Was this you in Wycombe town center??

[m3ben05]

I just had a little race with a guy in M3 kitted e30.

I was driving home and the guy pulled up next to me (on a single lane road) and said "nice fake M3 dick" and started to overtake. I thought "what a prick" so i put my foot down to keep up, stopping him from overtaking me and getting back on the right side of the road.

The twat nearly hit 2 cars while on the wrong side and eventually pulled back behind. Then i just put my foot down and left the fool.

In a way i hope it was not a member of the zone but if it was, if your going to go around acting like that at least get a car to match your big mouth and leave the chopped up 316 rust bucket at home!

[Zayyan]

What a cock!

You didn't you see a red L-reg cab in Wycombe today as well by any chance? My Dad borrowed it

[stevetigger]

I dont think a zoner will admit if it was them!

[m3ben05]

No, iv only just got back from London.

i saw a nice looking black one with alpina reps on it though, if your on the zone, car looks sweet mate! Keep up the good work

[oguz327]

More likely some pikey twat in the fake M3, hope not a zoner!

[m3ben05]

Yea he looked like a chav scumbag.

The sheer nerve of him to call my M3 fake when he was driving around in something that looked more like an extended nova pissed me right off

[Moofles]

what did the fake m3 look like? colour, wheels, etc etc

[bootyman]

Ok, i admit it. It was me

[m3ben05]

It was red (ish) with e36 M3 rep alloys. It had the box arches but you could fit a bus through the gap between them and the side skirts. Also had been tinted and had a loud exhaust.

Bootyman, lol, dont think it was you mate, if i saw one of your cars i would have let you past as they look awesome!

[bootyman]

Isn't it funny how a guy in a fake M3 has the nerve to pull up next to you and call your car a fake

I lost count of the amount of times i had to pop my bonnet when i had my M3 cause muppets who knew nothing about cars just wouldnt believe it was real

[m3ben05]

I get the same all the time. Because im a young guy people just assume its fake. They are always surprised when i prove em wrong.

Yea, the nerve of the guy!! I was pissed off at the time but its quite funny now

[kam-325i]

The gits who drive around in fake M3's and fake sports will always call a real M3 or sport fake, becuase it makes them feel better about the fact that they have a fake.......

[bootyman]

You cant let chavs like that upset you mate. It's funny cause everyone wants to race the booty wagon nearly everytime i stop at a traffic light. I look at them and snearl, then i rev my engine like i'm going for it, then pull off at 2mph when the lights change laughing at them screaming up the road. I've got a couple of people knicked by the old bill by doing that and it's just so funny when you pass them by smiling as they get points on their license

[m3ben05]

Iv tried to do that so many times but every time i do the police dont go after them

They normally ignore the guy screaming off down the road and pull me over to ask me if i have any drugs in the car

[jmc330i]

rev my engine like i'm going for it, then pull off at 2mph when the lights change laughing at them screaming up the road. I've got a couple of people knicked by the old bill by doing that

Ive done that a few times

Although my favourite is pulling away in 2nd gear and still leaving them behind

[Simon]

I get fed up of the question "what bodykit has it got"....

[bootyman]

Si, next time say it's a "CHAVETEC 2" Bodykit, but you can only get it on special order

[E46ACS]

Si, next time say it's a "CHAVETEC 2" Bodykit, but you can only get it on special order

LOL

I'll shall remember that next time I get asked!!!!

[bootyman]

If a person needs to ask you what kit an M3 kit is, then they wont know enough about cars to understand your answer. I've butchered every single E30 i've ever owned, but the only ones i've left alone has been my M3's. Coming from me, that's saying something

[maxfield]

At least you beat him

[JOSEMI]

wasn't me, my car won't start...

Jose

[nav786]

doubt it was a zoner, cant imagine one of you guys being so dim! stop talkin about m3's its making me want one more.

[maxfield]

doubt it was a zoner, cant imagine one of you guys being so dim! stop talkin about m3's its making me want one more.

Buy one then

[m3ben05]

To be honest, i really doubt it was anyone on here, or at least the people who post reguarly.

Hes got a point nav, you know you want an M3 mate, will only go up in value if you look after it!

[H35-IAN]

to be fair lads the MDF bodykit is a option Its called INDIVIDIAL SCUMBAG option it came in a 18mm and 15mm option on special order only!! when dry it would absolutly fly but when wet it weighed an extra 3 tonne!! Just having a laugh really ben m8 im glad u anialated him wat a total wanker ive seen shit loads of them recently lol i had a twat in a rover 414si try that one the other day the rev the engine lol i just fukkin drifted off the lights up the road into second sideways still so he couldnt get past lol he was still spinnin the wheels about a mile behind the cunt!! lol

ben i gota see that touring car one day!

[Simon13]

What a cock!

You didn't you see a red L-reg cab in Wycombe today as well by any chance? My Dad borrowed it

It was him at the lights! lol

[nav786]

To be honest, i really doubt it was anyone on here, or at least the people who post reguarly.

Hes got a point nav, you know you want an M3 mate, will only go up in value if you look after it!

i definately will buy one one day. just at this moment in time i cant really. no funds.

[c76jon]

ok ok ok..........it was me!!!!



john

[m3ben05]

LOL, your cars taken a turn for the worse then John! Id re-evaluate that huge insurance value you have on it, looks like its worth Ԛ£500 max mate

If it was you i think i would have been blinded by the shine off your car and crashed into a lamp post!

[billgatese30]

I look at them and snearl, then i rev my engine like i'm going for it, then pull off at 2mph when the lights change laughing at them screaming up the road.

i usually just turn left

[gepetto]

not all m3 reps are driven by chav wanks, i recently bought a rep (wasnt me tho ben!) and am currently tryin to make it look more convinsing, in mind that i cant afford a real one, and if i could, i wouldnt be able to insure it! p.s. great cars guys!!!

[m3ben05]

The fact is that most reps are driven by decent people who appreciate nice cars. Its just a shame that there are some twats that ruin the image of such cars.

Im going to build a rep of an e36 M3 GT, im not a chav, i just need a reliable and economical car for everyday and id like it to look nicer than the standard e36 snooze machine.

It definately was not the car that annoyed me, it was the arse behind the wheel!

[m3ben05]

Its hard to make a convincing rep of the e30 m3 mainly because of the bootlid, its around 3 inches higher than a standard e30. Other than that you should be able to get one there or there abouts.

Good luck and post some pics some time

[gepetto]

mine is a 323i with short ratio box etc. it has a raised bootlid, like i said, i want it convinsing, ill get pics this weekend. atleast there are decent people eh, but i know what people mean about the chavs, every car is shite unless it is a saxo with crappy clusters that they think is quicker than everything, makes me chuckle with a frown!!

[GypoE30]

it seems the dickheads are native to all countries...

i had just started driving manual and pulled up next to me at the lights was a riced up Supra...burbling away, the little asian man looked at me and my car with disgust...the lights turned green, i slowly brought it into the first then second, expecting him to rush past me(the lane closes 70metres after the lights)...


he had stalled it...

i felt on top of the world as my beema revved its little M10 higher into the second and then third...