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Post Wed Oct 08, 2014 6:55 pm

http://www.pistonheads.com/news/default ... ryId=30886
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Post Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:00 pm

That turd could tell some stories ! :eek:
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Post Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:22 pm

What stories ????
Sideways action ????
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Post Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:07 pm

Pony, step away from the keyboard & the kleenex, that's to much car for you to handle.

Oh yeah, nice pina hap!!!
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:24 pm

LOL steve k !!!!

What is a hap ?
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Post Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:27 pm

proof the e30 Is reaching classic status rusty old traps are fetching good money.
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Post Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:29 pm

I would rather have a £20k Sport than that "scrapper"
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Post Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:28 pm

pony wrote:LOL steve k !!!!

What is a hap ?
Look in zone gold for "haps nice alpina" you'll see then,
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:39 pm

steve_k wrote:
pony wrote:LOL steve k !!!!

What is a hap ?
Look in zone gold for "haps nice alpina" you'll see then,
I just read the first 10 pages and it killed me! I learned a lot too:

Pacer is Jewish who likes quality ice cream and Si13 is a chav!

My fave bit though was the expression; "relax your batty". I'm going to be using that a lot from now on! :D
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PONY, 2013 - "Anyway span 360 degrees hitting the kerb and giving the old man two fingers as I was spinning like Michael Schumacher would
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:39 pm

thats the nicest thing said to me today :o
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:44 pm

Simon13 wrote:thats the nicest thing said to me today :o
Hahaha! Relax you batty!! :D
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:00 pm

Simon13 wrote:thats the nicest thing said to me today :o
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But not the worst I,d warrant :)
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:25 pm

Kit and clear indicators spoil it. Looks much better with no kit.
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:08 pm

Gert_8 wrote:
steve_k wrote:
pony wrote:LOL steve k !!!!

What is a hap ?
Look in zone gold for "haps nice alpina" you'll see then,
I just read the first 10 pages and it killed me! I learned a lot too:

Pacer is Jewish who likes quality ice cream and Si13 is a chav!

My fave bit though was the expression; "relax your batty". I'm going to be using that a lot from now on! :D

:rolling:

Just started reading this! Ahh! :D

"Big Jo don't get down like that"

Who refers to themselves in 3rd person! and is he actually 5ft 4... :D
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:26 pm

Blitz wrote:Kit and clear indicators spoil it. Looks much better with no kit.
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This gives me wood 8)
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:47 pm

bab-91 wrote:
Gert_8 wrote:
steve_k wrote: Look in zone gold for "haps nice alpina" you'll see then,
I just read the first 10 pages and it killed me! I learned a lot too:

Pacer is Jewish who likes quality ice cream and Si13 is a chav!

My fave bit though was the expression; "relax your batty". I'm going to be using that a lot from now on! :D

:rolling:

Just started reading this! Ahh! :D

"Big Jo don't get down like that"

Who refers to themselves in 3rd person! and is he actually 5ft 4... :D
Only a crazy fool refers to themselves in the third person. Probably has conversations with himself, while relaxing his batty.

I think Si13 met him, so he should be able to answer your question on his height.





Relax your batty! Still fecking cracking me up. :D
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Post Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:58 pm

The entire thing is full of terrible one liners and brilliant ones.



Pacerpete won with "Throwing muck up Madonna" :D
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:15 pm

Just out of interest, what are individual Alpina alloys worth these days?
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:21 pm

Rodderz wrote:Just out of interest, what are individual Alpina alloys worth these days?
For a set that fetches £1k, it's got to be £250 a wheel then?


Relax you batty! :chuckle:
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:23 pm

Chav?! CHAV fankyou
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:32 pm

Simon, you ain't givin respect! :mad:
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Post Fri Oct 10, 2014 5:50 pm

"Simon don't get lemon, mate". Chav. :chuckle:

Edit: relax your batty!
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