It's not rust it's orange staining!

[nickso]

The rest of the car is so tidy I am willing to believe him.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-318i-Ex-s ... 3a6d6cc855

[nickso]

ooops, wrong section, was meant for the pub.

[suchy]

I've just vomitted into my own lap...

[Andy325i]

Orange staining? Must remeber that!

[pacerpete]

The John Clark history and Cat C had me running already, then I seen it !

The really sad thing is that the deluded fool has fathered a pup, genes like his shouldn't be passed on !

[mattycoops43]

That is the shittest car i have seen in months. The kind of thing that makes me spill my coffee when it pulls into macdonalds carpark to impress the 13yr old girls.

Why DO people put M badges on 1.8 cars? I wouldn't put one on my 325, because it ISN'T one!

[no2lurch]

the orange isnt rust, but the scabs are!!!

[capri_rob]

I've parked better looking turds in our bog after a curry.

[Cypriotgeeza]

haha orange staining! why would you take pics of your car A. in the dark B.after it has rained and still has dirt on it

What a clueless guy!

[mrb27]

any1 know the best method of cleaning puke off a keyboard?
so many whys???
but why?? lol

epic fail....

[HairyScreech]

wonder what the rear arch extensions hide.

[mattycoops43]

haha orange staining! why would you take pics of your car A. in the dark B.after it has rained and still has dirt on it

What a clueless guy!

I would, if I wanted to hide damage or 'orange staining'.

[Andyboy]

Christ, look at the rust coming through that top mount!

£150 for the bits, the rest across the scales.

[BATTS91]

INSURANCE VALUE OF 4K this guys on summin here whatever it is it must be great coz he has no fricking clue !

[Dezzy]

Tasteful motor that is. Wish i'd seen this earlier

[Duke137]

Cat C
Incorrect mileage on clocks (but he has noted the correct 160k )
Looks a bag of sh1t
Plenty of rust and hidden rot

Then he slaps a £4k (approx) reserve on it

Then at the end he writes

I would recommend viewing as this is a special one off. Don't miss out
as this won't be relisted if it fails to meet my reserve. Sorry for genuine bidders but I have had a lot of timewasters in
the past.

What a retard.

[BEERBOY123]

What a charming car. If only I had the readies.

[lyricalnut02]

pile of crap.

[fuzzy]

if its orange staining and not rust i wonder where the orange comes from.

[retroboyo]

pile of crap.

Tell it like it is

[BEERBOY123]

Perhaps he ate a rusty orange under there and spilt some of it. And then couldn't be arsed to clean it off when he wanted to sell it. Perhaps he's spent all his money on on stupid headlights and couldn't afford some T-Cut.

[adit]

INSURANCE VALUE OF 4K

that's the best reason for having it "stolen" since Shergar