How to make your car look like £500

[Blitz]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-330-CI-M- ... 43b49bb0f9

[maxfield]

I've seen a Matt black E46 this week. Was a council type driving

[suchy]

That looks so bloody awful. Why do that?!!? Looked lovely in gloss black. Utter c*ck owner I'll presume

[pacerpete]

MMMM, 80 mm drop on Jamex coilovers, I could safely say it will drive even worse than it looks !

[Speedtouch]

The car has been 'mattified' www.mattify.co.uk

The councilness can be peeled off!

[Quaser]

its the same car as on the website

[jas025]

At least if you don't like the effect you can remove the dip - ebay ad says "the matt dip can peel off with a bit of effort like rubber/vinyl if required, leaving gleaming sapphire black as in other pictures"

Checking out the blog on mattify they give away a little too much!

http://www.mattify.us/blog/

"It was a learning curve vehicle and actually ended up with a perfect finish! ”¦ It was matt black on gloss black paint work with carbon fibre vinyl roof. The paint work before was quite bad with scratches and rust bubbles, but after a bit of sanding and rust treatment, and the spray dip, it looks better than new!!"

So you can remove the dip and find the rusty sanded down bits that they've bodged over as well as the scratched paintwork.

[pony]

Looks rubbish

The Matt paintwork looks rubbish

When a original 330Ci Coupe SE / Sport pulls up which looks so much better .... The chav owner prob thinks his car looks good

When a real M3 pulls up these guys won't make eye contact

These r the toasters that give BMW a bad name the toasters that modify their motors to chav appeal unless they r just going drifting or as cheap track car .... I can just about tolerate that

[pony]

Looks rubbish

The Matt paintwork looks rubbish

When a original 330Ci Coupe SE / Sport pulls up which looks so much better .... The chav owner prob thinks his car looks good

When a real M3 pulls up these guys won't make eye contact

These r the toasters that give BMW a bad name the toasters that modify their motors to chav appeal unless they r just going drifting or as cheap track car .... I can just about tolerate that

[pukar]

what do you recon his favourite colour is?

must be owned by a white dude that wanted to stand out

[B7]

Here is my stunning Matt black BMW 330ci Genuine M sport.

I've got news for you Pal...............

[steve_k]

I've seen a Matt black E46 this week. Was a council type driving

rolling on shyte looking black "M" contours? With pitted chrome work & about half. An inch off the floor?

seen one like that round my way.

but the car in the ad?? Thats just crap, why oh why??

[George]

Looks awesome*












*post may contain sarcasm

[Tan91]

The car has been 'mattified' www.mattify.co.uk

The councilness can be peeled off!

The Chav Prayer

Our Father, Who are in prison
Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBO's as we happy slap those
who give evidence
Against us
And lead us no into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the chavdome
The Burberry and Blackberry
For ever and ever
Innit.

[jaymos]

I would actually buy that.




































then crush it.

[Duke137]

The Chav Prayer

Our Father, Who are in prison
Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBO's as we happy slap those
who give evidence
Against us
And lead us no into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the chavdome
The Burberry and Blackberry
For ever and ever
Innit.

[Tan91]

The Chav Prayer

Our Father, Who are in prison
Mother knows not his name.
Thy chavdom come, thy shoplifting be done, in JJB
Give us this day our welfare bread
And forgive us our ASBO's as we happy slap those
who give evidence
Against us
And lead us no into employment
But deliver us free housing
For thine is the chavdome
The Burberry and Blackberry
For ever and ever
Innit.

My mate messaged it to me a while back though since this was the theme would be funny lol

[retroboyo]

Must take some balls to completely screw up a car like that

[steve_k]

Must take some balls to completely screw up a car like that

just a shame there's to many folk out there willing to do it

[retroboyo]

Must take some balls to completely screw up a car like that

just a shame there's to many folk out there willing to do it

Unfortunately common sense isnt that common

[PaddyEnglish]

Lets take something positive from these chavmobile shitters. At least they make our cars look good.

[retroboyo]

"proper matt black not a cheap satin Matt black like Vinyl"

the mind boggles

[steve_k]

Lets take something positive from these chavmobile shitters. At least they make our cars look good.

well there is that I s'pose

[dave525]

"the front tyres will need replacing for next mot,12 months away" thats all right then

[retroboyo]

"the front tyres will need replacing for next mot,12 months away" thats all right then

There's an assumption there, that you would want to put any wear on those tyres by driving that piece of **** on a public road, or anywhere for that matter