Kill Stevies Car Evening - Friday12th August - How?

[BigBavarian]

Right, Floppy's hair washing fetish has distracted him somewhat from the original idea so will kick start it here again.

Destruction will take place on friday 12th August, BBQ from 6pm, destruction from 8pm.

How would you the zoners like to see this car killed?

Tools on hand are;

1) A concrete loading ramp approx 4ft high with 300yd clear run up and landing points

2) A 318i Touring

3) A 330i Touring auto (another zone wrong car)

4) A N plate fiesta 'Can' - the worst car i have ever owned and driven

5) Sledge hammers etc

6) Drivers - Floppy, Dan320is

Ideas as to how you the paying public would like to see the thing killed.

Please bear in mind that we really don't want to kill anybody, would like to avoid fire brigade and other emergency services intervention and have to realistically carry out the suggestions!

Let your over active imaginations run wild(ish)!

[bigredbmw]

my m8 killed a corsa a few weeks ago with his jimny lol

[magpie]

1) A concrete loading ramp approx 4ft high with 300yd clear run up and landing points

then all of the other options

[Topblag]

Can I sugggest that you cut it in two with a gas axe or a big f*ck off grinder, tie each part to the back of any other disposable vehicles with a reasonably long rope and play ground conkers with it. You've got lots of room on the runway for that type of activity.

Then smash it up with all sorts of hammers and axes, then torch it (then weigh in what's left).

[polsta]

hcan we all chip in and hire a monster truck

i missed what happend- who bought stevies car ? is it complete ? where is it now, pics ?

[wullie325i]

semtex?

[tonybtonyb]

Make it into a BBQ

[leeparkes]

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[spook]

I reckon you should cover the car in expanding foam, let dry, carve out some nice spoilers and sell it back to Stevie as the car he always wanted.

Or fit towing eyes front and rear, and tow with Tourings going in opposite directions.

[d6dph]

Richard, Which vehicle am I bringing to this event? I could do some damage with the 4x4

May need to disconnect the airbag first though :S

[BigBavarian]

Whatever you like, i have vehicles to inflict damage!

[magpie]

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play dixie for me

btw

[Green]

Anyone brave enough to try and jump the other cars in stevie's beast?

[andyp]

Pour a gallon of petrol over it and set it alright. just to watch the plastics melt, i dont mind paying for the petrol

[polsta]

Anyone brave enough to try and jump the other cars in stevie's beast?

this would be truly amazing/spectacular !!!

failing that- can the car not be driven to a cliff/dumped in the sea somewhere to last forever as a reef

[Jhonno]

Pour a gallon of petrol over it and set it alright. just to watch the plastics melt, i dont mind paying for the petrol

That'll be the most valueable contribution to the event at todays prices..

[leeparkes]

Imo there needs a thread opened up in E30 chat about how to destruct Stevie's car.
Nobody really looks in the meets section and this action is less than a week away

Where did the other threads go? The one's with the whip round etc...

[Jhonno]

Where did the other threads go? The one's with the whip round etc...

Kindergarten apparently..

There was the beginnings of the how to kill it in them, yet they were moved for some reason, before the actual event

[lugy]

I've just come across the whole "Stevies BMW" saga to see what it's all about, how can you consider violating such a valuable asset to the modifying world........

Do you know anyone with a Cat D9?

[Ajsingh]

Where is this gonna take place?

[BigBavarian]

Event will take place at Big Bavrain Beauties, postcode CO7 6QD. Burgers and drinks on offer all evening too!
All welcome, BBQ from 6pm, destruction from 8pm. If you're running late then we can move it back a bit, just text or call to say so we know!

[leeparkes]

Where did the other threads go? The one's with the whip round etc...

Kindergarten apparently..

There was the beginnings of the how to kill it in them, yet they were moved for some reason, before the actual event

Wtf for?

Imo stuff only goes in Kindergarten when it kicks off

[Jhonno]

Where did the other threads go? The one's with the whip round etc...

Kindergarten apparently..

There was the beginnings of the how to kill it in them, yet they were moved for some reason, before the actual event

Wtf for?

Imo stuff only goes in Kindergarten when it kicks off

I have no idea.. Maybe a mod didn't see it as being a bit of fun...

If it had been put in there after the event, fair enough, but I still don't see why

[Ranchero]

Why not just drive it through Clapham and let the mob have their way with it.

[goosiegander]

Bump for tomorrow night

[Jim320i]

I wont be making it, but make sure my bit burns well. Lots of pictures and videos too!

[leeparkes]

So, is it dead?

[goosiegander]

[Duke137]

Pics please!

[d6dph]

Oh it's dead! And I bled quite a lot too

I have a load of pics but it will take a day or two before I get them sorted.

[Rav335uk]

Stop teasing Dave, post a few now.

[d6dph]

I shot in RAW and Jpeg so I'll have a quick looksie to see if any are worth posting straight away. May need to edit exposure etc as light faded fast!

[Duke137]

I shot in RAW and Jpeg so I'll have a quick looksie to see if any are worth posting straight away. May need to edit exposure etc as light faded fast!

Who cares about exposure WTF just post them lol

My £20 means you have a duty!!!!!!!

[d6dph]

I nearly died getting the f*cking shots! had to run for my life at least three times!

If I don't edit them you wont be able to see the epic detail!

[leeparkes]

I can wait, be quick though