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Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:44 pm

Silly question,has anybody met him?
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Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:52 pm

Some say he has antifreeze for blood and his genitals are made from BMW surplus parts. winkeye
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Some say he invented Nikasil
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 2:19 am

Some say he takes on many forms...mostly E30 Tourings
'83 Bronzit 323i (mmmm, chrome)
'74 Polaris 2002 (mmmm, retro)
'89 Delphin 535i (mmmm, waft waft)
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:56 am

hes a legend i know that much , top top zoner and a fountain of e30 knowlege
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:59 am

yes, he does exist, ah
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Get a f* grip,we are talking about 20+yr.old sub £10k cars here,NOT the crown jewels!
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:15 am

Although some have met the fleshly imposter that calls himself Brian Moore (sic) the real BrianMooore is infact an early experiment into Artificial Intelligence made by Liverpool University Comp Sci department from a stack of service manuals and the Real OEM database.

It became self aware on August 29th 1997 and has been collecting E30 Tourings ever since.
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:45 am

:chuckle:

He does exists! I have met him, but I didnt get photo evidence! :cry: I panic'd! Didnt think to get a picture.
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:46 am

Morat wrote:Although some have met the fleshly imposter that calls himself Brian Moore (sic) the real BrianMooore is infact an early experiment into Artificial Intelligence made by Liverpool University Comp Sci department from a stack of service manuals and the Real OEM database.

It became self aware on August 29th 1997 and has been collecting E30 Tourings ever since.
Come off it Miles, if some scousers managed to put such a specimen together, surely it would have been programmed to commit giro fraud
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:04 am

Gotta pay for all those tourings somehow ;)
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:05 am

He is real and lives in a cage with Kos and Ratch ! :)
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:06 am

In Malc's rapement? :)
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 10:12 am

Some say he was the mysterious man who interfered with the Amir Khan boxing match score-cards, in addition to other mysterious cases of jury-rigging:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/06012012/ ... d-man.html
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:32 am

the man who's already diagnosed your technical fault without you even saying 2 words and already knows the best solution before you've finished your sentence.
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SOME SAY HE MAYBE THE STIG :eek:
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domkolo wrote:the man who's already diagnosed your technical fault without you even saying 2 words and already knows the best solution before you've finished your sentence.
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Brian was found abandoned by a pack of wild E30s and raised amongst them as one of their own.
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Cloggy Saint wrote:Brian was found abandoned by a pack of wild E30s and raised amongst them as one of their own.
:D

Very good.
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 3:00 pm

Some say he has webbed feet....
Others say that he cannot swim...
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Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:01 pm

Some say he grows his own.....fuel. :mad:
1990 325i Cab auto in Alpine White II
1988 Alpina C2.5 moredoor in Black, 71k
1990 325ix, moredoor auto in Laser Blue. 51k
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gotta be with that name
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the last i heard from him, he was at the football:

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although rumours do persist that he has now semi-retired and is making guitars in his workshop:

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Sat Jan 07, 2012 7:34 pm

Chuck Norris once had to ask him for help with his E30
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:41 pm

Even a Porsche-driving loon on the autobahn couldn't put Brian Moooore off track to his historic visit to the BMW factory in search of yet more E30 data to regale us with.
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:46 pm

Some say he lives in a ECU, some say he IS the ECU.

I say he's helped me out many a time and never been wrong.

Thanks Brian. :D
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Sat Jan 07, 2012 9:57 pm

He's not the Messiah... but he's not far off
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BEERBOY123 wrote:He's not the Messiah...he's a very clever boy..
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Sun Jan 08, 2012 2:37 pm

some say he has very good knowledge of the peugeot 106 and very few photos actually exists because few cameras are powerful enough to catch his excellence
Brian Moore's son inlaw
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He bought my cabby off me last year!!!
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Sun Jan 08, 2012 3:09 pm

He is a stable minded and highly intellectual creature. Sent to the modern world on a mercy mission by King Tut Tut At Nonoem, he posseses a wealth of knowledge deemed unprecendented by experts.
Only two things are known to unsettle his being,

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When he is exposed to these forces combined, he is said to slowly and noisily reduce to a swarfega-like substance, and the only way to remedy this is by switching him off, then switching him back on again.

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