Pacerpete last seen.....

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:46 am

Must be good if its "Shocking", Even by pete's standards....

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:47 am

Magazine collection ?

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:50 am

i going for the Larger boot lid tool kit AND the inside boot lid cover.........

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 10:28 am

I'm going with a really awful repair to some rear end crash damage, or he'd be flogging that on in one piece with a hefty premium.

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:52 am

After a busy weekend liasing with the BBC and top lawyers, I can finally now reveal the contents of the boot of my latest purchase !

When I collected the car, the boot lock was jammed, obviously I had more pressing fanbelt related problems , so the boot could wait. I got it open Friday afternoon and this was the shocking sight that greeted me !

It is common knowledge that convertible owners are sick twisted foookers with OCD and an unhealthy interest in depraved unnatural sex acts involving themselves, animals, assorted farm/ kitchen implements and minors !

The presence of a carefully rolled up factory vinyl rear screen protector is a sure sign of a major league wrong'un .

My hunch was right, I had stumbled upon a major crime scene in the making. If you are not of strong constitution, I suggest you turn away, the following images are truly depraved

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:55 am

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:58 am

That is simply sick. SICK, I tell you!..

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:58 am

pete you really are one sick fooker

we salute you sir

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:00 pm

What's in the ornate tin - or is that a tissue box cover.?

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:00 pm

Gert_8 wrote:That is simply sick. SICK, I tell you!..

Thanks for the 'rape kit' I will get it sent back to you asap

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:05 pm

pacerpete wrote:
Gert_8 wrote:That is simply sick. SICK, I tell you!..

Thanks for the 'rape kit' I will get it sent back to you asap

Don't forget to use the latex gloves, like I showed you, Pete!

It took a long time to clean up that torch handle after it had been up Rav!

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:12 pm

Gert_8 wrote:
pacerpete wrote:
Gert_8 wrote:That is simply sick. SICK, I tell you!..

Thanks for the 'rape kit' I will get it sent back to you asap
Don't forget to use the latex gloves, like I showed you, Pete!

It took a long time to clean up that torch handle after it had been up Rav!

I was suprised how clean the torch was, though if it was last used on Rav, it probably did not touch the sides

PS the contents of the tasteful tissue box are Werthers originals, the original 'paedo pellet' in assorted flavours

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:19 pm

Gert_8 wrote:
pacerpete wrote:
Gert_8 wrote:That is simply sick. SICK, I tell you!..

Thanks for the 'rape kit' I will get it sent back to you asap
Don't forget to use the latex gloves, like I showed you, Pete!

It took a long time to clean up that torch handle after it had been up Rav!

Ah, you know Rav well - I inserted it sideways so that only the light end and battery cover end could possibly touch -this also allowed me to retain a strong grip on it....!

The pink marigold was a great help..

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:35 pm

There are few things that I "LOL" at, but this is certainly one.

How many chamois' "Tenna Mans" does Rav need now to prevent leakage Pete? The leather, not the imp derivative.

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 12:40 pm

diable wrote:
Gert_8 wrote:
Gert_8 wrote: Don't forget to use the latex gloves, like I showed you, Pete!

It took a long time to clean up that torch handle after it had been up Rav!
Ah, you know Rav well - I inserted it sideways so that only the light end and battery cover end could possibly touch -this also allowed me to retain a strong grip on it....!

The pink marigold was a great help..

Filled with glue and inhailed to get you and Rav in the "mood"?

Are you still brooding about not being invited!.. Suck it up, and deal with it -like Rav did...

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:05 pm

diable wrote:I live in London so am "entertained" in other ways and don't live in the arse end of nowhere and have to get my jollies with the pretence of helping the aged a rubber marigold and a torch

Yes, I've heard all about your activities on Hampstead Heath of an evening...!

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:09 pm

So much "Rav" love on here

YOU DIRTY PEADO B4574RDS

Gert, tell the truth, it was Peado Pete that shoved it up you hole

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:10 pm

If you want the TRUTH Rav, all the items displayed were extracted from Diable's rectum...

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:14 pm

Rav335uk wrote:So much "Rav" love on here

YOU DIRTY PEADO B4574RDS

Gert, tell the truth, it was Peado Pete that shoved it up you hole

face the truth rav, you've pulled

mind you just becareful as gert is a bouyo from the valley's so whatch out for the wellies & white sheepskin coat

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:34 pm

OY! Too much pish taking on here!

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:38 pm

Epic Paedo kit you have there Pete, does the maglight still power up ? if so you have scored big time,

tell me.. what would one use a hand mixer for ?

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:41 pm

So a detailing kit and cooking kit ?

I thought was a ex top gear car for a second

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 1:57 pm

e30topless wrote:Epic Paedo kit you have there Pete, does the maglight still power up ? if so you have scored big time,

tell me.. what would one use a hand mixer for ?

I assumed it was a Tech 1 restoration tool for mixing up some sills/floors/bulkhead etc , though I do believe convertible owners have other uses for such a device !

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 2:57 pm

diable wrote:
e30topless wrote:

tell me.. what would one use a hand mixer for ?
Cutting large quantaties of coke with parcetamol, white flour and rat poison.....

U would know diable

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:02 pm

pony wrote:
diable wrote:
e30topless wrote:

tell me.. what would one use a hand mixer for ?
Cutting large quantaties of coke with parcetamol, white flour and rat poison.....
U would know diable

The only cutting Diable's done, Pony, is cutting himself! He couldn't talk about it for ages and had to show us, using a boy doll, where uncle pete had touched him...!

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:05 pm

Lol lol lol lol

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:05 pm

Lol lol lol lol

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:15 pm

All of you gaylord convertible types should get a room * My 'rape kit' is available for hire / sale and subject to advance booking , Kos could film all the action

* High Wycombe Travel lodge £19 if booked in advance . An ideal opportunity to get some rimz refurbed while you are at 'it'

Post Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:17 pm

pacerpete wrote:All of you gaylord convertible types should get a room * My 'rape kit' is available for hire / sale and subject to advance booking , Kos could help out with all the action

* High Wycombe Travel lodge £19 if booked in advance . An ideal opportunity to get some rimz refurbed while you are at 'it'

EFA