Awesome Vintage Alpina Video...
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Here's the thing.
If you look at the last 4 or 5 threads I've started or posted on, they've been either to buy / sell / help or have laugh.
Now take these 3 coonts, Kok, Chav and Penis Master here and you'll see they've had no contribution other wading in with BS, cock-waving, abuse, bitchery, criminally poor wit, criminally poor grammar etc etc or all of the above.
Not a collective funny or useful bone in their bodies.
Which is basically the textbook description of a complete bell-end.
What I really can't understand is how Rav can get a wirless signal from that far up Kos arse when Kos himself is quite deeply entrenched in Demlot's - quite a feat of synchronised knobbery you will never see.
Time gentlemen.
If you look at the last 4 or 5 threads I've started or posted on, they've been either to buy / sell / help or have laugh.
Now take these 3 coonts, Kok, Chav and Penis Master here and you'll see they've had no contribution other wading in with BS, cock-waving, abuse, bitchery, criminally poor wit, criminally poor grammar etc etc or all of the above.
Not a collective funny or useful bone in their bodies.
Which is basically the textbook description of a complete bell-end.
What I really can't understand is how Rav can get a wirless signal from that far up Kos arse when Kos himself is quite deeply entrenched in Demlot's - quite a feat of synchronised knobbery you will never see.
Time gentlemen.
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Awww bless Ratch you really dont have a clue 
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Thats your reply? The 3 of you huddled to come back with that?
I think its safe to say (reclines with cigar into a red Chesterfield) you've been outed, pwned and put fairly in place.
Next time, I suggest you think twice before dive bombing into a simple thread from that perch of horse-shit you reside on.
NEXT.
I think its safe to say (reclines with cigar into a red Chesterfield) you've been outed, pwned and put fairly in place.
Next time, I suggest you think twice before dive bombing into a simple thread from that perch of horse-shit you reside on.
NEXT.
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Don,t know why, and it adds nothing to the thread, but this
reminds me of fellow worker who grassed up another employee
at our depot. The bloke was basically" sent to Coventry"
Not happy with this reaction, he complained to our Manager that nobody
was talking to him. The Managers reply was " Just ignore them"
reminds me of fellow worker who grassed up another employee
at our depot. The bloke was basically" sent to Coventry"
Not happy with this reaction, he complained to our Manager that nobody
was talking to him. The Managers reply was " Just ignore them"

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Demlotcrew wrote:Awww bless Ratch you really dont have a clue
Nope, told you, Anger issues since he was a toddler.
Btw, Ratch, I stll say you need to be mommy cuddled.

If you Got "Haters",Then your doing something Right!
CR24v??? Where's it all gone?? LOL
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Yes the three of us started a thread titled "Awesome Vintage Alpina Video..." full of inaccurate, erroneous and anecdotal content and because we've "been outed, pwned and put fairly in place" were now throwing our toys out the pram, name calling and insulting everyones intelligence.Royalratch wrote:Thats your reply? The 3 of you huddled to come back with that?
I think its safe to say (reclines with cigar into a red Chesterfield) you've been outed, pwned and put fairly in place.
Next time, I suggest you think twice before dive bombing into a simple thread from that perch of horse-shit you reside on.
NEXT.
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Above did make me chuckle! Ratshit won this one so get retreating boysRoyalratch wrote:Thats your reply? The 3 of you huddled to come back with that?
I think its safe to say (reclines with cigar into a red Chesterfield) you've been outed, pwned and put fairly in place.
Next time, I suggest you think twice before dive bombing into a simple thread from that perch of horse-shit you reside on.
NEXT.
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I can't hear - you sound... muffled.Rav335uk wrote:Demlotcrew wrote:Awww bless Ratch you really dont have a clue
Nope, told you, Anger issues since he was a toddler.
Btw, Ratch, I stll say you need to be mommy cuddled.
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None of what this says is correct in any way.Demlotcrew wrote:Yes the three of us started a thread titled "Awesome Vintage Alpina Video..." full of inaccurate, erroneous and anecdotal content and because we've "been outed, pwned and put fairly in place" were now throwing our toys out the pram, name calling and insulting everyones intelligence.Royalratch wrote:Thats your reply? The 3 of you huddled to come back with that?
I think its safe to say (reclines with cigar into a red Chesterfield) you've been outed, pwned and put fairly in place.
Next time, I suggest you think twice before dive bombing into a simple thread from that perch of horse-shit you reside on.
NEXT.
Lets try this one last time and see if you get it this time.
Thread title - Awesome Vintage Alpina Video.
Does the video feature awesome Alpina - YES.
Did the thread claim to be a bible of Alpina specification that certain insecure 'tards will salivate at the chance to correct and prove their manhood - NO.
The fact is, it seems you are incapable of participating in a thread without proving your worth by droning on about whats wrong with thread or what you would have done and all that galactically boring stuff.
I'm sure if you were around at the premiere of Citizen Kane you would have found fault with the fact that 'its not in colour, s'crap innit.'
More than in just this thread I might add.
Throw in your badge Sheriff!
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Shame, looks like you need these, you do know what these are for Ratch, seeing as you're SUPPOSED to be all clever and that.Royalratch wrote:I can't hear - you sound... muffled.Rav335uk wrote:Demlotcrew wrote:Awww bless Ratch you really dont have a clue
Nope, told you, Anger issues since he was a toddler.
Btw, Ratch, I stll say you need to be mommy cuddled.


If you Got "Haters",Then your doing something Right!
CR24v??? Where's it all gone?? LOL
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Excellent retort Rav - cotton bud pic - very smart.Rav335uk wrote:Shame, looks like you need these, you do know what these are for Ratch, seeing as you think you're all clever and that.Royalratch wrote:I can't hear - you sound... muffled.Rav335uk wrote:
Nope, told you, Anger issues since he was a toddler.
Btw, Ratch, I stll say you need to be mommy cuddled.![]()
What I meant was, I need you to pull your head out of various zoners' ass.
Or did you not get that?
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No you're not name calling and insulting people?Royalratch wrote:None of what this says is correct in any way.Demlotcrew wrote:Yes the three of us started a thread titled "Awesome Vintage Alpina Video..." full of inaccurate, erroneous and anecdotal content and because we've "been outed, pwned and put fairly in place" were now throwing our toys out the pram, name calling and insulting everyones intelligence.Royalratch wrote:Thats your reply? The 3 of you huddled to come back with that?
I think its safe to say (reclines with cigar into a red Chesterfield) you've been outed, pwned and put fairly in place.
Next time, I suggest you think twice before dive bombing into a simple thread from that perch of horse-shit you reside on.
NEXT.
Royalratch wrote:Throw in your badge Sheriff!
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Didn't I tell you to change your sig? You don;t need the validation of Andyboy to be a nobody Kos - or do you.Kos wrote:I think we need military intervention to stop the situation escalating
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might watch the video now ive read all the crap. I thought this forum was for people who all like the same kind of old car and to help when needed.Imagine what someone new would think if they read all this. by the way all the references to bumming and old turds in other threads is getting boring too.
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This is an epic fail.
1) Resort to net stalking me to find something to use then bring it to a public forum - is this acceptable behaviour your for a Mod, or a stable adult for that matter?
2) Go to all that (gay) bother and reference the wrong f&cking business LOL!!!
Man how stupid do you have to be...?
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Demlot - I don't need to resort to psychology behaviour to know how much if a knob you are - the PMs / Emails I'm getting are enough lol!
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Getting boring?? It got boring a long long time ago.dave525 wrote:might watch the video now ive read all the crap. I thought this forum was for people who all like the same kind of old car and to help when needed.Imagine what someone new would think if they read all this. by the way all the references to bumming and old turds in other threads is getting boring too.
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Agreed. We need to break the homo cartel if Rav, Jos and their new Pappy Dimlot.dave525 wrote:might watch the video now ive read all the crap. I thought this forum was for people who all like the same kind of old car and to help when needed.Imagine what someone new would think if they read all this. by the way all the references to bumming and old turds in other threads is getting boring too.
Who seconds my motion?
Eh?
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Come in junger - there's win all over this. Dimlot didn't see me coming - he thought it was gonna be just another ordinary day... LolCloggy Saint wrote:Getting boring?? It got boring a long long time ago.
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Dimlot - I will be taking up your behaviour with the mod team. In all seriousness, its not cool.
Neither is making phone calls to zoners and threatening them with hammers.
Neither is making phone calls to zoners and threatening them with hammers.
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ratch, you are a hypocrite
if some one else had posted a picture of the grey e24, you being an OEM bitch would have gone spastic and raped the owner for fitting ebay tack to theIR car
however, it seems that you feel that you have been personally attacked about some one elses choices on what has been fitted to that car. all you did was host a video, its not a bad video but some how you feel violated about peoples comments, thoughts, opinons on the car of which you have plenty on others cars
you also can not accept it when you are wrong, your reaction in the following thread was comical.
you like to be challanged and challange anything for the hell of it. you are just an argumentative opinionated self obsessed person.
http://www.e30zone.net/modules.php?name ... 97&start=0
BTW, you still have this homoerotic fixation. Are you trying to tell us something ??
if some one else had posted a picture of the grey e24, you being an OEM bitch would have gone spastic and raped the owner for fitting ebay tack to theIR car
however, it seems that you feel that you have been personally attacked about some one elses choices on what has been fitted to that car. all you did was host a video, its not a bad video but some how you feel violated about peoples comments, thoughts, opinons on the car of which you have plenty on others cars
you also can not accept it when you are wrong, your reaction in the following thread was comical.
you like to be challanged and challange anything for the hell of it. you are just an argumentative opinionated self obsessed person.
http://www.e30zone.net/modules.php?name ... 97&start=0
BTW, you still have this homoerotic fixation. Are you trying to tell us something ??
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This. Another thread descends to pointlessness.Andyboy wrote:As much as I enjoy a bitchfest, this all seems a bit unnecessary.
FWIW, I enjoyed that video. Very rare sight on the roads so any chance to see (and hear!) cars of the vintage is welcome.

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You've gotta love a one on one bitchfest
But as Andy says, this indeed stinks and we've seen the same zoners on numerous threads winding each other up, this needs to stop, and some should know better, it doe's nobody any good and yet again cements the views of others about how the zone operates.
Its not on guys, bad show
Yes i know i'm not totally innocent too, before you start
But as Andy says, this indeed stinks and we've seen the same zoners on numerous threads winding each other up, this needs to stop, and some should know better, it doe's nobody any good and yet again cements the views of others about how the zone operates.
Its not on guys, bad show
Yes i know i'm not totally innocent too, before you start
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Kos wrote:ratch, you are a hypocrite
if some one else had posted a picture of the grey e24, you being an OEM bitch would have gone spastic and raped the owner for fitting ebay tack to theIR car
however, it seems that you feel that you have been personally about some one elses choices on what has been fitted to that car. all you did was host a video, its not a bad video but some how you feel violated about peoples comments, thoughts, opinons on the car of which you have plenty on others cars
you also can not accept it when you are wrong, your reaction in the following thread was comical.
you like to be challanged and challange anything for the hell of it. you are just an argumentative opinionated self obsessed person.
http://www.e30zone.net/modules.php?name ... 97&start=0
BTW, you still have this homoerotic fixation. Are you trying to tell us something ??
Bo-lax Kostocles.
I simply posted up a well shot video of some epic cars which 99% of people enjoyed. Even if I would have been on the other end of this, I would have pointed out said OEM faux pas with a touch (a LOT) more charm and humour than is available to your or your silly triumvirate of bitchiness.
However, as the cars are so rad and the filming quite nice, I would have let it pass for the greater good.
I'll keep going on about your faggoty behaviour as long as you and Rav keep behaving like such.
Start acting like men instead of a gaggle of giggling schoolgirls in a playground and I'll drop it.
'Oooh he;s got a carpet in his car - oooh he's put a new head on his motor - oooh lets google this guy and see what dirt we can give up'
I mean FFS.
Faggots.




