Daft son

[xavier]

I picked up an E21 to go with my e30. It came with BBS Mahls and only cost me $300.00 Australian. while at work(and without asking) my son cut a huge hole in the rear exhaust to make it loader, cut all the springs with an angle grinder and cut a big hole in the front grill through which a he stuck a big Chavarama pod filter. That night while driving home from his girl friend's house the police pulled him over. Guess what? They stuck a yellow sticker(vehicle defect notice) on it. It is too rogered to repair so it will get stripped for parts and whats left is off to scrap. Any one in Australia want some BBS Mahls? As for my daft son, it is illegal to sell him, and he is bigger than me.

[SHAKEELE30]

bet he keeps you on your toes!

[m_jermyn]

Little big bastard.

[MARKYMARKY]

Rat poison works well Only joking

[Cypriotgeeza]

[lowey]

We need a big cull of kids, worldwide - up to a certain age (poll?) we should slay 'em all. Fill up the Isle of Wight, the rest get shot.
The ones on the Isle of Wight can be kept for chimney sweeping etc, and later on for breeding purposes...but only after the age of 16, I ain't no sicko bruv!!!

[daimlerman]

Kids are fine,problem is that the little buggers grow up....

We went through a stage when I had to hide the car keys to be certain the car would be where I had left it.

Happiest day of my life when he left home to join the Navy,unfortunately he only lasted 3 weeks!

[Andyboy]

I was in the local shopping centre, just walking into the local camera shop. There was some 2-3 year old brat yelling away. I gave the little bastard a look of disgust, which struck a chord with the shop owner.

"They want strangling, don't they Sir?" says he in the most deadpan manner........

[daimlerman]

I was in the local shopping centre, just walking into the local camera shop. There was some 2-3 year old brat yelling away. I gave the little bastard a look of disgust, which struck a chord with the shop owner.

"They want strangling, don't they Sir?" says he in the most deadpan manner........

I suppose that there must be logic somewhere that one of the most enjoyable acts between two humans creates this kind of problem....

[Gert_8]

..... can be kept for chimney sweeping etc, and later on for breeding purposes...but only after the age of 16, I ain't no sicko bruv!!!

you might not be a sicko, but you're definitely Dickensian!

[Green]

We need a big cull of kids, worldwide - up to a certain age (poll?) we should slay 'em all. Fill up the Isle of Wight, the rest get shot.
The ones on the Isle of Wight can be kept for chimney sweeping etc, and later on for breeding purposes...but only after the age of 16, I ain't no sicko bruv!!!

There is a Isle of Wight "cruise" later this year... sounds like a good opportunity