Andy it actually came from Sheffield. What a boring drive that is from the deep south.
So the Battery recharge light illuminates when you have the key in the ignition for a while and the engine not running. I borrowed the Autologic from work which we hardly ever use anymore and scanned it. Surprisingly there wasn't 10 pages of fault codes, just the two(21 fault codes in total

) ;
I had my Ctek charger on it whilst I was using the Autologic scanner as the last thing I wanted was that going flat mid way through reading/clearing faults.
So obviously after photographing the faults things the obvious thing to do is just do a quick clear. This removed the airbag light temporarily...
Onto the Battery, well its an AGM battery which is some large 90Ah gel mat battery (read expensive). The results didn't make particularly great reading:
So basically at that time the State of Health is 37% and circa half the Ah it should be.
I thought I would have a look at the battery history as you have to tell the car when you fit a new battery and if you change the size or type (not recommended by the way). This is called Battery registration or something similar.
This is what showed up:
So I got confused. It doesn't make sense. Unless the cars been clocked a lot. Current mileage is 121,000 miles equalling 194km. So I think the 524k is just some spurious info...
So I went to dig the battery out of the boot to have a look to see if it was the right type. It is an OEM BMW 90 Ah AGM battery, so I think that it is the original. I didn't see it all as I didn't want to remove it, so I can't be 100% sure it is the original.
So my current plan is that I have charged it with my Ctek charger until it said it was full. That was last weekend. So I will check what charge it has over this weekend. The autologic can also tell you the last 5 days charge percentage. So it will be interesting to see what it has lost just sat on the drive. If it is still diabolical I will change it and register a new one.
Soooooo other issues:
1) Rear side mirrors were autodip and had spat their fluid out on the LH and the RH was on dipped mode permanently. With the factory blacked out windows and mirrors that thought you were being blinded by a non existing vehicle behind reversing at night was guess work.
Replacement autodip mirrors on this vehicle have a finite life, so any new ones on a shelf might become bad pretty quickly, so along with the £300 a side

replacement cost (ok it was mainly the replacement cost!

), it got some nice blue tint ones from eBay for around £15 a side. Fitment was relatively straight foward.
2) Right rear centre PDC sensor or wiring broken - Made reversing along with point 1 impossible at night. To be sorted.
3) Airbag light illuminates after the reset. I need to hook the scanner back up to see what fault has been logged again. There is a recall on pretensioners for this aged E66 so with any luck BMW might rectify. I need to check if this vehicle has been done. To be sorted
4) Centre Idrive screen occasionally flickers. There is various discussion around on this with dirty cables or Nav unit getting the majority of the blame. I am wondering if Battery voltage is also a problem... To be temporarily ignored!
5) Drivers Seat squab heater broken

In this weather it would be nice. The back rest heater works. I would probably need an engine crane to remove the seat to inspect as they look seriously heavy...so...To be temporarily ignored!
6) Autorear boot won't open without a little assistance. Closes OK on its own. The hydraulic fluid looked slightly low when I took the trim out to look at the battery. So some more fluid and a bleeding session should see that sorted. To be done when changing the battery.
Other than that, what a way to travel.
On board computer says I am averaging 19.9mpg. I will see how accurate that is after a few tankfulls.