BMW Car Club Road Trip 2014 :-)

[Kos]

I'm tempted to go one one of these road trips, just to upset them.

Anyway good work pony, were any of the women fit

[pacerpete]

Poor Frith, have BMW taken back THEIR 5 GT (Grim Turd ) yet ?

[Gert_8]

Poor Frith, have BMW taken back THEIR 5 GT (Grim Turd ) yet ?

God awful car!

[pony]

BMW Car Club Road Trip in May 2014 continued
Part 5

I had ordered a hearty breakfast in the Bank Holiday Monday morning

I was planning to go home via Birmingham and say hello to my friend.

However, while I was waiting for breakfast I received this text message from PacerPete.

Breakfast yet ? Be sure to eat plenty of pork, its like kryptonite to pakis so it should keep you and your turd safe in brum !





When Pacer saw my breakfast ....

FFS wheres the pork ? Thats the sort of breakfast a Z4 owner who does concours would eat ! Real men eat meat, lot of it ! Faggot !!!

I was thinking to myself I hope my Sport ain't nicked from the hotel car park. I left the steering lock off. Thankfully not stolen

The plan was to do a nice driving route the long driving route of the driving routes suggested by BMW Car Club on the map then go to London via Birmingham. I couldn't follow the whole long driving route as would lead me back to Aberswayth. I was planning to get to Ace Cafe this evening for a meet

The Sport corners and handles really well for crap tyres (assuming Kumho and Hankook are crap tyres?). Mind u is dry. I do like the reverb everyone fuckung looks at my council behaviour. Haven't done any donuts yet.

After breakfast I checked out and departed. I went to petrol station and filled up.

Unleaded petrol £26 / 20 litres





I added some Redex to the fuel tank.



Then I drove along the "long" driving route as suggested in the BMW Car Club information pack.

Interesting corners



Damn roadwork !!!! Had to make a U-turn!!!!



As I was driving along the driving route I forgot the names of all the towns. However, I followed the coast for quite a bit and encompassed towns/villages like Borth. All the locals were looking in admiration as the Sport roared and reverbed. WOW









Another town ....





Somewhere near the coast ....



A town / village parked behind Porsche 911 (993)



A lay by near the coast







Lots of holiday caravans next to the coast



PONY



Very short stop in a little town
Loads of people looking innit
Reverb everywhere





Had the heddlu following me
Stick to speed limit
Then dropped down a gear and reverbed in bridge

Little pub near roundabout or cross roads
Plenty of room for donuts
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Not sure where I am
Front row of the grid innit



Pit stop for unleaded petrol
This Sport is thirsty





Then I visited my friend in Birmingham. He used to have E46 328Ci Coupe (when I had E46 323Ci Coupe) and he used to live near me. We used to go out cruising for bitches or just out for bitches! Good times

His 328Ci had cracked boot floor, lower mileage than mine when he bought it. He didn't use BMW Dealers. I think did have over heating problem. He did tacking put tinted windows, private number plate with not very good spacing and later E46 MV2 alloys which I don't think look good. Should have got the star fish 7 spoke alloys as per E46 330Ci SE (and which I had with E46 323Ci)

We had a few races in the past not much in it.

Anyway he has E92 325i Coupe. Looks smart and understated.
Drove my mate's E92 325i 2007
Super smooth
Amazing brakes
Manual
Lovely colour leather
Black type paint
Very refined

We went for a drink in champagne bar somewhere in Birmingham some nice birds there! Also got a bite to eat in TGI Fridays. Nice to say hello.













Then drove back to London. Got to Ace Cafe meet in May 2014 there in time. Lots of council activity. Was amazing listening to icemsn's sound system !!!! Like a concert so LOUD !!!!

Saw someone doing donuts with some bitches in E30 in front of bss325i's Sport!!

Had a ride in Sam's E30 M3 with Barry and Kos. Speechless. I have videos of icemsn's sound system and Sam's M3. Not sure how to post. Fastest vehicle I have ever been in!!!!

Sam's E30 M3











Then went home. Tried to keep up with Barry in the wet from leaving Ace but couldn't quite. I was going to undertake him!!!! a˜ˆa˜ˆa˜ˆa˜ˆ
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Had a great trip was really fun. Hope you enjoyed the read

[Gert_8]

A word to the wise, when you rock up in a rural welsh village with your sounds pumping and your exhaust reverbing, the local are NOT looking at your admiringly. It is more a case of who the f uck is this tinted clown (or words to that effect) doing disturbing the peace. Hope he's not a member of Isis. Fact!

[pony]

I did not use the stereo during the road trip because the Alpine sound system was fitted later.
The only "music" was the reverb from the NA straight six.

Most probably locals were looking in admiration about the last time they saw E30 325i Sport being given some .... Probably in the 1980s and 1990s

[Gert_8]

Nah, the majority of people, anywhere, that aren't in the know look at our E30's and consider them to be old scrap. You flatter yourself far too much.

[pacerpete]

The locals are used to seeing a councilled up E30 325 parked in laybys/ dogging spots, though usually it a blue verty packing brows, innit


PS; Soni, even a clay bar weilding Z4 owning 786er wouldn't eat that sorry looking breakfast ! You need to man the f0000k up and eat some pork !

[Gert_8]

Haha! I've been rumbled!

[pony]

The concours Z4 3.0 litre bloke is white and not "tinted"

[pacerpete]

The concours Z4 3.0 litre bloke is white and not "tinted"

If he hasn't got any 'eddie' in him, maybe he likes a bit ?

Whatever about his racial makeup and his sexual proclivities, he is obviously a bit of a freak !

[daimlerman]

This thread proves Daimler didn't go to this meeting

Daimlerman went to the BMW Car Club Welsh Weekend in May 2013 NOT May 2014 as I have previously said.

Oh, sorry mate.

At last!

The pony,or penny,has dropped!

[Nobby_N]

Great thread that if it gives anymore I might actually piss myself

[minimatan]

How much is the OEM illuminated gearknob?

[pony]

F00k me you read the thread and no comments except how much was the gear knob ?!

About £100

[Mitchen]

Haha

[minimatan]

Actually, I didn't realise that the thread had three pages. It seems like a great time though and the level of enthusiasm that you had really shows. Thanks for sharing!

[Gert_8]

Anymore updates Pone, or is that it?

[pony]

That's it

[DanThe]

Nah, the majority of people, anywhere, that aren't in the know look at our E30's and consider them to be old scrap. You flatter yourself far too much.

No, pony is correct, I also get lots of admiring looks from locals when I pass their villages/houses that they decided to build on the edge of mountain roads where the exhaust note sounds the best, its obvious they like the noise otherwise they wouldnt live there

Ask Daf318is, his neighbours love it!

[pony]

This BMW Car Club Road Trip in May 2014 was almost exactly 12 months ago! Boy how I miss it!

[Gert_8]

So. Go on this years too.

[pony]

Bump
The trip is held later this year and is worth going to

[Nobby_N]

Are you driving this year or Pete?

[pony]

Pacer doesn't like BMW car club types

[daimlerman]

Bump
The trip is held later this year and is worth going to

Your 'er indoors driving this year?