Here's the approximate route (default settings from google maps):

We'll be staying 2 nights in Amiens, the girlfriend wants to visit the Somme/war graves etc which will be an interesting and worthwhile day out imo.
From there a long drive down to Lyon where we will be staying with a friend for 2 nights (free accommodation - hurrah!).
Then down to Nice (one night) and across the south coast via Monaco (dreading the traffic) to Italy where we will be staying in a little town called Aulla near the Cinque Terre. We'll be there for 3 nights, so plenty of time to chill out and enjoy the surrounding area. Plus much scope for day trips and little villages/towns to visit.
From there we will proceed north to Lake Como for a couple of nights. And then head west to Annecy (one night), Dijon (one night) and Reims (one night) on the way home.
Total 2200 miles according to google maps. I do need to look at the route more carefully however and try to minimise the amount of toll motorway use. No point going all the way to France/Italy to look at motorways, a point nicely illustrated by my recent trip to Andorra from Barcelona. Toll motorway on the way saved 40 mins, normal roads on the way back were breathtakingly stunning with the surrounding views. The extra time spent was worth it. Plus I don't think going through Paris is a particularly cunning plan.
Preparation
The car is used almost every day as such I don't expect it to throw up anything particularly unknown/unexpected short of an epic fail. Still don't trust the whole battery/drain situation so I've bought one of these:

Otherwise:
- TomTom Euro map edition
- High vis vests
- Warning triangle (already in car)
- Spare bulb kit (i.e. some old bulbs I found in the garage)
- 2x new Kumho KU31s after a puncture issue a couple of weeks ago. Car now has 4x same Kumhos. Spare is good. Tyres pumped up (2.6/2.9 bar as per handbook) to aid economy!
- 1x bottle oil
- 1x bottle water
- Worth taking a footpump just in case?
- V5/Insurance docs
- Breakdown cover - very difficult to get with older cars. Many places don't even quote for cars > 15 years, let alone 25! Managed to sort something with a company from Money Supermarket. Hopefully won't need it.
I never doubted my mate's W124 Merc (used in Spain/Andorra, and he's used it across Europe: France/Italy/Switzerland/Germany). The E30 feels altogether much more fragile. We will see! Should be banter. I'll do my best to get some good photos.
If anyone has any advice regarding prep/routes/recommended things to see on the way please feel free to share!

















