IM NOT KIDDING....M3!!

[burtcocain]

Hi guys,
PLEASE BELEIVE ME!!!!!!!!....
I have just had an e-mail from a contact...who is taking delivery of a e30 m3 tonight....he has offered to me!!,he doesnt know much about the car yet as he has not seen it but he said the car has 6 month mot and has the log book!, starts and drives....but he says the engine has a tap when warm????

I m going to look at it around 7.30 tonight(i'll try to take pics!!)...

I have no room to keep it here so if it's any good is ANYONE interested??,and any ideas what it is worth??..

[johnt0709]

[cecotto479]

Just bugger off and troll somewhere else, muppet.

[jaymos]

I will start the bidding at 1 pound.

[Jim320i]

The Burt who cried M3 too many times...

[beemerbird]

One pound twenty-three pence

[steve_k]

here we go again

[jaymos]

One pound twenty-three pence

2 pounds

[Jim320i]

I will give you £200 for it! Considering a rotten one isnt worth that, a good one must be.

[konfuzion]

One pound twenty-three pence

2 pounds

tree fiddy

[maxfield]

If it's true I would come round tomorrow with £1500.

[Jhonno]

[steve_k]

two boiled sweets (werthers ) £2.02 & some belly button fluff fron a 19yr old virgin

[Jim320i]

two boiled sweets (werthers ) £2.02 & some belly button fluff fron a 19yr old virgin

Pm'ed about the belly button fluff.

[burtcocain]

SHUT THE F""K UP GUYS......
YOU HAVE HAD YOUR CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- If its any good i'l try to sell it locally!!!!!!!!!IM GOING TO TAKE SOME PIC'S THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....cecotto479- think you better watch who you are calling a muppet!!!!!There is no need for that kind of abuse!!!!!.

[craigieeb]

Hi guys,
PLEASE BELEIVE ME!!!!!!!!....
I have just had an e-mail from a contact...who is taking delivery of a e30 m3 tonight....he has offered to me!!,he doesnt know much about the car yet as he has not seen it but he said the car has 6 month mot and has the log book!, starts and drives....but he says the engine has a tap when warm????

I m going to look at it around 7.30 tonight(i'll try to take pics!!)...

I have no room to keep it here so if it's any good is ANYONE interested??,and any ideas what it is worth??..

Why do you feel the need to do this?
Once was bad enough, but twice?
Howey mate, use your noggin
if your spouting off about something like this, (AGAIN)
why not just wait until you have taken pictures????

Do you just like telling porkie pies?
Or Is it a mental state your in at this moment in time?

[steve_k]

two boiled sweets (werthers ) £2.02 & some belly button fluff fron a 19yr old virgin

Pm'ed about the belly button fluff.

talk to german whips about that

also it's nice & soft but a bit sticky

[Jim320i]

The Burt who cried M3 too many times...

Burt... You cant expect anything less...


How is the other M3 doing though?

[Jim320i]

two boiled sweets (werthers ) £2.02 & some belly button fluff fron a 19yr old virgin

Pm'ed about the belly button fluff.

talk to german whips about that

Lol,


I could probably purchase a full girl from him, without her even knowing.

[steve_k]

i wonder if it'll be driven by a 19yr old virgin & followed by lord lucan riding shergar & wearing false teeth made from gold hen's teeth & carrying a bucket of rocking horse poo??

[Jhonno]

Proper weirdo..

[steve_k]

Proper weirdo..

who's that then??

[SpencerLavery]

Guys I found a genuine Warsteiner M3 EVO in my attic last night just gathering dust!

I even have proof:

[Dezzy]

I will give you 10k and suck you off!

Any good to you.

Oh and i have a contact with a mk3 fiesta that starts and runs if anyones interested?

[SpencerLavery]

I will give you 10k and suck you off!

Any good to you.

Oh and i have a contact with a mk3 fiesta that starts and runs if anyones interested?

I'll give you 10k if you suck your contact off in the back of the mk3 fiesta while screaming BELIEEEVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE

[HairyScreech]

I will give you 10k and suck you off!

Any good to you.

Oh and i have a contact with a mk3 fiesta that starts and runs if anyones interested?

will he nosh me off if i take the fiesta off his hands?

[steve_k]

I will give you 10k and suck you off!

Any good to you.

Oh and i have a contact with a mk3 fiesta that starts and runs if anyones interested?

I'll give you 10k if you suck your contact off in the back of the mk3 fiesta while screaming BELIEEEVVVEEE MEEEEEEEEEEE

dear god this is getting worse lol.

what you need is a wad that you could choke a dozen donkeys with before he'll even entertain the idea of letting you near that mk3 fez.

[cecotto479]

...cecotto479- think you better watch who you are calling a muppet!!!!!There is no need for that kind of abuse!!!!!.

On more considered reflection, you are correct. Considering I've never met you, likening you to a muppet is pretty unforgiveable. Please accept my sincere apologies Kermitt, Fozzy, Miss Piggy et al. I should never have compared you stars of stage and screen to this total waste of air, skin and organs.

Now Burtocain please, please STFU. Now.

[skipunda]

Your old enough and Cornish enough to not post shite twice running.

Hi guys,
PLEASE BELEIVE ME!!!!!!!!....
I have just had an e-mail from a contact...who is taking delivery of a e30 m3 tonight....he has offered to me!!,he doesnt know much about the car yet as he has not seen it but he said the car has 6 month mot and has the log book!, starts and drives....but he says the engine has a tap when warm????

I m going to look at it around 7.30 tonight(i'll try to take pics!!)...

I have no room to keep it here so if it's any good is ANYONE interested??,and any ideas what it is worth??..

A new post with photos please or nothing at all. Do it again without and a stint in the slammer beckons.