa :mad:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:52 am

lets go have a look stu i like a laugh, never know could be a new project and flog mine :mad:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:07 pm

Tng21 wrote:what a hunk of shite!!!

The arse end looks sooooooooooo long.

I know you lot dont like m3 kits on a non m3, like me havin one on my 323i but what looks so fake? Is it the rear quarters as they look about an extra 2 feet long :lol:

185Bhp? bloody hell, from a 323i? Imigrants ey!!!!
so u dont think i should consider buynig it now im gonna cry :cry: :cry:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 3:48 pm

wtf and why? that spoiler is so wrong and yes it looks about 10ft longer than it is! terrible pale yellow too. idiot! 185bhp? not on your nelly son.
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:01 pm

Saw this yesterday on eBay, and when I saw the name of this link, I just knew you were talking about that steaming pile of wrongness!!
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:06 pm

What the hell is going on with the roof!!!???

It looks like some kind of portable skip!!

And how strange that the only photo that didn't come out is of the only part not covered in pi$$-coloured paint - the engine!!
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:42 pm

better or worse than the one i posted up about, about 3 weeks ago? the red one!

he was in croydon too! they're gonna give us a bad name, dirty scummers.... :-x
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:18 pm

stuart get that one down ur road with the e46 grill lol
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:57 pm

i've been thinking about that! but how do i take a pic of it without the guy seeing?
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:00 pm

ive seen worse to be honest :roll:
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Post Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:02 pm

fuzzy wrote:ive seen worse to be honest :roll:
I was thinking the same, zoners cars too 8O
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