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Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:47 pm

as they say, charity starts at home

this is where bummingfest show money goes, on creating abortions like this

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Does this chappie run a car dealership in Chertsey?
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:55 pm

how did he make the paint look so shite? 8O
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 12:56 pm

Whose is it ?
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e30topless said : Proper BMW's have 4 headlights, last of the run was the E30 and E34/E32 anything after that is just complete shite
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:11 pm

gareth wrote:Does this chappie run a car dealership in Chertsey?
not that i know about
Nobby_N wrote:how did he make the paint look so shite? 8O
he had help from david blunket ?

capri_rob wrote:Whose is it ?
ever heard of the bimmerflex show ? its his
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:18 pm

I just saw stretched tyres on borbet rimzz and didnt even need to click on the links :snigger:
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e30topless said : Proper BMW's have 4 headlights, last of the run was the E30 and E34/E32 anything after that is just complete shite
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:24 pm

I'm going to admit i quite like the dark blue marble on that, the shape of the e30 takes well to dark/royal blues.
Cant say i'm a fan of it paired with mat grills and trim and matt black tech 2 though.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:27 pm

Kos wrote:
gareth wrote:Does this chappie run a car dealership in Chertsey?
not that i know about

Ah well. I just remember talking to a chap at a dealership when i bought my girlies E36 compact and he seemed to be pretty involved with bimmerflex and tried to get me to p/x my E30 :eek:
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:34 pm

It's like he's entered a Fail Competition, determined to win. The colour coded toolkit :roll: .
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 1:59 pm

the tools should have been hung on wire to paint,who wants colour coded tools though :?

he should have used the paint on the fookin kit innit !
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:47 pm

It's the air filter that cracks me up lol :D
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:10 pm

The bonnet does it for me, the guy who did must be a true craftsman.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:14 pm

Thats someone with no taste. It says 1960 in his youtube user. I'm assuming thats his DOB.
Someone that age driving that is not a good look.
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:18 pm

my honest opinion. its horendous as for the ride height is it a 4x4 edition.
has it got enough power to spin em up at burger king it looks like it is 2 cylinders short of an engine :roll:
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:25 pm

oh my gosh the only good thing on that motor is the borbets whole cabbie wrecked heck
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 3:57 pm

the door mirror... rear speaker covers... tools... :chuckle:
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:17 pm

WTF...first the car is white with a black kit, then the car is white with a blue kit. Then he does a reversal painting the car blue and the kit black again....this guy is a joke :mad:
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 4:26 pm

^^^^ forza sig ftw lol
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 6:13 pm

His e36 and e46 are equally shocking
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It must be Rav no?
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:06 pm

Dezzy wrote:It must be Rav no?
Dezzy you W A N K 3 R
I own the one and only Blue cab, not that Stevie Wonder jobbie. :D
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:13 pm

It's gangster innit with 4x4 suspension :roll: :mad:
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:14 pm

Each to thier own but F**K me this is bad just want to burn it to get rid of the halfords TAT !!!
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:20 pm

I love the way the side pods are lined up perfectly. As you say kos. A total abortion! And one of the reasons i don't bother with Bimmerflex anymore.
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Dezzy wrote:It must be Rav no?
Dezzy you W A N K 3 R
I own the one and only Blue cab, not that Stevie Wonder jobbie. :D
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:52 pm

Doing this kind of modz is one thing but at least do them properly!

What kind of f*cking retard paints a tech 2 kit whilst its fitted the car?!
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Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:54 pm

check out the attention to detail :D

even a complete knob can remove the Ariel rather than mask it up !!
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Yes lol
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Has anyone heard of AL tuning?
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 8:25 am

Mmmmm. Doesn't grey go well with Phoenix gold? :eek:

WTF is wrong with that tarts legs in pic 8? And get you're roots done FFS woman!!!
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WTF is wrong with that tarts legs in pic 8?
her knees are too close together?

also note the dinstinct lack of M3 badges, so it's "not an M3 copy" :screwy:
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Its "Rare" & a "One Off", so its got to worth loads of Money
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Sun Apr 01, 2012 9:34 am

A piss-yellow molested turd. Just the thing for a drug-dealing bruv ratboi

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e30topless said : Proper BMW's have 4 headlights, last of the run was the E30 and E34/E32 anything after that is just complete shite
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capri_rob wrote:A pee pee-yellow molested turd. Just the thing for a drug-dealing bruv ratboi
but those zoners can't afford it Rob innit :teehee:
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