dyno day? salman jawanjawa, are you there?

[Demlotcrew]

Your dead set on creating a bad image for other companies that do some excellent work.

Thats the thing Sal im not, if they did an excellent job then your car would idle when cold and not stall. Why cant you see that?

And you think this is creating a good image?

http://www.e30zone.co.uk/modules.php?na ... ic&t=29702

Do you think Mongoose would be happy to see this advert?

Andrew

[tylerma]

I would love to come to this
obviously not to put my shitbox m40 on the rollers but
it could be a good day out
added advantage
its vitually on my doorstep.

who is with me on arranging a trip to amsterdam
to get Sal & Demlot stoned and laid
to much aggression from the both of you guy's
peace out bruvver's

[M5pilot]

I would love to come to this
obviously not to put my shitbox m40 on the rollers but
it could be a good day out
added advantage
its vitually on my doorstep.

who is with me on arranging a trip to amsterdam
to get Sal & Demlot stoned and laid
to much aggression from the both of you guy's
peace out bruvver's

Your M40 Cab is not a shitbox by any standards. Get it on the dyno!

Lots of ladyboys out ther for Demlot to chill him out a little - he needs it badly. Looks like S14's and him have something in common - all drama and no real go.

I get laid more than enough and I dont smoke anything but ciggy's but IM sure Id enjoy the sites!

Tyler - on a different note - my cousin was cracking up at your comments towards Bharat! (Tyler to Bharat : Shutup Bitch!)

[Demlotcrew]

Looks like S14's and him have something in common - all drama and no real go.

Oh Sal ill be there, just wont be bringing my car. Then we will see how much go i got

Andrew

[Jon_Bmw]

Jon you trouble maker!!

Bexleys are in Bexleyheath Kent.

You gotta love it. I shall have a look at where that is in a min. Cheers Sal and Ant.

[bootyman]

Hopefully my S548 V50 should be ready then i can come and show you lot up

[M5pilot]

Looks like S14's and him have something in common - all drama and no real go.

Oh Sal ill be there, just wont be bringing my car. Then we will see how much go i got

Andrew

Already know how much go you have - whooped your butt at Aces in the Alpina and everyone saw that. But then its not a fair comparison to be honest. I'm sure your S14 has lots of potential once your AlphaN and Carbon Airbox goes on.

Glad your coming but if your going to be a miserable git saying everything is fixed (which I can assure you its not in anyway whatso ever) then I dont see the point. Your car should go on the rollers - it may put down more than you expect.

[jonb]

this thead is going well.

i didnt even have to get the wooden spoon out.

sal.

set a date, and go from there. what about the friday before?

[Simon13]

this thread has gone well without me so far!

Sal howcome u didn't say hello on monday? i never thought u were the shy type

I could bring the Alpina but May would be best, i'm going to the ring end of this month with demlot and Dave holding hands all together.

It's a fair way to go on my limited miles policy for a fixed dyno!

Mind u i think the Alpina's engine rebuild reciept is from Bexleys so i should make 230bhp easy on their dyno, or maybe 280bhp with the racing dynamics manifold me thinks

[gareth]

children, children...

i'm away from 07/04/06 til 15/04/06 so my vote goes for after then...

[JAMZ]

Il come along,if only to watch you lot toss handbags at each outher..

For ANYONE this is BTW,so anyone who has an e30 come along,make sure yer car is running ok,meet people and have a good day.. you aint got to be in alpina/shalsinas or modded to f*K cars!..with huge over priced lumps in em..

bring yer pride and joy whatever it is and have a good day..

and ignore this cod-sh*t in here.. people over react when you start to talk about engines and who done the work etc etc... tis like kids and who had the larger bag of sherbert..

Anyway..rant over

il be there... as long as i can clear the date

[Simon13]

yeah my overpriced engine and car cost probably less than your cab mate

if u knew the history and truth in dealing with a compulsive liar u would be in a position to comment Jamz.

It frustrates people who know both sides to the story, and as an enthusiasts site we entitled to let everyone know of our misfortunes to warn others.

But sadly politics has become a big thing on here between members,moderators etc. The free speech has somewhat has gone

Did no one notice jon started this to deliberatly get a thread like this?! hidden behind a rolling road agenda!

[Davenotouring]

Of course Jon did it on purpose! Genius!

You know what, I'm happy to take my Civic (to show you what an engine designed to proper tolerances can do with a small capacity!), get a figure, then take it to another rolling road straight away to make a comparison and see if Bexleys rollers do over-read! How nice am I !!?

Demlots car is quick, it is a bit quicker than my Civic at higher speeds, and my Civic was the same as Karans until higher speeds. I don't think Sals Alpina (although quick) was quicker than Karans, having been in both.

Anyway! All good fun and games huh boys!!?

[JAMZ]

yeah my overpriced engine and car cost probably less than your cab mate

if u knew the history and truth in dealing with a compulsive liar u would be in a position to comment Jamz.

It frustrates people who know both sides to the story, and as an enthusiasts site we entitled to let everyone know of our misfortunes to warn others.

But sadly politics has become a big thing on here between members,moderators etc. The free speech has somewhat has gone

Did no one notice jon started this to deliberatly get a thread like this?! hidden behind a rolling road agenda!

First off, i dont care if you engine and car were cheaper than mine...it shows

Secondly if im not mistaken, regardless of agender this is still surposed to be a meet to help e30 lovers.. then sort it out!, peeps dont want to read negative stuff all the time..

And yea, i agree with the mods,even i have P'd em off once or twice but there right in cracking down on all the BS talkers and Ego chasers! and it is here..

Poeple go elsewhere to get help, which is fair enough but they stay away purely because of this sort of stuff..

Its the whole attitude of some people,yours included.. youve tried to be-little me once or twice..carry on

This is a meet for everyone,il turn up and watch you muppets swear at each outher while i talk to people who dont care about all the Ego trash on here and wanna meet and talk.. as long as they visit here and read this thread or even reply

[M5pilot]

Kermit!

I was wondering when you were going to post!

Anyway, I didnt see you at Aces otherwise would have said hello.

Dave (No Touring) - we have already seen E30Adam's car go on another dyno and it made within 1 or 2 bhp of the Bexleys figures on his car.
As for GUG being quicker - you were in the car a little high on alcohol and it was before the car was remapped for the BTB manifold.

Bexleys had a dyno session right at the end of last year and alot of non BMW's and BMw's went.
E36 m3's put down roughly between 290 - 320 bhp which is about right.
A maserati thing put down 399 bhp when its meant to be 400bhp - about right.
E34 m5's put down very close to stock power too and I know 3 different M5 owners who have been there for a standard power run.

What would anyone get out of fixing a dyno result?? It would be so easy to prove it wrong by simply going to another dyno!

I think all we need is for Player6's car to go on a seperate dyno - if it makes 250 bhp then Demlot's arguement that Bexleys fix their results for thier cars goes flying out of the window and this issue can be laid to rest.

[Demlotcrew]

I think all we need is for Player6's car to go on a seperate dyno - if it makes 250 bhp then Demlot's arguement that Bexleys fix their results for thier cars goes flying out of the window and this issue can be laid to rest.

When did i ever say They fixed the results?


Andrew

[Demlotcrew]

Salmon you really are a fish out of water

I think your just a compulsive liar.

Andrew

[M5pilot]

You said it to me when you came to fit parts to my car.

Quote:

Theres no way you can get 250 bhp, I cant see how they can get that.

Loads of people witnessed you throw up a fuss at the last dyno and say Malcoms car was only putting out that power because they made it do that on the dyno - otherwise BS.

Then I can spend some time and find lots of postings by you about this.

Your just making this worse - I thought moderators werent meant to behave like this! You have only proven one thing to me and many others - you dont belong on the admin team for your pure arrogance and false allegations.

[Demlotcrew]

Your just making this worse - I thought moderators werent meant to behave like this! You have only proven one thing to me and many others - you dont belong on the admin team for your pure arrogance and false allegations.

Sal im not the only Admin who thinks 250bhp from a M20 is not likely but so what?

I would like you to go and find all my posts if you have the time

Andrew

[M5pilot]

Salmon you really are a fish out of water

I think your just a compulsive liar.

Andrew

So now your resorting to taking the piss out of my name - how grown up of you.

Your more childish than I thought - very dissapointed.

Compulsive liar comment - moderators and many members know this is utter BS from numerous dealings with me.

You really have lowered your standards this time and shown your true colours.

[M5pilot]

Just to add - I never thought Id see the day when a MODERATOR/TEAM MEMBER would be of this nature + behave like this!

[Demlotcrew]

So now your resorting to taking the piss out of my name - how grown up of you.

Your more childish than I thought - very dissapointed.

Sal can i draw your attention to this little line?

Lots of ladyboys out ther for Demlot to chill him out a little

And you call me childish?

You crack me up

Ive taken enough shit from you, so i dont see why i should restraint my self? When you seem to be able to just say what you want, i dont sell anything to anyone so i will show my true colours! I would be worried about your own colours!

Andrew

[M5pilot]

Huh??

ive heard Pacerpete and others talk about the fact your gay hence the comment!!

You are childish and I think your the one giving the grief out.

I think we should stop now - this is getting out of hand as the posts are getting very personal.

Any further exchanges should be kept to the PM system - you as a moderator should have said this a while back??

[Demlotcrew]

ive heard Pacerpete and others talk about the fact your gay hence the comment!!

Ill Speak to Pete RE this!

What the hell has my sexuality got to do with Bexleys and their shit cold start maps?

Andrew

[M5pilot]

I'd be careful about how you so aggressively slag companies off - you could spell the end of the zone for us!!

Chill Out Andrew - this is not going to get us anywhere.

Please start behaving like an adult and a responsible member of the zone team.

Cumon, you can do better than this!

[Ant]

mapping transients is time consuming Andrew and therfore costly !

most people accept a compromise/much reduced cost and look at the bigger picture, the rest of the mapping is excellent, and I'm sure Nigel and Jags stand by their work, and the results achieved .

It seems this thread has gone completely off topic, its was informative, now its just embarrasing TBH

[Nelly]

Read the forum rules guys, especially this bit;

Golden Rules

Violation of these rules is grounds for IMMEDIATE banning of your account. If you think we're kidding, think again.

* No Personal Attacks.
Criticise ideas, not people. Flaming will not be tolerated. This includes any material which is vulgar, defamatory, inaccurate, harassing, hateful, threatening, invading of others privacy, sexually oriented, or violates any laws.

[Ant]

Nuff said.