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[Jim320i]

Not a Jaffa are you Jim?

I'm hoping so so far so good.

[suchy]

My local MP is a bird with huge tits, i look at her Facebook page while im in the bogs at work.

Ahh Penny....

[suchy]

Not a Jaffa are you Jim?

I'm hoping so so far so good.

Firing blanks, you will die and old and lonely man but rich

EFA

[bss325i]

I hate the f ucking posts on FB along the lines of "like" or ignore and dont care or some bollocks followed by a pic of some african child or a 3 legged dog or something.

Or, "you have been invited to play" some time wasting bulshit game.

[sunnyr83]

CANDY CRUSH BS!!!!!!!

[polsta]

CANDY CRUSH BS!!!!!!!

F**k me yes !!! Wind up fookers with their game invites n Shiite

Them poxy "help??" Pics of them other games like 4 pics 1 word or whatever !!! Arrrggghh everyone jumps in the bandwagon honking its cool to highlight how much of a retard you are posting them 10 times a day !!

Mums asking "what day to kids go back to school " and crap like that , highlighting what a dunce they are

[Jesus325iTouring]

I think I should rename this thread "The High Blood Pressure Thread"

[bab-91]

Most of us do use the zone like Facebook & rightly so. (Zone = old git Facebook?)


I'd be better served shouting e30 questions into toilet than putting them on Facebook.

Just wish the site would get a overhaul.

[ross_jsy]

I have this lad on Facebook I went to school with who thinks he is a philosopher. Some of the shit he spouts is just hilarious made even better by the fact he was boarder line retarded at school. He also looks like he could go Columbine at any moment (you know the type, walks round town in a trench coat/fedora/fingerless gloves).

I'll get some screen shots of posts up later

[ross_jsy]

Here is a quick one and a personal favourite just to show you the monumental BS this guy sprouts

[adit]

Sounds like one of the many current/ex drug takers to me. Sad tw4t!

[B7]

CANDY CRUSH BS!!!!!!!

F**k me yes !!! Wind up fookers with their game invites n Shiite

Them poxy "help??" Pics of them other games like 4 pics 1 word or whatever !!! Arrrggghh everyone jumps in the bandwagon honking its cool to highlight how much of a retard you are posting them 10 times a day !!

Mums asking "what day to kids go back to school " and crap like that , highlighting what a dunce they are

Candy Crush FTW. It has been my saviour while laid up on crutches for weeks on end this year. I love it Level 95 completed. Beat that!

[Nobby_N]

Im on level 107, booom screenshot to proove if needed lol Im sad and in between jobs it makes the time go faster lol
Candy Crush FTW!!!

[spook]

Candy Crush loved by car fanciers of the French persuasion

[Jesus325iTouring]

Good call......... mind i've just had to google what it is

[polsta]

Here is a quick one and a personal favourite just to show you the monumental BS this guy sprouts

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Have you seen that graphene stuff ? Google it lookes amazing

Saw a space programme called living on the moon, the other week it was mental , about colinising and reaching out and how its all planned

[Bristol_Jer]

Got to level 125ish on Candy Crush and then it started doing my head in so stopped playing.

You can turn off invites on Facebook to any apps, its all in the settings, easy to do and stops all the annoying invites.

[TPS]

Candy Crush loved by car fanciers of the French persuasion

They love those quality Renaults.

[sunnyr83]

Got to level 125ish on Candy Crush and then it started doing my head in so stopped playing.

You can turn off invites on Facebook to any apps, its all in the settings, easy to do and stops all the annoying invites.

I have stopped the invites now but now getting invites for farmville...

[Bristol_Jer]

Got to level 125ish on Candy Crush and then it started doing my head in so stopped playing.

You can turn off invites on Facebook to any apps, its all in the settings, easy to do and stops all the annoying invites.

I have stopped the invites now but now getting invites for farmville...

When you get an invite in your notification list, have a look and there should be a little cross to the right of it, click on that and it should stop all invites for that particular app

[B7]

Candy Crush loved by car fanciers of the French persuasion

You knob!

[TPS]

I joined Facebook to meet up with & keep in contact with old Friends, been to an old school re-union a few weeks ago, meet loads of old faces, most of them, I haven't seen for 25 years. Its been brillant in that respect, but they're are some people, who do post every detail about their life , which I feel is very sad tbh.

[Grrrmachine]

The downside of reaching out to the people from your dim and distant past is the realisation of why you lost touch with them in the first place.

[TPS]

Thats True

[adit]

I joined Facebook to meet up with & keep in contact with old Friends, been to an old school re-union a few weeks ago, meet loads of old faces, most of them, I haven't seen for 25 years.

there's a Michael McIntyre sketch about that

here's another one:

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[Jesus325iTouring]

A worth while thread revival

[assassin]

Tried it once. Had three friends, one was my partner, two were me. Spoke to some sort of American person once and nearly started WWIII. Fkit. I'm sure it's great for bisexual, tree hugging, left wing, very, very ugly, very, very lonely, very, very sad slags, but I'm non of the above.

[assassin]

Tried it once. Had three friends, one was my partner, two were me. Spoke to some sort of American person once and nearly started WWIII. Fkit. I'm sure it's great for bisexual, tree hugging, left wing, very, very ugly, very, very lonely, very, very sad slags, but I'm non of the above.

[DanThe]

Your clearly of the wrong generation/association Mr Assassin

[assassin]

Your clearly of the wrong generation/association Mr Assassin

Unfortunately, sir, I believe you're correct .

[Jesus325iTouring]

Your clearly of the wrong generation/association Mr Assassin

Unfortunately, sir, I believe you're correct .

But equally correct in your comments

[pukar]

....it's a no from me

[B7]

Not for me Ta!