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EFA and punctuation correction.Jim320i wrote:Thanks for checking in and letting us know you're still arounddaimlerman wrote:For all you doubting Thomas' I'll only be 63 next birthday...
That's just two years until I collect my state pension
When you do,and you need to clean it's bottom,employ a teenager...verde springs to mind...tar varnish is a right swine to clean off,I have the blow lamp burns to prove this.Rav335uk wrote:I have yet to get the boat out old boy
Er, okay. Sixth form college, uni, work, directorship. Wealth. Anything missing.pony wrote:No just say what ?Gert_8 wrote:What you want a copy of my cv?
Not if his Nan has anything to do with it, Ross.ross_jsy wrote:Got a stalker here Gert! He will have pictures of you on his bedroom wall next to a lurid gold m3 next
What, you mean you have a "Tan"daimlerman wrote:When you do,and you need to clean it's bottom,employ a teenager...verde springs to mind...tar varnish is a right swine to clean off,I have the blow lamp burns to prove this.Rav335uk wrote:I have yet to get the boat out old boy
Not quite as dark as yourselfRav335uk wrote:What, you mean you have a "Tan"daimlerman wrote:When you do,and you need to clean it's bottom,employ a teenager...verde springs to mind...tar varnish is a right swine to clean off,I have the blow lamp burns to prove this.Rav335uk wrote:I have yet to get the boat out old boy
but when the bloody stuff drops off the scraper onto me mitts it hurts.I set fire to a pair of rigger gloves that previously saw service refuelling at work!
Yes, that was a bit harsh. You are best described as "dusky" not darky....Rav335uk wrote:Cheeky fooker, i'm not that Dark!
Yep, this is where it all kicks off! Like standing in accident black spots for car crashes....which is pretty sick.Rodderz wrote:Because I have a fetish about the word 'locked'!
Would u care to elaborateGert_8 wrote:Er, okay. Sixth form college, uni, work, directorship. Wealth. Anything missing.pony wrote:No just say what ?Gert_8 wrote:What you want a copy of my cv?
Oh, 7" c0ck
?Thick as a coke can and leans to the left a bit, I hear...pony wrote:Would u care to elaborateGert_8 wrote:Er, okay. Sixth form college, uni, work, directorship. Wealth. Anything missing.
Oh, 7" c0ck
LOL. I can see I need to draw pictures for you. Let me have your email address and I'll send you pic of what you really want to seepony wrote:Would u care to elaborateGert_8 wrote:Er, okay. Sixth form college, uni, work, directorship. Wealth. Anything missing.pony wrote: No just say what ?
Oh, 7" c0ck
U would be surprised mate I can assure u mr snakesnakebrain wrote:Thick as a coke can and leans to the left a bit, I hear...pony wrote:Would u care to elaborateGert_8 wrote:Er, okay. Sixth form college, uni, work, directorship. Wealth. Anything missing.
Oh, 7" c0ck
No I am not gayGert_8 wrote:LOL. I can see I need to draw pictures for you. Let me have your email address and I'll send you pic of what you really want to seepony wrote:Would u care to elaborateGert_8 wrote: Er, okay. Sixth form college, uni, work, directorship. Wealth. Anything missing.
Oh, 7" c0ck
Gert_8 wrote:Yes, that was a bit harsh. You are best described as "dusky" not darky....Rav335uk wrote:Cheeky fooker, i'm not that Dark!
You can offer an accurate description of Gert's penis? Does he know about this?pony wrote:U would be surprised mate I can assure u mr snakesnakebrain wrote:Thick as a coke can and leans to the left a bit, I hear...
CORRECT!The_Diddler wrote:You guys can't half talk shi*e
As for anthing to do with Barry, his ban or return has nothing to do with me, and i have no opinion on it.
On a personal note i will not have anything to do with him or what he types on here.
And i don't suppose he or anybody else will care less..........
You sure about that? Some of your posts would suggest otherwise.pony wrote:No I am not gayGert_8 wrote:LOL. I can see I need to draw pictures for you. Let me have your email address and I'll send you pic of what you really want to seepony wrote: Would u care to elaborate
Love yer GertyGert_8 wrote:CORRECT!The_Diddler wrote:You guys can't half talk shi*e
As for anthing to do with Barry, his ban or return has nothing to do with me, and i have no opinion on it.
On a personal note i will not have anything to do with him or what he types on here.
And i don't suppose he or anybody else will care less..........
Seriously? What do you want, a latex mould of his pidge?pony wrote:Would u care to elaborateGert_8 wrote:Er, okay. Sixth form college, uni, work, directorship. Wealth. Anything missing.pony wrote: No just say what ?
Oh, 7" c0ck
Did the rohypnol wear off too quick Gert?snakebrain wrote:You can offer an accurate description of Gert's penis? Does he know about this?pony wrote:U would be surprised mate I can assure u mr snakesnakebrain wrote:Thick as a coke can and leans to the left a bit, I hear...
He's a willing victimDanThe wrote:Did the rohypnol wear off too quick Gert?snakebrain wrote:You can offer an accurate description of Gert's penis? Does he know about this?pony wrote: U would be surprised mate I can assure u mr snake
I won't allow you to get familliar with me, until we have met and had a drink, but I'd prefer to go camping with you!The_Diddler wrote:Love yer GertyGert_8 wrote:CORRECT!The_Diddler wrote:You guys can't half talk shi*e
As for anthing to do with Barry, his ban or return has nothing to do with me, and i have no opinion on it.
On a personal note i will not have anything to do with him or what he types on here.
And i don't suppose he or anybody else will care less..........
Love ya too bruvChris_B86 wrote:Seriously? What do you want, a latex mould of his pidge?pony wrote:Would u care to elaborateGert_8 wrote: Er, okay. Sixth form college, uni, work, directorship. Wealth. Anything missing.
Oh, 7" c0ck
This, the random posts that mean nothing, the CSL fetish, the dodgy 80's type pictures on your bedroom wall at your nans, I don't know you Pony, but I worry. Did you ever go on Jim'll Fix It as a kid?
Easy now, bit soon for the bromance.pony wrote:Love ya too bruvChris_B86 wrote:Seriously? What do you want, a latex mould of his pidge?pony wrote: Would u care to elaborate
This, the random posts that mean nothing, the CSL fetish, the dodgy 80's type pictures on your bedroom wall at your nans, I don't know you Pony, but I worry. Did you ever go on Jim'll Fix It as a kid?
He'll rip you a fooking new arsehole Gertrude.Gert_8 wrote:I won't allow you to get familliar with me, until we have met and had a drink, but I'd prefer to go camping with you!The_Diddler wrote:Love yer GertyGert_8 wrote: CORRECT!
How does the caravan suit you, the front seats make a lovely double bedGert_8 wrote:I won't allow you to get familliar with me, until we have met and had a drink, but I'd prefer to go camping with you!The_Diddler wrote:Love yer GertyGert_8 wrote: CORRECT!
