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Without getting into hair splitting (evo this, evo that, Alpina this etc.), and ignoring bodyshells, this my Top Trumps:

M3
Alpina
318is
325i
323i
320i
318i (M40)
318i (other)
316i
316
All autos
Anything council
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:49 pm

It wouldn't be a Friday night without BEERBOY123.
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:50 pm

surely the 318is should be top ? and 325i sport before 325i , and the se model ? 320is ? m3 evo above m3 ? , plus a facelift and pre facelift version of the cars , with "age" being a score ?

although a top trump game would be funny, where would "mpg" fit in ? a 316 beating the m3 :)
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:51 pm

Christ!
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:58 pm

Lack of moordoors.

"Top trumps; Number of doors: 4!"

"ahhh crap i only have 2"

..................."wait who wins?"
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:02 pm

how about estates ? i mean tourings :D
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:06 pm

polsta wrote:how about estates ? i mean tourings :D
Alot of e30 tourings are found on "estates" :D
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:20 pm

BABY M3!!!
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:39 pm

i dont see any questions. is there a point to this thread?
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:42 pm

fuzzy wrote:i dont see any questions. is there a point to this thread?
Jesus! Of course there isn't!

Get a grip...
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:44 pm

Ok beerboy123

Where would an Automatic Alpina c2 2.7 fit amongst your list :mad:
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:47 pm

Alex wrote:Ok beerboy123

Where would an Automatic Alpina c2 2.7 fit amongst your list :mad:
Just below a 318is but above an auto 325i.
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:47 pm

318is on top of a 325i?

Oh dear me :eek:
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:49 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote:
Alex wrote:Ok beerboy123

Where would an Automatic Alpina c2 2.7 fit amongst your list :mad:
Just below a 318is but above an auto 325i.
Oh Dear, you need to get a life :mad:
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:50 pm

Think outside the box people.
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:52 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote:Think outside the box people.
about time you got out of the box i think :D
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:55 pm

Ill guess the 318is is above the 325 is because its had a engine conversion
m52 maybe ?
I think it should be further down the list ?
Below the 320 4 door
Number of cylinders and doors etc
Loses on both counts :wink:
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:59 pm

Alex wrote:
BEERBOY123 wrote:Think outside the box people.
about time you got out of the box i think :D
That makes no sense as a comeback. Sort of thing my mum might have said to me when I was six.
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:06 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote:
Alex wrote:
BEERBOY123 wrote:Think outside the box people.
about time you got out of the box i think :D
That makes no sense as a comeback. Sort of thing my mum might have said to me when I was six.
Mums know best :D
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:08 pm

diable wrote:I think the OP should be called STAYOFTHEBEERBOY123
Oh the irony! I don't even drink.

I think most of Zoners should be called
ICANTSEEANYMERITINANYTHINGEXCEPTA325
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:12 pm

most zoners cannot see the point of owning anything other than a 325i as most have other daily cars which i'am sure will be alot faster, Such as a run of the mill modern 2.0 derv chariot :)
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:13 pm

Alex wrote:most zoners cannot see the point of owning anything other than a 325i as most have other daily cars which i'am sure will be alot faster, Such as a run of the mill modern 2.0 derv chariot :)
Do what?
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:15 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote:Without getting into hair splitting (evo this, evo that, Alpina this etc.), and ignoring bodyshells, this my Top Trumps:

CR24v :cool:
M3
Alpina
318is
325i
323i
320i
318i (M40)
318i (other)
316i
316
All autos
Anything council
Corrected :wink:
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:15 pm

I own the mighty M40 touring 8)
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:16 pm

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Is it Summer yet :?:
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:19 pm

BEERBOY123 wrote: Oh the irony! I don't even drink.
So should you be called shandyboy ?
I remember last week , Parents went out and you went wild
Another night without the adults huh
Hand shandys one after the other
If your gonna wank over pics of a i.s.
Ffs hide your sticky tissues
Your mum thought you had flu .... We know different :eek:
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:23 pm

DanThe wrote:
BEERBOY123 wrote:Without getting into hair splitting (evo this, evo that, Alpina this etc.), and ignoring bodyshells, this my Top Trumps:

CR24v :cool:
M3
Alpina
325ix
325i
323i
324td
320i
318i (M40)
318i (other)
316i
316
324d
All autos
Anything council
Rav and M30 Brigade
318is
Corrected :wink:
:D
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:25 pm

"CR24V" shouldn't even make the list as techinally it's not really an E30 any more.
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:25 pm

fuzzy wrote:i dont see any questions. is there a point to this thread?
no fuzzy, THAT is the point. it's called an argument inciter

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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:30 pm

Alex wrote:
DanThe wrote:
BEERBOY123 wrote:Without getting into hair splitting (evo this, evo that, Alpina this etc.), and ignoring bodyshells, this my Top Trumps:

M30 :cool:
M3
Alpina
325ix
325i
323i
324td
320i
318i (M40)
318i (other)
316i
316
324d
All autos
Anything council (CR24V)
318is
Corrected :wink:
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CR24v??? Where's it all gone?? LOL
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:31 pm

Rav335uk wrote:
Alex wrote:
DanThe wrote: Corrected :wink:
:D
Was just making sure you were awake :D
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:33 pm

Alex wrote:
Rav335uk wrote:
Alex wrote: :D
Was just making sure you were awake :D
How can you tell? :wink:
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:33 pm

Hartge h36 not on the list then?
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Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:37 pm

gooner1 wrote:
Alex wrote:
Rav335uk wrote:
Was just making sure you were awake :D
How can you tell? :wink:
He removed Rav, and m30 brigade :D

I recon he has a text message service to his phone if the word M30 comes up on the zone :D
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