Alpina B10 Bi turbo, this car is haunting me 11/2/15

Tue Feb 12, 2013 4:17 pm

i'm not going to blow it up but i know who said what and when. The fact you admit it says it all really.

When you 2 losers buy a proper hero chariot with your own f**kin money then i'll run you down when your backs turned.

Must be how it works on here now

Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:27 pm

Is it popcorn time yet ?

Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:43 pm

GGRRRRR ! Its foooking contagious !

Tue Feb 12, 2013 7:27 pm

Beware Buchloe's favourite brickie!

Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:26 pm

pacerpete wrote:GGRRRRR ! Its foooking contagious !

Peter you facking kn0b jockey. You want these seats or not?

Grrrrrrrrr!

Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:50 pm

So much anger!

Wed Feb 13, 2013 12:39 am

Simon13 wrote:i'm not going to blow it up but i know who said what and when. The fact you admit it says it all really.

When you 2 losers buy a proper hero chariot with your own f**kin money then i'll run you down when your backs turned. Must be how it works on here now

none of your reply makes sense, your going to run me over if i buy a "hero chariot" with my own money? WTF are you on about ?

seems to me like your having a bad week Bumbaclut.. chucking insults around for no reason whatsoever is very very sad indeed

Bitchin/hating on the internet isn't my bag especially when i have done nothing wrong, so why not answer your PM's instead of screwing your thread up ??

Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:13 am

the phrase "run you down" is to slag someone off behind their back not run you over.

My head is fine, i just want you two (demlot is in more denial that yourself) to know that i know what you said. Which you admitted in the first post.

My style isnt PM'ing the background Steve, but i'm still fascinated to know how this car is in the wrong hands? i shouldn't let it get to me as i expect no less from Demlot but how you've got the cheek is beyond me.

Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:18 am

Nice 'Pina Hap.

Sat Feb 16, 2013 11:11 pm

Simon,, it is a less job than you think,, taking engine out
It is also a LOT better to work on the engine

Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:11 pm

Mon Feb 18, 2013 7:17 pm

Have I missed something? Why the rolling eyes?

Mon Feb 18, 2013 8:08 pm

Im assuming coops thinks taking the engine out to work on it is overkill?

Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:09 pm

All the bickering!!

Thu Feb 21, 2013 1:08 am

Fair enough

Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:55 pm

Holy sh!t nearly lost the licence in this last night. I left a traffic cop in a 330d wagon for dead from a roundabout on the way to the guildford meet.

Had a right dressing down and a lucky escape seeing as he said i was on camera doing over 70 in a 40

Told me it was my lucky night and i wouldn't be going to court to get banned as he had an emergency call to go to. phew. Didn't even have the boost turned up!

Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:07 pm

Simon13 wrote:Holy ********* nearly lost the licence in this last night. I left a traffic cop in a 330d wagon for dead from a roundabout on the way to the guildford meet.

Had a right dressing down and a lucky escape seeing as he said i was on camera doing over 70 in a 40 Told me it was my lucky night and i wouldn't be going to court to get banned as he had an emergency call to go to. phew. Didn't even have the boost turned up!

Let that be a lesson to you young man!

Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:47 pm

Simon13 wrote:Holy ********* nearly lost the licence in this last night. I left a traffic cop in a 330d wagon for dead from a roundabout on the way to the guildford meet.

Had a right dressing down and a lucky escape seeing as he said i was on camera doing over 70 in a 40 Told me it was my lucky night and i wouldn't be going to court to get banned as he had an emergency call to go to. phew. Didn't even have the boost turned up!

You're lucky you weren't in an E46 M3- you'd have been doing over 100 in a 40....you know how fast they are.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:43 pm

Andyboy wrote:
Simon13 wrote:Holy ********* nearly lost the licence in this last night. I left a traffic cop in a 330d wagon for dead from a roundabout on the way to the guildford meet.

Had a right dressing down and a lucky escape seeing as he said i was on camera doing over 70 in a 40 Told me it was my lucky night and i wouldn't be going to court to get banned as he had an emergency call to go to. phew. Didn't even have the boost turned up!
You're lucky you weren't in an E46 M3- you'd have been doing over 100 in a 40....you know how fast they are.

Wouldnt have been a problem though, not even a chopper could catch a 46 Mpower

Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:34 pm

anothere21323i wrote:
Simon13 wrote:Holy ********* nearly lost the licence in this last night. I left a traffic cop in a 330d wagon for dead from a roundabout on the way to the guildford meet.

Had a right dressing down and a lucky escape seeing as he said i was on camera doing over 70 in a 40 Told me it was my lucky night and i wouldn't be going to court to get banned as he had an emergency call to go to. phew. Didn't even have the boost turned up!
Let that be a lesson to you young man!

When you come over we can go out down the pirbright bends, possibly the best bit of tarmac this side of the ring! Difficult road if highly rewardling when done right!

Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:35 pm

Also the 40 in question there isn't a house/pedestrian in sight! i'm not that bad. I had the electric rear blind up so didn't notice the copper like one should

Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:18 pm

Simon13 wrote:I had the electric rear blind up so didn't notice the copper like one should

You executive.

Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:27 pm

Simon13 wrote:
anothere21323i wrote:
Simon13 wrote:Holy ********* nearly lost the licence in this last night. I left a traffic cop in a 330d wagon for dead from a roundabout on the way to the guildford meet.

Had a right dressing down and a lucky escape seeing as he said i was on camera doing over 70 in a 40 Told me it was my lucky night and i wouldn't be going to court to get banned as he had an emergency call to go to. phew. Didn't even have the boost turned up!
Let that be a lesson to you young man!
When you come over we can go out down the pirbright bends, possibly the best bit of tarmac this side of the ring! Difficult road if highly rewardling when done right!

I know that road well - look forward to reacquainting myself with it!

Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:31 pm

I did 80 in a 30 and the officer asked me if I was in a hurry to get somewhere, I kid you not

Sat Feb 23, 2013 9:38 am

This copper was p!ssed i could tell. I'm sure i won't be so lucky next time, needs some rear tyres too!

Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:13 pm

Simon13 wrote:This copper was p!ssed i could tell. I'm sure i won't be so lucky next time, needs some rear tyres too!

All the more reason to behave yourself! Tut tut.....

Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:23 pm

Last night was fun, that A24 eh, have you put the heat shield back on.

Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:14 pm

Yup, great night, slightly more chips than last time also which was good.

Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:42 pm

That must be a dream to drive

If i got my hands on that car i would rack the mileage up like no ones business because i'd refuse to get out of it, the only time i would be getting out is to refuel the beast. (which will probably happen quiet frequently as id imagine its a thirsty b1tch)

Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:08 pm

you would getting out of it alot then! As it likes a drink. Shes' picked up some battle damage saturday, got a cracked headlamp lense and a stonechip thats dented the bloody bonnet!

Mon Feb 25, 2013 5:20 pm

Simon13 wrote:you would getting out of it alot then! As it likes a drink. Shes' picked up some battle damage saturday, got a cracked headlamp lense and a stonechip thats dented the bloody bonnet!

Sod's law, sorry to hear that

Still, it could've been worse?

Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:45 pm

two nicely parked pinas and a dragger abandoned next to them! We all met up before heading onto the cobbam councilfest of people getting done for window tints, tax discs.

Best for me was a woman in a e30 saloon on burger kings who's tax disc proudly read 2009 on it! Doing us all well there

The police showed everyone how they waste taxpayer money by leaving all their cars running on idle wasting fuel for 20 mins at a time.

A nice chap in a tigger style onesie driving an e46 with a "be reem" sticker on the front bumper and "wel jel" on the rear. After all that was the record broken?! i think it wasn't myself

We did partly settle the m3 vs b10 argument..............

Mon Feb 25, 2013 6:46 pm

bi turbo is quicker

, i'll await a grrrrrrr on my phone!

Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:30 pm

retroboyo wrote:I did 80 in a 30 and the officer asked me if I was in a hurry to get somewhere, I kid you not

simon13 wrote:
Had a right dressing down and a lucky escape seeing as he said i was on camera doing over 70 in a 40 Told me it was my lucky night and i wouldn't be going to court to get banned as he had an emergency call to go to. phew. Didn't even have the boost turned up!

80 in a 30, 70 in a 40, you must be very proud

, any body doing that sort of speed in those sort of areas deserves to lose their license, and never be able to drive again.

Same goes to anybody else who thinks that clever too............

Very responsible.

Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:32 pm

anything else big guy?

Thing is it wasn't a brag, it was a confession of a lucky escape that makes you think. Wow i got away with that i need to slow down a bit. Obviously never happened to you? ha ha rubbish i expect. As stated if you new the road in question there isn't a house or pavement in site!

Its called being honest also............which you could learn? before you pass judgement. I should taken you out when at Jim's a few months ago, i bet you wouldn't of told me off hammering down the A3?! While i'm here i'll tell DanThe his test drive of the 540i was wholly irresponsible when he took me out in it?!

This whole thread has turned into a f**king joke, myself included. All politics, bullshit and pointless drivel. I thought today i wish we'd never bought the f**king thing. All i get is people passing their opinions all the time about what they think we should be doing with it. Everyone seems to have very strong views about this car?! why i don't know is it me? the car itself theres been just as many of cars of this ilk before owned by zoners that never turned out this way.

It was supposed to be like every other alpina i've had and shared on here bit fun and share the work, trials and tribulations

Where did it all go wrong.