Some scrote stole my lip spoiler! AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!

Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 2:15 pm

I've just moved in with a friend and subsequently parked out the front of the house and some little pig scrotum chav twat has stolen the IS lip spoiler from the front of my car!

Damn the E30 for still being reveered by burbery wearing chav scum....

How much is this going to cost me to replace? (and BOLT/GLUE ON) I'm guessing Ã‚£50 second hand including paint etc.. Sound right?

Now my car has a massive dent where some stupid cow drove into me and no spoiler. Bet my M3 15" BBS wheels go missing next. I need some locking wheel nuts asap!

LAME

JAI

Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:09 pm

disgusting dirty little scummer... i hope he gets aids and melts into a puddle of shit!!!!

Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 7:12 pm

Fooking bummer mate!

Might just jack mine up tomorrow and Drill/cable tie mine on

Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:52 pm

They are scumbags mate, id be well gutted

A good second hand splitter will cost you Ã‚£50 and you will have to be lucky to get one in the right colour without damage

Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:58 pm

If it's the wrong colour it's only about a tenner for Halfords paint anyway (which. I'm surprised to say is not a bad colour match in my experience

).

Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:04 pm

Around here (Portugal) that part (new) costÃ‚´s around 125Ã‚£

MineÃ‚´s missing too ...

Better luck next time

Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:28 pm

join the club bro! i bought a cabby in december n i've had nothin but little careless cu*ts riding bikes into it n i had my lip spoiler stolen from outside work nxt time it will be bolts glue and razor blades on the inside edge

Post Sat Jul 01, 2006 9:40 pm

essexboy wrote:razor blades on the inside edge

Post Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:44 pm

That sounds like a fantastic idea with only one draw-back..

Do you really want scag-head's blood all over your car??

Glue/Drill and zip ties will be the way forward if I replace mine.

How much will a pair of MTech 2 bumpers cost (front and rear) and some SE side skirts? (I'm wary of fitting side pods/trim from an MTech 2 cos they can be pulled off easily too can't they?)

It's getting to the point where it'll be so much easier to go out and buy a MINT/nigh on perfect 320i se (to put my new running gear/engine in) than repair my beloved 318is (which incidentally my GDad bought me before he karked it). Bloody scag-head scum bags.

Jai

Post Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:46 pm

Was this in colchester? Fecking scum!

Post Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:56 pm

Not Colchester.. Outside my mates place (where I've just moved) in Coventry.

I've never had any trouble back in Essex.. In fact I've been really lucky with cars, especially since moving to Coventry for uni and staying here.

Typical. I'll bet there is a blue/dirty white/shit brown beemer 316i running around on this estate with a brilliant red IS lip spoiler. If so he's not gonna be happy if I see it.

Thought the E36 had become the chav beemer of choice these days... Guess the class of scumbag scaghead fucknuts you get round here can't afford a four door 316i e36 yet.

Jai

Post Sun Jul 02, 2006 12:58 pm

its easier to jet wash the blood off than pay hundred quid for a new spoiler

Post Sun Jul 02, 2006 1:25 pm

jaistanley wrote:Guess the class of scumbag scaghead fucknuts you get round here can't afford a four door 316i e36 yet.

Jai

Saving up his Giro's as we speak. I bet he has even cut down to 10 Lamberts a day now.

Post Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:56 pm

it really rattles me that people do shit like this its totaly out of order, sorry to hear it mate

Post Sun Jul 02, 2006 6:10 pm

I had rain channel at o/s rear quaterlight stolen in supermarket car park.Phoned and ask if they had cctv but none.9am in the morning,anytime anywhere for these people,sadly was BMW owner who else would want one?

Post Sun Jul 02, 2006 10:20 pm

it takes the piss rain channel u cud get 1 in the breakers for a tenner!! .

these scum bags can only be BMW owners by th skin of thier teeth proper BMW owners can afford the up keep of thierpride and joy!!!!

Post Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:30 pm

scum like this dont deserve to drive/own E30's. or any BMW for that matter

Post Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:37 pm

stuartgallafant wrote:disgusting dirty little scummer... i hope he gets aids and melts into a puddle of shit!!!!

i love this comment, its wicked

Post Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:39 pm

a friend of mine years ago had this happen about 3times and could never catch the wee fookers

so super glued a line of razor blades facing front and back on his brand spanking new Is lip

2 or 3 days past then 1 morning he discovered a nice puddle of thieving twats blood in front of his car

never happened again

Post Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:40 pm

you like?! i got more! i'll be your tony montana mayn! fock hyoo mayn!

Post Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:50 pm

It'll be cut up and stuck on a NOVA

Post Mon Jul 03, 2006 4:37 pm

Zone meet around this charvers hoose, bash the pinyada stylee??

Post Mon Jul 03, 2006 6:10 pm

The joys of living in Coventry eh Jai?!

So glad I bought a house there....