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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:45 am

Had this sent through the post yesterday. Apparently my friendly local dealer has reintroduced "Scrappage".

Offering £2k for your car if 10 years or older. And their example? :x































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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:55 am

Ouch! Its not even a 4 door. :D
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:55 am

that's a good shout as that car will never break for that money :D , I think many of them went last time round and is why they are getting thin on the ground now
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:58 am

:x :x :x :x :x :x
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:56 am

Ask them how many boot floors they've welded on E30s.
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:05 am

andyp wrote:that's a good shout as that car will never break for that money :D , I think many of them went last time round and is why they are getting thin on the ground now

You would have a better chance turning a LHD IX 2 door into two bags than you would with just about any E36/46/39 ! :)
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:53 am

That'll be £2000 of the list price, you would probably get more off without a part exchange!


And of course it says "up to".
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:05 am

Could be a wind up Trev, but its not 1st april yet.
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 11:16 am

Sanchez wrote:Could be a wind up Trev, but its not 1st april yet.

I doubt it, they know he has a '39 :)
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:13 pm

Ooooooh Pete. Little do you know mate that if this weekend pans out, I'll be executive'd up in a wagon of immense proportions.

Anyone need a Georgian wardrobe shifting????
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:51 pm

pacerpete wrote:
andyp wrote:that's a good shout as that car will never break for that money :D , I think many of them went last time round and is why they are getting thin on the ground now

You would have a better chance turning a LHD IX 2 door into two bags than you would with just about any E36/46/39 ! :)
Surely E39 540i and E46 330 fetch more than £2k the good ones ?
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:52 pm

Right in the nuts Trever that must hurt seeing that ....
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:00 pm

pony wrote:Right in the nuts Trever that must hurt seeing that ....
It did. Cos I can't complete with £2k for a rusty breaker!!!! :cry:
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:05 pm

:lol: I'm stealing this
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:08 pm

B7 wrote:Ooooooh Pete. Little do you know mate that if this weekend pans out, I'll be executive'd up in a wagon of immense proportions.

Anyone need a Georgian wardrobe shifting????
High roof transit? :D
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:02 pm

DanThe wrote:
B7 wrote:Ooooooh Pete. Little do you know mate that if this weekend pans out, I'll be executive'd up in a wagon of immense proportions.

Anyone need a Georgian wardrobe shifting????
High roof transit? :D
NOPE! Far more "Surrey" than a pikey Tranny.
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:11 pm

B7 wrote:
DanThe wrote:
B7 wrote:Ooooooh Pete. Little do you know mate that if this weekend pans out, I'll be executive'd up in a wagon of immense proportions.

Anyone need a Georgian wardrobe shifting????
High roof transit? :D
NOPE! Far more "Surrey" than a pikey Tranny.

Pajero Exceed LTD on the 'K' in that fetching green and gold ? :)
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:20 pm

Nope!
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 5:52 pm

B7 wrote:
NOPE! Far more "Surrey" than a pikey Tranny.
R reg Espace then.

Don't forget that Surrey also encompasses Croydon.....
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:09 pm

B7 wrote:
DanThe wrote:
B7 wrote:Ooooooh Pete. Little do you know mate that if this weekend pans out, I'll be executive'd up in a wagon of immense proportions.

Anyone need a Georgian wardrobe shifting????
High roof transit? :D
NOPE! Far more "Surrey" than a pikey Tranny.
a 13 plate sprinter borrowed from a loan shark finance company? :)
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:51 pm

B7 wrote:Nope!
E39 M5 ?
E39 540i
E38 750iL
Alpina which your neighbour won't unlikely to know what that is
Jaguar XJR
Jaguar XK8 or XKR
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Merc that is typical Surrey ?
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:52 pm

E Class Estate?
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 7:56 pm

I purchased my Transit from a proper posh coont in Surrey, fucking Ford pieceofshite.
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:05 pm

One of these
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Avant ... 4ac2c27f0c
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:36 pm

Nope to all of the above.

Pony? 90% of the crap you've written are no bigger than what I have already! Get with the programme :mad:
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:38 pm

B7 wrote:Nope to all of the above.

Pony? 90% of the crap you've written are no bigger than what I have already! Get with the programme :mad:
S Class ?
A limo ?
A lorry ?
A tank ?
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Post Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:45 pm

Being a Surrey type, it shall quite possibly be a pantechnicon, what, what, what...
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Post Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:12 am

pony wrote:
B7 wrote:Nope to all of the above.

Pony? 90% of the crap you've written are no bigger than what I have already! Get with the programme :mad:
S Class ?
A limo ?
A tank ?
Like I said
Anyone need a Georgian wardrobe shifting????
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Post Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:13 am

Speedtouch wrote:Being a Surrey type, it shall quite possibly be a pantechnicon, what, what, what...
No thanks just silly.

Mo? Can't see that pic mate. What was it?
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Post Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:31 am

Come on Trev, spill!
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Post Fri Sep 06, 2013 7:35 am

bss325i wrote:Come on Trev, spill!

Coleman Milne Dorchester shooting brake based on a mk2 Granny Chausseur :)



Or maybe a 265 GLE in beige , but no way would Trev buy one of them, only REALLLY OLD dead cooooonts drive Vulvas , hang on............
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Post Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:02 am

W123 Estate? Cool as :cool:
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Post Fri Sep 06, 2013 8:59 am

pacerpete wrote:
bss325i wrote:Come on Trev, spill!

Coleman Milne Dorchester shooting brake based on a mk2 Granny Chausseur :)



Or maybe a 265 GLE in beige , but no way would Trev buy one of them, only REALLLY OLD dead cooooonts drive Vulvas , hang on............
When my time comes, I want to go to the crem in a Coleman Milne hearse complete with the whiff and faint rattle of a shagged 2.8 Cologne or, even better, a 2.1 diesel donk.

Oh, and Trev's bought an X5. An E53 3.0d with tints and a non functioning OSR door handle.
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Post Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:58 am

So I was right in X5
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