Chav animals....

[mcbonio]

At the lights on the Liverpool dock road 10 mins ago when these 2 animals in a mk5 golf gtd pull up and start giving me a whole load of abuse and laughing at my moredoor, asking if I wanted to race my grandads car... Not being able to back down to these primates, I unleashed the m30b35 on amber, the look of shock and awe struck their simple faces as I sent them back to the stone age.

I slowed down and began driving like a civilized person does when they try to over take me on the opposite side of the road! So I floored it keeping them at my side, they had to slow down and tuck in behind me. By now one of them had his entire torso hanging out of the window like an enraged baboon at knowsley safari park. They then tried to beat me on the second set of lights, trying to get the jump on me no less. Not being able to back down to these Neanderthals, I spooled up the m30 again and thoroughly schooled their primitive minds.

Not being able to accept defet and his alpha status wounded, they fly past again lobbing a half bottle of iron bru at my window and sticking two fingers up at me. Animals.

[snakebrain]

I hope you got the E30 safely moored at the end of it all...

[mcbonio]

Yeah had to wipe off the sticky mess first, she's in the garage now.

[snakebrain]

Well, as long as she's safely anchored for the night..

[Green]

You really rattled the apes by showing them up in front of all the sea side gash, I'm sure they'll be throwing sh*t at eachother all night to compensate for the lack of words after being smashed by a modest 80's family saloon... Hopefully they'll result to primal instinct and drive that golf up a tree for the night.


The whole Irn Bru just adds to the sweet victory

[bab-91]

You will be sore tomorrow after shoveling all that coal

[mcbonio]

Yes or park it in a bus shelter, sideways. The iron bru was a last ditch attempt at salvaging their pride.

Yes snakebrain I've heard that one, :p the m30 may be a big lump but it pulls like fook!

[snakebrain]

I was looking forward to a whole day of nautical themed entertainment, while you remained sweetly oblivious throughout obviously.

Now that you've spoiled my fun, any pics of the 'shock and awe' on these gents faces?

[verde]

See the irn bru as a reward or trophy. Moore the beast then you get the treat of licking the irn bru off the windows

[mcbonio]

I did think it was piss at first, at was all orange.! I didn't get any photos mid-schooling, plus chavs are like downsyndrome people, you seen one you've seen 'em all.

[Morat]

Yeah had to wipe off the sticky mess first, she's in the garage now.

Normal procedure, surely?

[polsta]

good stuff grandad

[mcbonio]

Haha, someone has got to school these idiots.

[Speedtouch]

Well, good on you for disciplining these apaths.

[Rancid]

Order has been restored.

[JF008]

Good for you, hard to remain civilized in those situations ! Is it your present car in your avatar? Nice color!!

[magpie]

i love it when shit like this happens to me , come munch my bumper dubcocks! .......

[G-Bear]

Good work. Story made me smile.

[verde]

I fear my M20B20 wont result in similar stories....

[mcbonio]

Yeah, my car is the avatar. Nice colour when all polished up!

Funny part was their faces as my m30 screamed past them the first time and they had realized all was not as it seems, it was like showing a primate fire for the first time.

[FinalD]

I fear my M20B20 wont result in similar stories....

I think it will, only you'll be the Golf from this story.

[Rich320I]

just choose weaker victims verde, micras milk floats etc

[mcbonio]

[mcbonio]

Only similarities between mine and one of your encounters in your 320 verde will be the fuel consumption.... lol

[Captain_Birdseye]

I fear my M20B20 wont result in similar stories....

Me too...

[faze30]

you definately showed them who's BOSS. lol.

[Cloggy Saint]

I was looking forward to a thread about monkeys wearing burberry etc

[FinalD]

Awww...here you go (kind of)...

[Cloggy Saint]

Thanks, that's much more entertaining!

[snakebrain]

It was a bit Daily Mail in tone to say the least. Strip out the cars and it's like some old woman grumbling about young people today..

[jamlid]

chavs are like downsyndrome people, you seen one you've seen 'em all.

Only concern now is if they ever spot your grandad-wagon parked up.. It might not just be the orange stuff they throw at it!

[Lurch320i]

Its exactly the same on this side of the water.17year old lads in saxos and corsas trying to take on cars they have no hope on.

Ive had a few encounters with people like this


good to teach them a lesson though. E30 1 : chavs 0

[Cloggy Saint]

Thing is though, by "racing" them you're being dragged down to their level. If you want the moral high ground then just pull away slowly and laugh as they disappear in a cloud of dust "racing" against themselves.

[snakebrain]

Yep.

[bab-91]

Life travels at a much slower ebb in the Dam....

Does it not Mr Saint