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Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:57 pm

rh306 wrote:...rather than building a blinged up E30, be much cheaper to buy one ready made. You could pick up this one for less than the price of a couple of tanks of petrol :D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-BMW-E30-316- ... _500wt_949
Don't encourage people to buy this... I'm hoping its cheap enough at the end so I can stick a bid in and then remove it from this world... :twisted:
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:00 pm

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rh306 wrote:...rather than building a blinged up E30, be much cheaper to buy one ready made. You could pick up this one for less than the price of a couple of tanks of petrol :D

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1987-BMW-E30-316- ... _500wt_949
Don't encourage people to buy this... I'm hoping its cheap enough at the end so I can stick a bid in and then remove it from this world... :twisted:
Make sure you post a video of the destruction on here :)
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:18 pm

Haha that sounds like a plan, we should all chip in :D
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:18 pm

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Dezzy wrote:Oh and Jim, I dont even bother reading your post's now, since you turned me down flat :cry:
oh well you've always got rav to go back to lol winkeye
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:30 pm

beema_boy wrote: Make sure you post a video of the destruction on here :)
I will, If I win it.
e30-dk wrote:Haha that sounds like a plan, we should all chip in :D

:cool: We should start a seperate fund on the zone, just to purchase and crush these turds.
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:50 pm

action at pod.

is rav and Dez CAMPING :eek:
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:08 pm

magpie wrote:action at pod.

is rav and Dez CAMPING :eek:
I am camping in my 1 man tent Mick, but i'm sure you have space in your 2 man tent :wink: and dezzy does like a "Stiff" one first thing in the morning winkeye , so i have been informed :D
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:11 pm

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magpie wrote:action at pod.

is rav and Dez CAMPING :eek:
I am camping in my 1 man tent Mick, but i'm sure you have space in your 2 man tent :wink: and dezzy does like a "Stiff" one first thing in the morning winkeye , so i have been informed :D
you and Jim gona be squabbling over Dezzy at pod Rav? :teehee:
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:12 pm

Stevie is for real, his dreams may be our nightmares but there is no need to be offensive :)

I think I talked him out of the lambo doors, better to get it up and running sweet before butchering it further.
We have increased it's value today with the extra copper we have wired in to it, now let's play nicely :D
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:15 pm

MurphyE30 wrote:
Rav335uk wrote:
magpie wrote:action at pod.

is rav and Dez CAMPING :eek:
I am camping in my 1 man tent Mick, but i'm sure you have space in your 2 man tent :wink: and dezzy does like a "Stiff" one first thing in the morning winkeye , so i have been informed :D
you and Jim gona be squabbling over Dezzy at pod Rav? :teehee:
I have a 3 man tent for all of us. :twisted: But not sure if i'm camping yet to be honest... :cry:

What sort of times are those camping getting there out of curiousity? My missus wants to come along but shes working the saturday... Thats why I was coming just the sunday.
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:44 pm

Anytime after 1pm Jim is ok to turn up and pitch the tent, but you might get lucky, Dezzy will have his up ready for you winkeye
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:17 pm

Fooking hell havent we all been horny tonight. I like it.

Conga line lads winkeye
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Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:20 pm

Aha. :D I may well be camping at Santa Pod yet, still undescided. Are we all pitching up in the same area? (This is well off topic! :? ) Wouldnt want to get there and be miles off with loads of X5 drivers...

Stevie, are you making it to Santa Pod? winkeye
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E30 zone area matey.

I had some sorry sight's great me early doors last year.

Thankfully i was too late for Mick's pan handle :eek:
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Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:22 am

fixedwheelnut wrote:Stevie is for real, his dreams may be our nightmares but there is no need to be offensive :)

I think I talked him out of the lambo doors, better to get it up and running sweet before butchering it further.
We have increased it's value today with the extra copper we have wired in to it, now let's play nicely :D
He may be entertaining but god it's getting boring!

Why start a new thread for everything? We'll be hearing when he goes for a shit next!
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can a mod not merge his threads and then maybe he'd get the hint.
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B7 wrote:
fixedwheelnut wrote:Stevie is for real, his dreams may be our nightmares but there is no need to be offensive :)

I think I talked him out of the lambo doors, better to get it up and running sweet before butchering it further.
We have increased it's value today with the extra copper we have wired in to it, now let's play nicely :D
He may be entertaining but god it's getting boring!
Maybe, but he's a post-whore's dream, eh Jim?! :wink:
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bigdoe wrote:
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bigdoe wrote:stevie being a work shy retard you have neither the funds or skills to pull off the lambo look so FORGET IT.
:eek: now that is a bit harsh don't you think? the guy has learning difficulties FFS so give him a break eh?

true some of his ideas might be a bit out there but at the end of the day it's his car so if he wants to do it then let him get on with it,

i take it if he posts up in tech help are you going to try & shot him down then if he has a genuine problem?

whats the matter? ain't got the balls to go all out on your car?? winkeye

just give the guy a break OK?
he can have shower curtains as doors for all i care, but having spent time in his company and knowing his employment status i would rather come straight out with it.

you tell me what's worst my blunt comments or 3 pages of smartarse's saying yer go for it winkeye winkeye knowing full well stevie does not realise he's having the pee pee taken out of him?
Im with you on this one.
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datourer wrote:
B7 wrote:
fixedwheelnut wrote:Stevie is for real, his dreams may be our nightmares but there is no need to be offensive :)

I think I talked him out of the lambo doors, better to get it up and running sweet before butchering it further.
We have increased it's value today with the extra copper we have wired in to it, now let's play nicely :D
He may be entertaining but god it's getting boring!
Maybe, but he's a post-whore's dream, eh Jim?! :wink:
BINGO!!!! :?
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Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:19 pm

Sorry, didnt realise forums were for reading only guys... I'll note that for the future... :roll:















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Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:19 pm

bigdoe wrote: stevie hasn't the iQ to realise he's having the pee pee taken out of him?
This is the aspect of it all that I'm a little uncomfortable with. It's all very well, but if he doesn't see the joke, there's a fine line between mickey taking and bullying.

Having said that, calling someone with self admitted learning difficulties, a "workshy retard" is just offensive.

I've already PMd a mod about some of the more gratuitously offensive comments directed at Stevie, but they're obviously too busy pulling for sale ads for not having the exact photos required to be bothered about a potentially vulnerable member being bullied. :roll:
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bigdoe wrote: stevie hasn't the iQ to realise he's having the pee pee taken out of him?
This is the aspect of it all that I'm a little uncomfortable with. It's all very well, but if he doesn't see the joke, there's a fine line between mickey taking and bullying.

Having said that, calling someone with self admitted learning difficulties, a "workshy retard" is just offensive.

I've already PMd a mod about some of the more gratuitously offensive comments directed at Stevie, but they're obviously too busy pulling for sale ads for not having the exact photos required to be bothered about a potentially vulnerable member being bullied. :roll:
O/T, but is there a precedant for this on the Zone?

I've been watching these threads mount up over the past few weeks and, aside from a few crude insults thrown his way, the majority are, as one zoner said, ripping the piss out this poor chap by encouraging him to throw thousands which he cannot afford into that horrible car....im not sure where the consensus of opinion lies, but im inclined to 'trust' the guys who claim to know him personally.

Giving someone who is, as you say 'vunerable', a push to throw away money that may not be his own is wrong.

I say be cruel to be kind.
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steviebmw wrote:i had £2500 left to me by my grandad when he died so my mother get the stuff on her credit card.
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alexdejonghe wrote: Giving someone who is, as you say 'vunerable', a push to throw away money that may not be his own is wrong.
To be honest, I don't believe Stevie is one to take good advice when it's given. He doesn't seem to need much encouragement to waste his money.
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steviebmw wrote:hi all i am thinking of doing lambo doors on my e30 . but need advise
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alexdejonghe wrote: Giving someone who is, as you say 'vunerable', a push to throw away money that may not be his own is wrong.
To be honest, I don't believe Stevie is one to take good advice when it's given. He doesn't seem to need much encouragement to waste his money.
Well a fool and his money are easily parted :)
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alexdejonghe wrote: Giving someone who is, as you say 'vunerable', a push to throw away money that may not be his own is wrong.
To be honest, I don't believe Stevie is one to take good advice when it's given. He doesn't seem to need much encouragement to waste his money.

Well he took the wheel advice and took the lenso's over the other nightmarish creations 8O
Simply took a 12 page intervention.
I don't think Stevie is as vulnerable as people are making him out to be. That's rather condescending! He has a license after all.
I dunno , if people where defending me by saying " O he has learning difficulties " Id be more P*SSed of by that
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Yeah and he put them on a s**tter that will take thousands to rectify. I said good advice.

Anyway, it's his money. Or his mums'. God love her.
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i have given up on the idea of the doors
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Ranchero wrote:Yeah and he put them on a s**tter that will take thousands to rectify. I said good advice.

Anyway, it's his money. Or his mums'. God love her.
yea he's a big boy. Its his mother bears job to mother him.

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steviebmw wrote:i have given up on the idea of the doors
You need doors Stevie, you don't want passengers falling out the car if they forget to put their belts on. winkeye
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steviebmw wrote:hi all i am thinking of doing lambo doors on my e30 . but need advise
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That is, without doubt, the most hideous basket case I have ever set eyes on. Unless you are an elaborate wind-up merchant (takes one to know one) you should hang your head in shame. Even Barry Boys would refuse to be seen in that shit-tip.

It's THAT bad, 'Lambo doors' might actually be an improvement.
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