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have you not got any mates ?pony wrote:This royal ratch fellow has a good vocabulary
Shame so many handbags fights on the zone all the time
There needs to be a glossary so we know what paedo council etc mean
Too much bullshit on all the threads about paedophiles rim pieces and other digusting thoughts. Not needed. At least make it about birds.
get 5 of my mates together al having a piss up, and convos all end up in a similar vain 
Ah yes, well first few weeks of site set up all we had was a turdis. I hate using them at the best of times and this one day I could feel a monster coming. Got in there and let rip, but it was so long and firm it wedged the flap open exposing the underworld that was below. It was a super hot day and no flushing was shifting this behemoth so I left it in the hope it would break up and fall in.verde wrote:Ross, recite your tale of your labourer that you sent into the portaloo to " doo battle " with your " coiled surprise "hennared323i wrote:Oh Dear God please don't bring them upB7 wrote: The things you see in Porta Loos!
Interviewing? Give me a job you prickGert_8 wrote:I was going to create a new thread about this exact same thing, but I've been interviewing all day - not groomers for Verde....
The Kos/Ratch thread got locked, last night, just when things were getting interesting. There were comments made by people getting annoyed at images being posted, without seeking approval from the person in an image.....!
My response to that is, if you post an image on this site, or any other, then you're fair game for comments. No one needs to seek approval! If you don't want comments, then don't post a pic, and tell your "friends" to follow your wishes.
There were comments that didn't like people talking about juvenile subjects, such as scat, verde, paedos etc.
Why are you commenting on a thread that is upsetting you? Why are you even in the pub section? If you want to talk cars or specifically E30's then there are areas of the site that will cater for you. DO NOT read threads in the pub section.
I come to the pub for the laughs. I have a good sense of humour, and if you want to take the P iss, I won't be offended. If you don't like the p iss taken out of you, don't make comments that will encourage people to do so.
Posts on this site, are not limited to people you have met in "real life", and therefore these people are the only ones that you can communicate with. Get real, this is the internet! If you're a private person - text or call your mates, don't have a discussion about something on an open forum.
No one is interested in whether you're fat, slim, thick, intelligent, prince or pauper, but post up pics or details about your life/situation and expect to get comments.
Annoying C unts!
They said it was you, but I say those rosy arse cheeks could have belonged to any number of Zoners. Not diable though - Pete assures me his have a distinctive ginger fuzz covering them...verde wrote:What was all this shit about a pic of me being posted in a thread?
Another 14 year old......snakebrain wrote:They said it was you, but I say those rosy arse cheeks could have belonged to any number of Zoners. Not diable though - Pete assures me his have a distinctive ginger fuzz covering them...verde wrote:What was all this shit about a pic of me being posted in a thread?
Funny as f uck though.
Haha good god, no my arse has never been photographed. I missed out on this when I was in Eh dim bruh.Gert_8 wrote:Another 14 year old......snakebrain wrote:They said it was you, but I say those rosy arse cheeks could have belonged to any number of Zoners. Not diable though - Pete assures me his have a distinctive ginger fuzz covering them...verde wrote:What was all this shit about a pic of me being posted in a thread?
Its like Aberdeenshire but way waaay bigger.Wales is a great wee country. Mountains galore in the North, plenty of girls with sexy accents in the South and miles and miles of sweet FA with great driving roads in the middle..verde wrote:Haha good god, no my arse has never been photographed. I missed out on this when I was in Eh dim bruh.
Id say id relocate gert but, **** Wales
Wales is fine, bit like Scotland, but the weather can be a little nicer. You sure you don't want to relocate - it's closer to Buckinghamshire...verde wrote:Haha good god, no my arse has never been photographed. I missed out on this when I was in Eh dim bruh.Gert_8 wrote:Another 14 year old......snakebrain wrote: They said it was you, but I say those rosy arse cheeks could have belonged to any number of Zoners. Not diable though - Pete assures me his have a distinctive ginger fuzz covering them...
Id say id relocate gert but, **** Wales
On that we both agreesnakebrain wrote:Sorry Steve. I appreciate that a mental image of diable's fuzz-covered cheeks is not the image most people need when they're trying to have their lunch.
Gert_8 wrote:Wales is fine, bit like Scotland, but the weather can be a little nicer. You sure you don't want to relocate - it's closer to Buckinghamshire...verde wrote:Haha good god, no my arse has never been photographed. I missed out on this when I was in Eh dim bruh.Gert_8 wrote: Another 14 year old......
Id say id relocate gert but, **** Wales
LOL. My relocation "package" is a substantial consideration for one so young......(his hands are still small!pacerpete wrote:Gert_8 wrote:Wales is fine, bit like Scotland, but the weather can be a little nicer. You sure you don't want to relocate - it's closer to Buckinghamshire...verde wrote: Haha good god, no my arse has never been photographed. I missed out on this when I was in Eh dim bruh.
Id say id relocate gert but, **** Wales
Gert, baby is playing hard to get. He is just waiting for the right relocation 'package' offer
)I appointed a new Sales Development Manager on Monday, and now I'm interviewing for a Sales Admin role. Not bad in a triple dip recession...ross_jsy wrote:What is it you are hiring in Gert?
And Verde, filming falls under the same category as being photographed
I've also heard that, and he actually states it as one of his strengths on his CV.....ross_jsy wrote:I've heard verde is willing to do certain things for free
Tempted to look in the UK for jobs, it's grim at best over here now! Recession finally caught up big time
All joking aside and casting rape to one side for a moment, I am in DIRE need of a new job. Sales admin? That sounds like the kinda shit id be going in for.Gert_8 wrote:I appointed a new Sales Development Manager on Monday, and now I'm interviewing for a Sales Admin role. Not bad in a triple dip recession...ross_jsy wrote:What is it you are hiring in Gert?
And Verde, filming falls under the same category as being photographed
I would, obviously, "create" a role for Verde!
What about Glasgow dude? Not too far to move and there's definitely going to be a job market..verde wrote:All joking aside and casting rape to one side for a moment, I am in DIRE need of a new job. Sales admin? That sounds like the kinda shit id be going in for.
I need to move, this place has nothing to offer bar farm animals and drugs i cant even take
I hate Glasgow. I was nagged at and nagged at to go there for a night out. So i finally gave in went having protesting against it for years and I got HPPD after being there for 3 hours. Good enough sign to stay the fuck outta Glasgow for me. Im intending to move back to Edinburgh soon as Im able thought, Im pretty home sicksnakebrain wrote:What about Glasgow dude? Not too far to move and there's definitely going to be a job market..verde wrote:All joking aside and casting rape to one side for a moment, I am in DIRE need of a new job. Sales admin? That sounds like the kinda shit id be going in for.
I need to move, this place has nothing to offer bar farm animals and drugs i cant even take
The selection criteria has been based on face, legs and hooters *cough* and the ability to do the work, of course, but had you been here, the job would have been yours, Verd!verde wrote:All joking aside and casting rape to one side for a moment, I am in DIRE need of a new job. Sales admin? That sounds like the kinda shit id be going in for.Gert_8 wrote:I appointed a new Sales Development Manager on Monday, and now I'm interviewing for a Sales Admin role. Not bad in a triple dip recession...ross_jsy wrote:What is it you are hiring in Gert?
And Verde, filming falls under the same category as being photographed
I would, obviously, "create" a role for Verde!
I need to move, this place has nothing to offer bar farm animals and drugs i cant even take
Thats it, act the fag then plow them when theyr defenseless on the Xmas night outGert_8 wrote:The selection criteria has been based on face, legs and hooters *cough* and the ability to do the work, of course, but had you been here, the job would have been yours, Verd!verde wrote:All joking aside and casting rape to one side for a moment, I am in DIRE need of a new job. Sales admin? That sounds like the kinda shit id be going in for.Gert_8 wrote: I appointed a new Sales Development Manager on Monday, and now I'm interviewing for a Sales Admin role. Not bad in a triple dip recession...
I would, obviously, "create" a role for Verde!
I need to move, this place has nothing to offer bar farm animals and drugs i cant even take
The sales girls keep asking me to employ "eye candy" or someone gay.....?! I guess you would fall into the latter category for them!
Being a married man, I have to keep focus.... Yaaas : D haha, what is it you actually do Gert? ( refrain from paedo jokes )Gert_8 wrote:^^ I think they'd be game!
