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Post Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:22 am

Went to Wiltshire, the other day, bumped into this dodgy geezer:-

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Post Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:57 am

Council as fook and i love it! :D
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:04 am

Did you steal the wipers Phil?
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:54 am

did you see the Transit
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:29 pm

:o: :o:

Phil saw the Transit, he's still brushing the rust dust out of his eyes :D

Proper council fest, best clear up at some point :P
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2014 1:52 pm

if that pic was any more council, pony would be there in a high viz jacket & trackie bottoms winkeye
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
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Post Wed Nov 12, 2014 10:43 pm

Rog I saw the £15 'carport' this morning. I was just explaining to my boss what a picturesque village it was...
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:28 am

Jon_Bmw wrote:Rog I saw the £15 'carport' this morning. I was just explaining to my boss what a picturesque village it was...
No need to take the p1ss Jon, we're very upmarket here, I'll have you know the "carport" cost me £17.99 and a pound to park at Argos :D Only the best :snigger:
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:21 am

That is seriously council!! Up there with Jim and his container (or Steve and his static)... :)
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:42 am

Great pics!
My neighbour has hated me and my family since we moved next to him.......
Dispite no council activity to start with it became apparent he just hated people in general...then I bought a e30 in need of work, alfresco on the driveway .! ..

So grinding and welding are done guilt free , yeah it sounds ghetto/ council but needs must!
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:46 am

suchy wrote:That is seriously council!! Up there with Jim and his container (or Steve and his static)... :)
oi! that static has seen plenty of "action" (car or otherwise winkeye ) over the years, i'll be buried in it :D

also, rog, got a link to the "executive" car port?? i'm on the look out for one myself.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:31 am

slideout318i20 wrote:Great pics!
My neighbour has hated me and my family since we moved next to him.......
Dispite no council activity to start with it became apparent he just hated people in general...then I bought a e30 in need of work, alfresco on the driveway .! ..

So grinding and welding are done guilt free , yeah it sounds ghetto/ council but needs must!
I'm lucky my nieghbour likes me, I fix their cars when they break so they don't mind my council shenanigans :D

Here you go Steve, executive mobile vehicle repair workshop........

http://www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/p ... 502210.htm
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:35 am

cheers rog :D

i really hope my neighbors like it winkeye
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:36 am

And you'll need a roll of this to hold the poles in the joints, the fit is a bit loose.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from= ... e&_sacat=0
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:40 am

Jesus325iTouring wrote:And you'll need a roll of this to hold the poles in the joints, the fit is a bit loose.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from= ... e&_sacat=0
got shit loads of that lol, even got the "drift tape" from b&q winkeye
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getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:46 am

Excellent Steve :D And use the guy ropes and pegs supplied if you want to stand any chance of it remaining where you put it, oh and I wouldn't advise putting it up on your own on a windy day, much foul language will be required I discovered!
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:48 am

Jesus325iTouring wrote:Excellent Steve :D And use the guy ropes and pegs supplied if you want to stand any chance of it remaining where you put it, oh and I wouldn't advise putting it up on your own on a windy day, much foul language will be required I discovered!
dont worry one side will be tied into the fence & a tarp tied into the otherside,

foul language is a definite when it comes to me working outside lol
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 10:59 am

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Jesus325iTouring wrote:Excellent Steve :D And use the guy ropes and pegs supplied if you want to stand any chance of it remaining where you put it, oh and I wouldn't advise putting it up on your own on a windy day, much foul language will be required I discovered!
dont worry one side will be tied into the fence & a tarp tied into the otherside,

foul language is a definite when it comes to me working outside lol
I see, your taking it step further using a tarp as well, thats just showing off, you will of course have to post a picture of said edifice when it's up :D
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Post Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:15 pm

Oh don't worry rog soon as I can I will do ;)
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:20 pm

Jesus325iTouring wrote:And you'll need a roll of this to hold the poles in the joints, the fit is a bit loose.....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from= ... e&_sacat=0
As the actress said to the bishop.... :o:
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Post Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:33 pm

Ha Ha! Council activity, further porn to be uploaded later :D
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Post Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:43 pm

that is more council than a housing estate in east london
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Post Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:47 pm

Have you got it running yet Rog?
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Post Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:04 pm

TPS wrote:Have you got it running yet Rog?
Running as of an hour ago Phil :D :D Look in the Tech Help forum to ascertain the quantity of divvyness on my behalf :roll:

Cheers Andy, I do my best, lots of Scorpion assisted revving action in my drive today, just what my neighbours wanted when there tending their roses on a Sunday :D
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Post Sun Nov 16, 2014 8:15 pm

Here ya go, just look at the reprobates lowering the tone of the area....



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WIB will never see tarmac again!

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Transit helping get the engine from side of my drive to the other..

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Out of WIB and into the newbie Touring :D
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Post Sun Nov 16, 2014 8:21 pm

pete would be proud :D
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)