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Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:04 pm

you mean when the 50mph corkscrew is fast approaching and your on the rack with bald 17's lol thats when it gets tricky :cool:
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Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:14 pm

When you first drive your e30 quickly round a wet roundabout to see if its got a LSD lol.
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Sat Feb 12, 2011 9:19 pm

^^^^ yes i remember that one lol
eventhough i already knew it didnt have one was still worth a try winkeye
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Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:21 pm

When you check the sump for oil dripping after a bumpy drive

Good thread :thumb:
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:19 am

when you put £20 petrol and the needle only goes up to a 1/4 tank!!! woohoo 325....
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:29 am

when you park the car and stand for 5 minutes looking at it and then look out every 5min form the window
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:14 am

TouringTash wrote:
rancido64 wrote:
skipunda wrote:Can't move for random parts you'll realistically never use dotted around the garage(s)
If you're lucky enough to have a garage :roll:
My house is starting to have a build up of parts, i should really start moving shit up to the attic
But then You'll only have to bring it back down again.
Haha very true..
I'm fairly lazy most of the time anyway, so the likelyhood of me moving parts up to the attic is slim winkeye I can always pretend to have the intention to do so though :P
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:25 am

.....when driving along, you realise you have the oldest car on the road.
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:38 am

if you've got dasboard ocd, when you have got all the heater control sliders (my mate calls them faders) pushed all the way over to the right and the bottom one always pops back about a millimetre so they're not all lined up anymore :cheese:
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:47 pm

When the roll pin falls out of the gear linkage at a junction and your in neutral......... :o:

Then some cheeky but helpful sod who pulled up in a "max powered" 206 helps you push it off the road into a carpark whilst saying i bet this is the fastest its ever gone......aye you dont know the half of it.haha
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 12:53 pm

When your nan in her Honda CVT beats you off the lights. :?
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:41 pm

or when your driving along and the panel ontop of the pedal drops onto your legs 8O 8O
Check my M30 build threads:
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 1:59 pm

Cypriotgeeza wrote:or when your driving along and the panel ontop of the pedal drops onto your legs 8O 8O
Hahaha, yep and jams your feet. Happened in every e30 iv had. Still need a new one in mine because I ripped it out with my legs when it fell down.
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:01 pm

hammoj28 wrote:
Cypriotgeeza wrote:or when your driving along and the panel ontop of the pedal drops onto your legs 8O 8O
Hahaha, yep and jams your feet. Happened in every e30 iv had. Still need a new one in mine because I ripped it out with my legs when it fell down.
haha yea iv had a couple of scary moments with that! doing about 60ish and it dropping off can scare the SHIT out of you :teehee:
Check my M30 build threads:
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 2:33 pm

^^ Hhaha thought i was the only one on that front. mines been sitting in the boot for about a month lol.
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:03 pm

Cypriotgeeza wrote:or when your driving along and the panel ontop of the pedal drops onto your legs 8O 8O
Lol.......thats a classis one.
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:54 pm

Yep I'm another victim of this. Scary appnin 8O
A 2 door e30 with 8 cylinders, what could be better winkeye :D
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:20 pm

... when you see to of accumulated at least one other E30 in parts.
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 5:32 pm

When you plan your route advoiding speed bumps at all costs
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:21 pm

MattTheHat325 wrote:if you've got dasboard ocd, when you have got all the heater control sliders (my mate calls them faders) pushed all the way over to the right and the bottom one always pops back about a millimetre so they're not all lined up anymore :cheese:
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:D and you also have to have the 4x blower direction things all central the same when not in use :mad:
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 6:39 pm

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Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:00 pm

Cypriotgeeza wrote:or when your driving along and the panel ontop of the pedal drops onto your legs 8O 8O
That happened to me - on the way to last year's Zone Roam!
I had to stop and borrow some Gaffa Tape off a farmer :(
E30 Touring 0.35 cD - more slippery than prison soap :)

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Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:12 pm

When you refuse to go to sainsburys due to the big arse road bump, i tell the wife ''get the bus love, or lets go lidl instead''. :D
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 7:15 pm

Sanchez wrote:...you shut the door and walk away backwards and admire.
Every time :cool:
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:21 pm

Cypriotgeeza wrote:or when your driving along and the panel ontop of the pedal drops onto your legs 8O 8O
The screw clip that holds the headlight cover in the engine bay fits the hole under the steering column fella :) (if you've got any left) lol
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:29 pm

When you change down from 80 to 60 into 3rd approaching a corner and the two blokes in the used car lot by the road turn round in unison catching the world's greatest engine note, no doubt expecting a ferrari only to see the correct shape of E30 winkeye
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:19 pm

Cypriotgeeza wrote:or when your driving along and the panel ontop of the pedal drops onto your legs 8O 8O
Seems a popular one lol, mine happened when i was pulling onto a fast dual carriageway, just dropped into third and as my foot pushed the clutch in, the panel dropped, pinning my foot down 8O managed to coast into a layby :)
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:45 pm

Cypriotgeeza wrote:or when your driving along and the panel ontop of the pedal drops onto your legs 8O 8O
this happend to me too as i was going into rotherhithe tunnel that was scary but managed to pulled it out :eek:
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:47 pm

Im scared after watching topgear how easily they broke into a E30 8O
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Sun Feb 13, 2011 11:54 pm

or when the washer jets come on by themselves and dont turn off untill you have no fluid left! :mad:
Check my M30 build threads:
Project Frankenstein: viewtopic.php?f=25&t=194154
Headgasket: viewtopic.php?f=55&t=165704
Clutch issues: viewtopic.php?f=55&t=172482
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:16 am

When your girlfriend complains that you say "hello beautiful" to your car more than her.
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:11 pm

Cypriotgeeza wrote:You have to double check your lights are on..
Certainly this! Non smiley/non bulls eye headlamps NFTW.
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:27 pm

when you close the door, the glovebox falls into the passengers lap.
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 1:30 pm

When you spend more than half your driving time trying to track down rattles.
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Mon Feb 14, 2011 8:10 pm

When you make excuses to by new tools, even though you have every kind of spanner made.
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