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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:12 pm

Saw this thread on a different forum so here goes.

When you have to bang your dash to make the right side of the speedo lights to work.
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:20 pm

you have to poke the obc display to stop it looking like a calculator on acid
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:28 pm

Your driving to work with a grin
How do you pronounce 'either'? I say 'either', but some say 'either'. Either is correct.
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:28 pm

You have to brace yourself when you see a speed hump coming, even on just a 40mm drop.
Cypriotgeeza wrote:I done both my mates in my old 318is
felt so proud,even tried it with a E30 325i and got put in my place.. :o:
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:29 pm

You have to think twice about where to park it!
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:30 pm

when you slam the door a little bit of arch drops off ! :eek:
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:30 pm

when folk ask: what model of BMW is that?
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:36 pm

You have to remove the centre console to find the lost glovebox torch(es).
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:39 pm

You're trying to figure out where the rattle/knocking/creaking is coming from when driving on a flat smooth road
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:40 pm

Where is that noise coming from???
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:50 pm

Your feet are wet, there are particles of rust in your hair, you smell petrol and the car wont start.
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:51 pm

It refuses to start :mad:
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:52 pm

The excellent M20B25 bellows a fine tune out :D
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:52 pm

when you hear the noise of a 325 engine!!! :D
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Wed Feb 09, 2011 11:55 pm

When you pull in at the petrol station after a long drive on the motoryway, turn the car of and soon find you have boiled her.
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:21 am

Are you selling your car :!:
They don't make bm's like this anymore!..They should.
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:30 am

You have to tell passengers that the door handles are by their elbows.
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 1:11 am

SpencerLavery wrote:You have to tell passengers that the door handles are by their elbows.
I have this all the time!


You feel the backside twitching in the damp on every turn
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 2:38 am

When you pull up behind someone on a summers day and see the reflection of that iconic front end of the E30 in the back of there Korean $hit box

Roll on summer :D :D
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:49 am

- Are you selling it?
- where you can't park it anywhere except on perfect spot
- when you hit a pothole and it feels like something will fall off
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:30 am

- When you open a window just to pull away from a roundabout 8)

- When you have to poke at the fuel gauge to make the needle swing round!
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:30 am

When you turn the radio off and wind down the window down to hear the noise through tunnels :cool:
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:30 am

when the floor under your feet is crunchy :eek:
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e30topless said : Proper BMW's have 4 headlights, last of the run was the E30 and E34/E32 anything after that is just complete shite
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 8:58 am

Some good answers above lol, the tunnel run is a must 8) 8) (only works with a 6 pot tho!) Sorry 4 pot boys lol.

..... When you pull up outside a shop and a stranger keeps you talking for ages, "what model is it?, how old is it?, she's in beatiful condition, they are the best shape" ect.... Makes me feel very proud :D :cool:
A 2 door e30 with 8 cylinders, what could be better winkeye :D
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:02 am

when you think to yourself, "thank f*ck I don't have to drive this every day" :D
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:07 am

When 50-something rich blokes say "I used to have one of those" and sigh for their twenties :)
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:12 am

When your mates say, "you're still spending money on that thing?!"
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:26 am

When the police pull you over 3 times a week, then they say what lovely condition it's in...
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:28 am

When you perfer to listen to the car rather than the radio.
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:28 am

your passengers have trouble trouble figuring out how to open the doors to get out when it's dark :D
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:33 am

When your wife won't go anywhere with you in the "old" car........
These are sensations as hard to forget as they are to ignore.....
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:36 am

SpencerLavery wrote:You have to tell passengers that the door handles are by their elbows.
So very true!!

-when the iS splitter cracks off at every speed bump.
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:47 am

rancido64 wrote:your passengers have trouble trouble figuring out how to open the doors to get out when it's dark :D
hahaha, every girl I had inside this car was finding that door handle...every :cool: :cool:
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:49 am

Can't get the power down in the wet without the arse end waving at the car behind 8O
A 2 door e30 with 8 cylinders, what could be better winkeye :D
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Thu Feb 10, 2011 11:53 am

ha, the doorhandle thing is so true, all my cars ahve had handles there though and noone else has had a problem?!
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