Facebook Poll

[adit]

excuse my ignorance, "PT"

[bab-91]

excuse my ignorance, "PT"

Personal trainer. It had me stumped too. I was reading names like "Julian Regan PT... Part time?"

[Gert_8]

I'm on it and use it to touch base with people I know around the world.

Hmm - In other words your ring of sexual offenders

[Gert_8]

******* hate it when mums always posting about their ******* kids

And birds posing like ducks

Change your password so your Mum can't log on to your laptop.......

Lol always trying to come up with a clever comment Diable ?
Don't u worry about that

Diable - is also know as Shitonya - a troubled 13 year old.

[Gert_8]

I'm on it and use it to touch base with people I know around the world.

Hmm - In other words your ring of sexual offenders

I just need to go to Wales or Iver Heath........

I think your ring's wider than that.....

[Gert_8]

I just need to go to Wales or Iver Heath........

I think your ring piece wider than that.....

That should be aimed at Verde and not me you old paedo.....

LOL.

[Sykopaf]

I hated the idea of Facebook.

Finally registered to keep up with mates from around the country that you only really see at events and stuff.

Became addicted.

Now I sell my arse on the street just to get my next fix. My name Syko and I'm a Facebook whore.

F**k Twitter though, that's exclusively for stalkers.

[polsta]

Excellent for the girls too , its a magical land where a random comment to someone you rarley see or always wanted to bang, can lead to you hanging out the back of it

Plus not to mention you can keep tabs on when girls become single, that you don't see often/ever but know

So long as you don't do a crazy bird/fatty, bang it once wake up and she's tagged you at her house and told the world your in a relationship !!!! Lol

[suchy]

FaceBook has caused soooooooooooo many breakups and divorces....

[Gert_8]

Facebook was created to pull birds - it's great for that, if you're young. It serves no other purpose.

I cannot believe that they managed to float the company for so much off the back of potential advertising revenue. I don't know anyone that has bought anything or welcomed the the ads.
Having said that a certain percentage of the millions of users must do.

[bab-91]

F**k Twitter though, that's exclusively for stalkers.

No no twitter is excellent! It's an opportunity to abuse local MP's.
I follow Mr Martin McGuinness (If you have to ask..) he's a prolific tweeter but it's all major BS, like pictures of his food, dog or scenery. I don't know what I was expecting from the Deputy leader

He uploaded a picture of him fishing with his brother, I tweeted, My dad liked bringing me fishing before the IRA shot him, I joke of course, he never liked fishing.

That one caused a stir & I was very proud.

[Gert_8]

I much prefer twitter. It has some very, very funny people on it - I don't mean celebs. I agree it gives you access to many people you would not normally get to hassle.

That bitch Jennifer Aniston blocked me (joke). And I give Franky Boyle all sorts of shit for being the coont he is

[ross_jsy]

My missus made me a twatter account under the name e30cunT. Been on it once, didn't understand it so haven't returned. Seemed a lot of kids moaning about nothing in particular so haven't been back

[bab-91]

I much prefer twitter. It has some very, very funny people on it - I don't mean celebs. I agree it gives you access to many people you would not normally get to hassle.

That bitch Jennifer Aniston blocked me (joke). And I give Franky Boyle all sorts of shit for being the coont he is

I'd recommend following BBC Middle Eastern correspondent's. Some of the pictures & videos upload really brings events into perspective where most shocking things not images shown on TV.

I love Frankie Boyle's books but he's such a tool on twitter!

[Sykopaf]

F**k Twitter though, that's exclusively for stalkers.

No no twitter is excellent! It's an opportunity to abuse local MP's.
I follow Mr Martin McGuinness (If you have to ask..) he's a prolific tweeter but it's all major BS, like pictures of his food, dog or scenery. I don't know what I was expecting from the Deputy leader

He uploaded a picture of him fishing with his brother, I tweeted, My dad liked bringing me fishing before the IRA shot him, I joke of course, he never liked fishing.

That one caused a stir & I was very proud.

I don't care how excellent it is, I will NEVER forgive Twitter for introducing the word HASHTAG into everyday conversation!!

#And #when #I #see #someone #on #Facebook #writing #like #this #I #just #want #to #stab #them #in #the #eye #with #a #rusty #fork.

[bab-91]

F**k Twitter though, that's exclusively for stalkers.

No no twitter is excellent! It's an opportunity to abuse local MP's.
I follow Mr Martin McGuinness (If you have to ask..) he's a prolific tweeter but it's all major BS, like pictures of his food, dog or scenery. I don't know what I was expecting from the Deputy leader

He uploaded a picture of him fishing with his brother, I tweeted, My dad liked bringing me fishing before the IRA shot him, I joke of course, he never liked fishing.

That one caused a stir & I was very proud.

I don't care how excellent it is, I will NEVER forgive Twitter for introducing the word HASHTAG into everyday conversation!!

#And #when #I #see #someone #on #Facebook #writing #like #this #I #just #want #to #stab #them #in #the #eye #with #a #rusty #fork.

That is irritating and if I'm honest. I don't fully understand it.

[suchy]

Hashtage are like short-cuts to certain topics. Quite useful for me with business, quite useless in everyday life!!!

#justsaying spoken in real life should be a stoning offence...

[Gert_8]

No no twitter is excellent! It's an opportunity to abuse local MP's.
I follow Mr Martin McGuinness (If you have to ask..) he's a prolific tweeter but it's all major BS, like pictures of his food, dog or scenery. I don't know what I was expecting from the Deputy leader

He uploaded a picture of him fishing with his brother, I tweeted, My dad liked bringing me fishing before the IRA shot him, I joke of course, he never liked fishing.

That one caused a stir & I was very proud.

I don't care how excellent it is, I will NEVER forgive Twitter for introducing the word HASHTAG into everyday conversation!!

#And #when #I #see #someone #on #Facebook #writing #like #this #I #just #want #to #stab #them #in #the #eye #with #a #rusty #fork.

That is irritating and if I'm honest. I don't fully understand it.

If you # something, and enough people # the same thing, you can start trending a subject or topic. Most of the divs on twitter use it for just saying things that could be said without using the #

Eg: #yourewelcome.
Coonts!

[bab-91]

but you can direct to other pages with '@' ... I've never seen a twitter trend.



I use twitter for shouting abuse at politicians and there moronic right wing following.

[Jim320i]

Stop writing #... Anyone that writes that before anything is a cunt. Anyone with a kid is a cunt, All I see is peoples kids on my screen when I log in facebook (Insert peado joke...) 'Mayzie lola is a big girl, she lifted her arm all by her self' Die cunt. 'So proud my baby is going school' DIE CUNT, everyone goes to school, its fucking manditory in the UK. It doesnt make them clever, infact they'll probably end up with 10 kids and on the dole just like you you cunt.

[suchy]

Stop writing #... Anyone that writes that before anything is a ****. Anyone with a kid is a ****, All I see is peoples kids on my screen when I log in facebook (Insert peado joke...) 'Mayzie lola is a big girl, she lifted her arm all by her self' Die ****. 'So proud my baby is going school' DIE ****, everyone goes to school, its ******* manditory in the UK. It doesnt make them clever, infact they'll probably end up with 10 kids and on the dole just like you you ****.

Mmmm am I detecting a rant there Jim? #calmdown

[Gert_8]

Bloody heck Jim, that seems to have touched a nerve. Your spelling went totally to pot too ..

[bss325i]

Not a Jaffa are you Jim?

[bab-91]

Had to look 'Jaffa' up on urban dictionary. Jim is a sodomite, how dare you Barry!

[Kos]

F**k Twitter though, that's exclusively for stalkers.

No no twitter is excellent! It's an opportunity to abuse local MP's.
I follow Mr Martin McGuinness (If you have to ask..) he's a prolific tweeter but it's all major BS, like pictures of his food, dog or scenery. I don't know what I was expecting from the Deputy leader

He uploaded a picture of him fishing with his brother, I tweeted, My dad liked bringing me fishing before the IRA shot him, I joke of course, he never liked fishing.

That one caused a stir & I was very proud.

Brilliant

[Sykopaf]

Stop writing #... Anyone that writes that before anything is a ****. Anyone with a kid is a ****, All I see is peoples kids on my screen when I log in facebook (Insert peado joke...) 'Mayzie lola is a big girl, she lifted her arm all by her self' Die ****. 'So proud my baby is going school' DIE ****, everyone goes to school, its ******* manditory in the UK. It doesnt make them clever, infact they'll probably end up with 10 kids and on the dole just like you you ****.

Let it all out, come on I know there's more!

It's usually old school mates or old work mates that you feel obliged to keep on your friends list but they insist on cluttering out the place with "Gonna do the school run , then watch Loose Women".........


First of all, make the little feckers walk to school. I walked to school. If I wanted to go somewhere else I rode my bike there. And I wasn't an obese brat that screamed obscenities at his parents because they've spoiled the sh!te out of him!

Secondly, get a ferking hobby! Or better yet a job! Or do something remotely interesting so that I don't have to hear about how mind bendingly tedious your existence is! Seriously, it's depressing!

[E30BeemerLad]

Stop writing #... Anyone that writes that before anything is a ****. Anyone with a kid is a ****, All I see is peoples kids on my screen when I log in facebook (Insert peado joke...) 'Mayzie lola is a big girl, she lifted her arm all by her self' Die ****. 'So proud my baby is going school' DIE ****, everyone goes to school, its ******* manditory in the UK. It doesnt make them clever, infact they'll probably end up with 10 kids and on the dole just like you you ****.

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Oh and Ross's comment - yeah all babies look like potatoes. My cousin does nothing but post about her brat and my missus' best mate had a kid in Feb and just gushes about the stupid floppy head she squeezed out.

[polsta]

What grates me on fb- are them super long (that you never read) stories about bulkshit like car jackings at fuel stations and fake babies at side of the road, and stories about all sorts of absolute shite

Share if you agree !!!! Blah blah blah

Its all just made up nonsense by wierdos

[bab-91]

What grates me on fb- are them super long (that you never read) stories about bulkshit like car jackings at fuel stations and fake babies at side of the road, and stories about all sorts of absolute shite

Share if you agree !!!! Blah blah blah

Its all just made up nonsense by wierdos

One like = one prayer.

That really gets on my nerves.

[E30BeemerLad]

I have to admit I have been using facebook to whore my business wares of late, which seemed to work. Lots of people want a free ipad mini it seems

https://www.facebook.com/freemotorlegal

[Nobby_N]

F**k Twitter though, that's exclusively for stalkers.

No no twitter is excellent! It's an opportunity to abuse local MP's.
I follow Mr Martin McGuinness (If you have to ask..) he's a prolific tweeter but it's all major BS, like pictures of his food, dog or scenery. I don't know what I was expecting from the Deputy leader

He uploaded a picture of him fishing with his brother, I tweeted, My dad liked bringing me fishing before the IRA shot him, I joke of course, he never liked fishing.

That one caused a stir & I was very proud.

Same here, local MP round here gets plenty of shit from me!

[spook]

My local MP is a bird with huge tits, i look at her Facebook page while im in the bogs at work.