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Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:28 am

Captain_Birdseye wrote:
verde wrote:I fear my M20B20 wont result in similar stories....
Me too... :( :D
Haha one day....one day wel get em
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:14 pm

Rolling down hill it's mighty fast though , eh!?
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:20 pm

bab-91 wrote:Life travels at a much slower ebb in the Dam....

Does it not Mr Saint :wink:
we just don't seem to have the same speed obsessed boy racer culture over here.
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:22 pm

no i had noticed that cloggy saint, regarding the boy racer culture, however the last time i was in amsterdam the bikes seemed to be moving at rather a rapid pace :)
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:38 pm

Crikey - a scary pace.
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:44 pm

Cloggy Saint wrote:
bab-91 wrote:Life travels at a much slower ebb in the Dam....

Does it not Mr Saint :wink:
we just don't seem to have the same speed obsessed boy racer culture over here.
Speed is over rated, sideways is better
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 1:08 pm

Lol, ITT: People call youngsters 'Chavs' for trying to race. Then they race as well. Lol.
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:14 pm

Cloggy Saint wrote:
bab-91 wrote:Life travels at a much slower ebb in the Dam....

Does it not Mr Saint :wink:
we just don't seem to have the same speed obsessed boy racer culture over here.
This is no fun if I have to tell you this was a jab about everyone in Holland being a stoned hippy!

Crass generalisations on demand :wink:
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:22 pm

bab-91 wrote:
Cloggy Saint wrote:
bab-91 wrote:Life travels at a much slower ebb in the Dam....

Does it not Mr Saint :wink:
we just don't seem to have the same speed obsessed boy racer culture over here.
This is no fun if I have to tell you this was a jab about everyone in Holland being a stoned hippy!

Crass generalisations on demand :wink:
I saw the Tumble weed, Bab!! :D
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:23 pm

Gert_8 wrote:
bab-91 wrote:
Cloggy Saint wrote: we just don't seem to have the same speed obsessed boy racer culture over here.
This is no fun if I have to tell you this was a jab about everyone in Holland being a stoned hippy!

Crass generalisations on demand :wink:
I saw the Tumble weed, Bab!! :D
I saw the picture of you, Gert. :D
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:25 pm

^^ yes, and you want some, right?! :wink:
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:26 pm

Gert_8 wrote:^^ yes, and you want some, right?! :wink:
Absolutely, although I don't do anything that makes my eyes water.
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:28 pm

bab-91 wrote:
Gert_8 wrote:^^ yes, and you want some, right?! :wink:
Absolutely, although I don't do anything that makes my eyes water.
Not even for an extra sixpence?! :D
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:30 pm

Gert_8 wrote:
bab-91 wrote:
Gert_8 wrote:^^ yes, and you want some, right?! :wink:
Absolutely, although I don't do anything that makes my eyes water.
Not even for an extra sixpence?! :D
Well.... as long as a sixpense isn't the name of your tag team 8O
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:32 pm

Hahaha :D :D No rest assured. I'll be gentle...
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 8:20 pm

Cloggy Saint wrote:Thing is though, by "racing" them you're being dragged down to their level. If you want the moral high ground then just pull away slowly and laugh as they disappear in a cloud of dust "racing" against themselves.
I normally take this approach, but it was 11pm at night and I felt like giving the m30 a good boot on the dockroad anyway.. it just had new injectors, plugs and a valve adjust an was just begging me to open the taps. The chavs just gave me more of a reason to so. :)
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:49 pm

mcbonio wrote:
Cloggy Saint wrote:Thing is though, by "racing" them you're being dragged down to their level. If you want the moral high ground then just pull away slowly and laugh as they disappear in a cloud of dust "racing" against themselves.
I normally take this approach, but it was 11pm at night and I felt like giving the m30 a good boot on the dockroad anyway.. it just had new injectors, plugs and a valve adjust an was just begging me to open the taps. The chavs just gave me more of a reason to so. :)
I did the same with a MK IV Golf that I followed right across town. He'd blip it an any given opprtunity and race away, but not get anywhere. Hit a dual carriageway coming off a roundabout and smoked the fool.
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:00 pm

I allways get fools tailgating me and asking for it, most of the time im tryna do eco driving!
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Tue Feb 05, 2013 10:03 pm

A couple of years ago i had some youths laughing at my E28 at the lights in Chichester, i just got out and smacked the passenger in the side of the head.
Why risk your life racing? :D
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spook wrote:A couple of years ago i had some youths laughing at my E28 at the lights in Chichester, i just got out and smacked the passenger in the side of the head.
Why risk your life racing? :D
:rolling:
These are sensations as hard to forget as they are to ignore.....
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:24 am

spook wrote:A couple of years ago i had some youths laughing at my E28 at the lights in Chichester, i just got out and smacked the passenger in the side of the head.
Why risk your life racing? :D
I bet she didn't like that, one bit!! :D
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:10 pm

Gert_8 wrote:
spook wrote:A couple of years ago i had some youths laughing at my E28 at the lights in Chichester, i just got out and smacked the passenger in the side of the head.
Why risk your life racing? :D
I bet she didn't like that, one bit!! :D
She was 59 and one day from retirement :cry:
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bab-91 wrote:
Gert_8 wrote:
spook wrote:A couple of years ago i had some youths laughing at my E28 at the lights in Chichester, i just got out and smacked the passenger in the side of the head.
Why risk your life racing? :D
I bet she didn't like that, one bit!! :D
She was 59 and one day from retirement :cry:
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:chuckle: I like this forum already
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Gert_8 wrote:
spook wrote:A couple of years ago i had some youths laughing at my E28 at the lights in Chichester, i just got out and smacked the passenger in the side of the head.
Why risk your life racing? :D
I bet she didn't like that, one bit!! :D

Being blind she didnt see it coming. :D
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:34 pm

And being disabled she couldn't fight back.... :roll:
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Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:36 pm

& spook suffers from fecal incontinence, she was a right mess
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spook wrote:A couple of years ago i had some youths laughing at my E28 at the lights in Chichester, i just got out and smacked the passenger in the side of the head.
Why risk your life racing? :D
Did this really happen? what happened after? full blown punch up...
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