Caption Competition!!!

[M3GTR]

Me and Dom reviewing lap times!

No prizes I'm afraid, just thought it might liven up the motorsport section!!



How about....

"I'm sure we did actually race!" or "Is that laptime in 12 or 24 hour clock?"

[billgatese30]

now if you turn riht by mcdonalds then it should be the first on the left...i think

[Si316]

"the treasure was close....................but the map was useless!" (x marks the spot lol)

[billgatese30]

who would have thought that the pit lane was harder to navigate than Birmingham town centre

[BewareMadWoman]

It doesn't look much like the picture... Is this all the instructions it came with !!!!

[johnono]

(a) how the f**k did You get a ticket??!!


(b) fitting is the reversal of removal?


(c) well if you had been paying attention to directions we could have won this weeks rollover

[johnono]

you forgot the jaffa cakes, take my car and uԚ´ll be back in time for brookie

[greg325]

do you know you have a gear box ???

i'd do beter runing roud the track.......

[johnono]

Dear Sir/Madam,

Peter will not be able to attand the race today as he has flu.....

[johnono]

Look!! its a flyer for the E30 Zone

[M3GTR]

Some beuties there guys (and gals!). Particularly like the last one!

[E30Adam]

E30 owners manual... "it say's to put it into gear you need to depress the clutch".... "now which one's the clutch"?

[Taffy]

How about "you flucker, you've got me again!"

[M3GTR]

How about "you flucker, you've got me again!"

Dare I ask who's saying that to who!! ??

Great day at Rockingham by the way..almost reminisant of Oulton for a while!

[billgatese30]

i'm sure we parked around here somewhere

no, we parked in the green section i think, look over there.

[johnono]

right, decide now if u want korma or madrass, coz im not commin back again

[Jhonno]

'does my bum look big in this?'


'you sure its sposed to look like that?'


Step 1 to becoming a race driver, find a suitable car... 'Check'

[Taffy]

when you coming out to play?

[billgatese30]

vanilla yoghurt
6 large eggs
1 loaf brown bread
loo rolls (white)
mach 3 blades
self raising flour
leda coilovers
new helmet
2 pints semi skimmed
....................

[Simon]

"Cor, look at the t1ts on that...."

[johnono]

"i should have smiled on that last corner, thats my good side..."

[johnono]

i told u not to take it to a dealers!, look at the price of that!!

[johnono]

oh your right,..it does look like the one we hit

[willow]

God! I told you I was wearing the blue! So why did you come in the blue? Now we look like a couple of puffs....ok here's directions to the nearest boutique.....

[Taffy]

How did you know what colour knickers I was wearing?!

[Daryll]

Dom, is this the way to Amarillo??

[willow]

is this the way to Amarillo??

Aghhhhhh.....it's stuck in my head....again

[e30geezer]

Me and Dom reviewing lap times!

No prizes I'm afraid, just thought it might liven up the motorsport section!!



How about....

"I'm sure we did actually race!" or "Is that laptime in 12 or 24 hour clock?"

it' says scratch and sniff"

[M3GTR]

bloody hell mate.. you must have been searching hard to find this thread..it's from ages ago! Still makes me laugh though!

[johnono]

:yeahthat:

[Zayyan]

"They're taking a photo - look busy!"