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milescook
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:41 pm
Come on fess up - who's monstrosity is this?

Spotted just outside Cwmbran...

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steve_k
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Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:50 pm
It's not e30gheko's old car is it??

if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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suchy
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:53 am
Looks like something HKF would 'build' if he won the lottery

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Ianb
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:20 am
Do me a favour, I've just had brekfast and nearly saw it again looking at that poor turd

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magpie
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:25 am
looks fast !

m52 b30 stroker 6-speed 318is Galvanizer
m42 touring
+ a yard full of scrap turds

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steve_k
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:28 am
suchy wrote:Looks like something HKF would 'build' if he won the lottery

I thought rob had more taste??

if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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suchy
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:45 am
steve_k wrote:suchy wrote:Looks like something HKF would 'build' if he won the lottery

I thought rob had more taste??

Really?!!? You think so?!!?

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steve_k
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:57 pm
suchy wrote:steve_k wrote:suchy wrote:Looks like something HKF would 'build' if he won the lottery

I thought rob had more taste??

Really?!!? You think so?!!?

Well it looks like he's had a change & gone for matte/flat black on his touring.
if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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maggspower
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 2:19 pm
I know where that is usually parked Miles, top of the hill at Croesy, on the way to the crem round about?
And no, it nothing to do with me

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milescook
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:27 pm
maggspower wrote:I know where that is usually parked Miles, top of the hill at Croesy, on the way to the crem round about?
And no, it nothing to do with me

That's the badger. Well either that or there are 2 of these on this planet

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ah
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Wed Feb 05, 2014 9:17 pm

Born on the 23 April 1990 320i Alpinweiss ll kabriolett! (SOLD BUT NOT FORGOTTEN !)

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suchy
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:59 am
steve_k wrote:suchy wrote:steve_k wrote:
I thought rob had more taste??

Really?!!? You think so?!!?

Well it looks like he's had a change & gone for matte/flat black on his touring.
The engine bay is full of orange, kidneys are orange and he's started going upmarket with wheel colour- copper (posh orange)

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steve_k
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Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:46 pm
suchy wrote:steve_k wrote:suchy wrote:
Really?!!? You think so?!!?

Well it looks like he's had a change & gone for matte/flat black on his touring.
The engine bay is full of orange, kidneys are orange and he's started going upmarket with wheel colour- copper (posh orange)

Hmmm......................I see your point

if it's got t*ts or wheels it's bound to be trouble...............prove me wrong.
getting oral sex off an ugly person is like rock climbing.....don't look down ;)
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robbo86
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:30 pm
Speedtouch wrote:The front isn't so bad, but the rear is a bit yuck.
I live in Thanet Maurice... So I see the ladies like that all the time... Though usually it's the other way round...
We call them Kronenbourg's
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Speedtouch
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 2:55 pm
Hehe, good one.

I just looked up the definition on urban dictionary:
"Kronenbourg
A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front."
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ImysE30
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Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:28 pm
That doesn't look too bad from the front

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E30 335i Turbo M3 Convertible Replica
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robbo86
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Sun Feb 09, 2014 3:06 pm
Speedtouch wrote:Hehe, good one.

I just looked up the definition on urban dictionary:
"Kronenbourg
A word used to describe a lady who looks great from behind, but has a face like a chopping board. Taken from the popular drink of Kings, Kronenbourg 1664 as she is 16 at the back and 64 at the front."
You're welcome

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tonybtonyb
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Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:55 am
That looks shocking but maybe that's maybe his or her colour choice..
They don't make bm's like this anymore!..They should.
